I eats stupid

[Nuzzolese]

Have you ever been eating something and you glance down and see a little speck or small sized piece of something on the table or the sofa cusion next to you, and you immediately pick it up and put in your mouth just assuming it's part of the food you were just eating and then as soon as you bite it you realize that you have no idea what it was, and that it may not have been recently dropped food and in fact may not have ever been intended to be eaten? But because you'd rather not think about that you eat it anyway and forget about it?

Have you ever been eating something really spicey that burns your mouth and tongue and lips and throat and chest and intestines, and instead of reaching for something to drink or otherwise quell the spice, you just keep shoveling more of the spicey food into your mouth but at a faster pace, as if the speed of the flying food will somehow cause a refreshing breeze in your mouth and soothe the pain?

Have you ever been eating something that starts to fall apart mid-bite and you decide the best choice is to shove as much into your mouth as possible to avoid an embarrassing spill, ironically embarrassing yourself with a stuffed mouth and food all over your chin?

I don't do these things, I was just wondering.

[Nuzzolese]

Have you ever been eating cereal from the box while watching a movie then when the movie is over you notice you have crumbs all over your clothes, so you stand up and let it fall and say "cat will get it" even though you don't have a cat?

[Echewta]

Cheese? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvjRsijFejA&feature=related)

[like2_drink]

Ever been offered two big scoops of what is obviously vanilla ice cream - immediately accept the offer, and instinctively take a huge spoonful; only to realize that instead of cold vanilla ice cream its warm mashed potatoes?

Oh man, the laughs

[Myu-to]

I eats Cool J cookies.

[Nuzzolese]

Cheese? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvjRsijFejA&feature=related)
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OH EMM effing GOD I love this movie so damn much and this scene is just one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies...This along with "Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's Wart. Wart? Wart! I'm the Wart! She's my tumor, my growth....'Melanoma Head's comin!'" I'm just dissappointed that they cut off his question "Do you have a plunger by any chance?" Can I get you anything for posting this? Would you like something special? Maybe a song or something? Can I find some wonderful internet present to give you? A gift basket filled with cheese, cigars, a power drill, a plunger and a fur hat that angers people, just the sight of it?

[Helvete]

No, never. To any of these.

[Echewta]

Its pretty much one of the best movies out there.

All of your offers sound delightful, especially the gift basket. I just ask that perhaps you have some cheese tonight with dinner.

Thank you.

[Nuzzolese]

Helevete - neither do I! Can you believe people do that stuff?



Echewta: it reminded me of Seargant Balzac in the family crisis intervention center at the police station in Home Alone - because that's another good old Macauley Culkin movie. I tried to find a youtube clib of the Sgt on the phone, eating his donut, flipping through the magazine, dropping a piece of donut on the mouthpiece of the phone where it sits for a second before dropping onto his desk. For some reason that scene kills me, just because of that actor and his magical command of a donut.

[Echewta]

Ha!

I was really trying to find the clip with Uncle Buck on the couch eating with the dog and using the vacuum to clean up his shirt.

[jackrock]

The worst is when you are masticating something soft but then there's a big loud crunch, and you get instant panicky and have check all your teeth with your tongue.

[Bob]

The worst is when you are masticating something soft but then there's a big loud crunch, and you get instant panicky and have check all your teeth with your tongue.

like when you order a meat product from dunkin donuts

[TimDoolan]

I'm a messy eater. Whenever I spill water over my chin or clothes or table I never try to look embarrassed. I'll always reach for a bar napkin and pat myself down. Then even if people are staring at me I'll look debonair like, "Even if I'm a slob I'll still be wasteful and classy."