Old Spice Deodorant Stick

[Kid Presentable]

I bought one of these because the label on the back said "If your grandfather hadn't worn this, you probably wouldn't exist".

It smells foul, like a less fancy version of fancy urinal cakes, but it has a functionality and lastability I just don't get from other Speed-Stick type deodorants. The other day at work, I caught a whiff of myself (forgetting I was wearing it) and wondered 'Where's the pisshead?' as it makes me smell like the old soaks in the public bar from my old life.

The only downside is it seems to be giving me a mild rash, so I will switch it out in time for some kind of lanolin, baby wash, soft ass bullshit. The container says 'flammable', which for a roll-on probably puts it in the realm of explosives. (y)

3/5

[Micodin]

You just put the word lanolin back into my vocab.

Thanks for that.

[Bob]

i swear by mitchum. it's odorless and works very well. don't get the gel or the dry flaky kind though get the...the other one, i don't know the name for it. it's a stick.

[FunkyHiFi]

If you mean the greenish stuff with no anti-perspirant chemicals and goes on rather wet so you need to walk around with your arms up for a few seconds to let it dry :D, I agree that after a few hours it starts to smell kinda funky. But the anti-perspirant version that is white and goes on dry smells much more like actual Old Spice cologne and doesn't change its smell as time passes. But i'm trying to use less anti-perspirant versions, of any brand, because I'm one of those weirdos ;) that worries about the aluminum compounds that possibly could cause health issues later on in life.

[hardnox71]

I've been going back and forth between this (http://images.gittigidiyor.com/3277/OLD-SPICE-SWAGGER-DEODORANT-4-LU-PAKET-USA__32770571_0.jpg) and this (http://popsop.com/wp-content/uploads/old_spice_fiji.jpg). I prefer clear stick because it doesn't make a mess. I don't like deodorant all caked up in my pit hair.

[fonky pizza]

Never used deodorant in my whole life, I don't need it, my sweat has no smell, I have the children sweat smell, I know it's weird, I have no smell but I can smell stuff very precisely and from very far.

I can tell who you are from your smell!:)

After my shows, my fans can come and smell my underarms and they're just like Woah! Incredible but true!:D

Anybody read "Le Parfum"?(y)

[FunkyHiFi]

I don't like deodorant all caked up in my pit hair.That's what electric clippers are for! :) Along with the caking problem I just got tired of extra-hairy armpits and finally decided to "customize" mine, and used the #1 (1/8 inch) setting on my Wahl clipper - whew what a relief! Deodorant goes on easier & it just feels....cleaner....under there. I wanted to shave there for years but due to peer pressure I guess - "Shaving your 'pits is for women!" - I never did it. But then one day about two years ago I realized that even though I can grow one, I don't have a beard just like millions (billions?) of other guys which means I shave every 2-3 days. So why do I HAVE to have hairy armpits? Btw I tried the 1/4" setting on the clipper and liked the effect, but finally settled on 1/8" simply because it extended the time between shaving sessions.

[FunkyHiFi]

Never used deodorant in my whole life.....Supposedly a person's body smell is partly determined by what they eat, so maybe if you buy a jar of jalapenos and a block of sharp cheddar cheese you can be like the rest of us. ;)

[hardnox71]

That's what electric clippers are for! :)

Yeah, I hear you but that's just more shit I gotta shave. I already have issues with shaving my face. When I was fourteen and had three hairs on my chinny chin chin, I couldn't wait to start shaving. Now I've had enough. It's nothing but a pain in the ass and I wish I knew a way around it. I asked my wife about having my face waxed and she said it would hurt too much. She mentioned something about lasers.