Superhero recast

[Nuzzolese]

Because I never liked the actors they chose to play the X-men in the recent movies. Halle Berry was too demure, Anna Paquin too young and serious. Patrick Stewart was a perfect Professor X, though. I don't think I could do better.

Christina Henricks is Jean Gray
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4WCJ9W3Y-L8/S82Gn8hokmI/AAAAAAAACFs/WxINMMQHs6M/s400/Christina-Hendricks-picture-Z1G63846_b.jpg

Leonardo DiCaprio is Cyclops
http://glassesvogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/0.684455001268744206.jpg

Evangeline Lilly is Rogue
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CXDBOz7EzUY/StJBbo7XRtI/AAAAAAAAAH0/j0vBZdSHDM0/s320/Evangeline-Lilly-sexy-wallpaper-1-1024x768.jpg

Vivica Fox is Storm
http://www.vivicafox.org/photo/Vivica-a-Fox-pb01.jpg

Josh Brolin is Wolverine
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F5QGJDUKVhU/TW554rHRZsI/AAAAAAAAB2g/cexvIV0tYg0/s400/Josh-Brolin-Hex_l.jpg

[Nuzzolese]

Kellan Lutz is Iceman
http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/kellan_lutz_1161307.jpg

Christoph Walz is Magneto
http://estb.msn.com/i/E8/2A9A50C3B43A47B8E55A4D78F68AA6.jpg

[Myu-to]

Batman
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/13/230x306/13224_dylan-mcdermott.jpg

Thor
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100810012145/trueblood/images/7/72/Eric-true-blood.jpg

Catwoman
http://mrldavis.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Stacey-dash.jpg

[kaiser soze]

does catwoman work in a mine?

and how does she feel about child labor laws?

[Freebasser]

Superman

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Steve%20Buscemi-5.jpg

[camo]

The Hulk

http://skeetandbigsexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hulk-hogan.0.0.0x0.432x432.jpeg1247841010.jpg

[Nuzzolese]

His thighs look like a couple of Christmas hams

[ToucanSpam]

Glad nobody in this thread is a casting agent.

[Audio.]

Glad nobody in this thread is a casting agent.

haha agreed

[A. Chimendez]

Jon Hamm as Superman
http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/0228-jon-hamm-superman-00-480x621.jpg

Rosario Dawson as Catwoman
http://www.blackwebportal.com/medi_images/bwp_RosarioDawson2.jpg

[A. Chimendez]

Micheal Trucco as Scott Summers/Cyclops
http://www.tvobsession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/michael-trucco-battlestar-g.jpg

[ToucanSpam]

Is that Longshot?

[A. Chimendez]

Yes.

[kaiser soze]

Stephen Hawking as Charles Xavier

http://hometown-pasadena.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephen-hawking.jpg

when it comes to brain power I think he is the closest there is

[ToucanSpam]

Yes.

Thanks for providing this thread with some realistic choices. Please continue.

[Helvete]

Me as any male superhero.

[A. Chimendez]

I'll be working on recasting the Fantastic Four in the meantime...

[Adam]

Me as any male superhero.

Banana Man?

[camo]

Me as any male superhero.

Granted.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CZqfePwbdVI/Th5PK3aaY8I/AAAAAAAAvI8/uM_nJi5zvD8/s1600/GayComics28.0.0.0x0.400x400.jpg

[Helvete]

Yeah, but look at his muscles.

[Adam]

Yeah, but look at his muscles.

It's cool dude, we just don't all admire the male form that much.

[Myu-to]

Glad nobody in this thread is a casting agent.
Glad nobody in this thread is employing you to hire casting agents.

[kaiser soze]

Harriet Tubman as E.T.

http://www.humorsharing.com/public/files/posts/images/2716/look-like-003_1.jpg

[ToucanSpam]

Glad nobody in this thread is employing you to hire casting agents.

Glad nobody in this thread is hiring you to hire someone to hire a cast agent.

[Helvete]

Glad nobody in this thread is hiring you to hire someone to hire a cast agent.

Glad nobody in this thread is hiring...err, what?

[Myu-to]

Or since she Harriet Tubman isn't around anymore...

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f212/cmuterhyme/JayZ-et.jpg


as
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f212/cmuterhyme/1217594014-29985-0.jpg

[hpdrifter]

I am into Evangeline Lilly as Rouge, really never understood the Anna Pacquin thing. It actually really bugged me that they made her a child.

Also, Angela Bassett was the only choice to play Storm. She would have killed that shit. Halle Berry couldn't make her mind up, she was truly terrible and only got worse and made the character more irrelevant as the series went on.

I liked Ian McKellan as Magneto and of course Patrick Stewart was the only choice for Prof X. I thought Hugh Jackman absolutely killed it as Wolverine (though not in his spinoff movie which blew chunks and really blew the casting of my personal favorite X-man, Gambit).

I could see Rosario as Catwoman. Stacey Dash certainly has the look but I don't know if she has the chops. I really wish she would do more stuff, I just love looking at her and listening to her voice.

I am really not feeling this Anne Hathaway thing for the new Batman but then again I thought Nolan was off his rocker for doing the joker AGAIN and for casting Heath Ledger but I was obviously soundly proved wrong so who knows.