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camo
09-18-2011, 12:48 PM
Unfortunately I'll have to make do with bones being plated and wired together again.

I have an operation tomorrow in my local hospital to pin back my badly broken arm and wrist. I don't mind the pain or the actual operation but particularly not looking looking forward to the anesthetic knocking me out and that weird feeling of 'wtf' when they bring you back around. This will be the first surgery where the will be no one but nurses there when I wake. I remember last time shouting for morphine even though I couldn't feel a thing.

I wish this was like Deus Ex and I woke to find that I had telescopic fingers or at the very least a finger that was a USB pen drive, but that's the NHS for you.

Bob
09-18-2011, 01:06 PM
first you gotta eat 50 eggs

camo
09-18-2011, 01:11 PM
A cool hand like Luke (Skywalker) :D

hardnox71
09-18-2011, 01:50 PM
Hope all goes well tomorrow. (y)

kaiser soze
09-18-2011, 03:24 PM
I remember my surgery - they prepped me, rolled me in, hooked me up to something, the aliens walked into the room, and...

you'll be fine, have faith - that's why they charge you shitloads of money.

camo
09-18-2011, 03:41 PM
Thanks guys...and I'm English so this shit's on the house (y)

Micodin
09-18-2011, 03:46 PM
Good luck!

I thought Anakin's hand was kinda dope as well.

abbott
09-19-2011, 07:23 AM
first you gotta eat 50 eggs(y)

Adam
09-20-2011, 02:14 AM
I'd of used my robot hand for good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvpcsDQ-Jtw)

MC Moot
09-20-2011, 08:47 AM
Hope you recover well and work that physio program...(y)

camo
09-20-2011, 10:57 AM
Just got back. I've got two plates and four wires. It's not the nicest feeling in the world. Ouch.

MC Moot
09-20-2011, 11:21 AM
I knickname thee "wolverine"...go easy on the meds they do a world of hurt to the belly...I recommend cessation as soon as possible...(y)

nodanaonlyzuul
09-20-2011, 11:26 AM
Ouch! Sorry, dude.

camo
09-20-2011, 11:34 AM
I knickname thee "wolverine"...go easy on the meds they do a world of hurt to the belly...I recommend cessation as soon as possible...(y)

Yeah, they kinda 'block you up' don't they? (n)

and

Thanks Crystal x

cosmo105
09-20-2011, 11:44 AM
first you gotta eat 50 eggs

God damnit I knew you'd be the one to beat me to it

camo
09-20-2011, 11:49 AM
God damnit I knew you'd be the one to beat me to it

Unintentional pun there?