i won

[abbott]

i won the big splash completion today at the pool. My prize was a beer.

[mikizee]

(y)

[Bob]

what kind of beer?

[kaiser soze]

what kind of beer?

the kind you drink

[abbott]

well I hate to brag, but this is a big deal. Must have been a hundred kids around the diving area and the adults were competing off the high dive. My oldest girl was so proud of me.

I was one of the smallest, but I had done a physics project on making big splashes in high school when I was in the physics club, so school paid off big time with this victory...

Oh yea I got a Miller.

[jabumbo]

you're kids will be telling that story to their grandkids someday

[fonky pizza]

i won the big splash completion today at the pool. My prize was a beer.

big splash italian technique: One leg is straight the other is kept close to your chest you jump and yell "ah bombazza!"

do you have a technique over there?

[Myu-to]

Oh yea I got a Miller.
:D

[Bob]

Oh yea I got a Miller.

light? high life? genuine draft? something else?

[TurdBerglar]

big splash italian technique: One leg is straight the other is kept close to your chest you jump and yell "ah bombazza!"

do you have a technique over there?

we call that the can opener

[RobMoney$]

big splash italian technique: One leg is straight the other is kept close to your chest you jump and yell "ah bombazza!"



That's a Jack Knife.

[Guy Incognito]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwEPDlL45xw&feature=fvst

[abbott]

I call it the can opener... and you know that is the ticket ... unless you prefer the preacher seat.

I have also heard it called a jack knife.

[Bob]

light? high life? genuine draft? something else?

?

[Planetary]

how many kinds do you need? surely light and regular are enough

[abbott]

high life...

[Myu-to]

I call it the can opener... and you know that is the ticket ... unless you prefer the preacher seat.

I have also heard it called a jack knife.
One leg up, can opener, both legs down, preacher seat.

Preacher seat(y)

I made up a variation that I called the "Starsky & Hutch". You know, in the opening sequence when Hutch jumped on top of the roof of the car.

[Kid Presentable]

In America, when you say 'light' beers you mean low sugar, right?

[hardnox71]

In America, when you say 'light' beers you mean low sugar, right?

More like low in taste.

[Kid Presentable]

But it's the same alcohol content, right?

[hardnox71]

But it's the same alcohol content, right?

I never drink light beer so I honestly can't tell you yes or no but I can direct you here: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1809/is-light-beer-made-by-watering-it-down

I looked it up but I haven't actually had time to read it yet.

[jabumbo]

light beer has less calories in it, which means it has less sugar, which means it has less alcohol

[Bob]

light beer is for college kids and people who think that there's a way to drink beer without getting fat

[fonky pizza]

One leg up, can opener, both legs down, preacher seat.

Preacher seat(y)

I made up a variation that I called the "Starsky & Hutch". You know, in the opening sequence when Hutch jumped on top of the roof of the car.

The distracted walker(y)

[Myu-to]

The distracted walker(y)
Hahahahahahaha

And here I thought I was the only one who did that.(y)