missed out on another threesome

[abbott]

back in the day, early 90's during a broadcasting convention, I took a date. At the end someone recommended we go to this bar as a group, about 30 of us. We went... turned out the bar catered to homosexuals. My date went to the restroom and I noticed this smoking hot, the hottest chick in the place following my date in... My date, my current wife, comes out and tells me how this girl looked over the walls of the restroom she was using and started talking to her ... just then the hot chick comes up to both of us and asks us to take her home then goes off and starts dancing...

My date asked me what I think about that .... Had I said hell yea!! I am certain it would of been on ...

Being the dumb ass that I am ... I said ... " don't ever think that were going home with you me and some other guy" That killed the moment and my chance at this threesome was over.

To this day I am not sure I did the right thing or not, but I think had it happened I probably would not have married my date.

Anyway just another missed out threesome.

[checkyourprez]

and you would have ended up marrying some other broad.


but the memory of that threesome...that would have lasted forever.

[Randetica]

i wonder if 2some sex gets unexciting after you had some 3+soms

[Dorothy Wood]

I know people who've had threesomes, and they're just regular married people now who don't do threesomes.

Might as well just pretend you had a threesome, then jerk off to that pretend scenario.

This summer I was at a party where a friend (who is generally accepted as "hot") suggested a threesome with me and my boyfriend (I can't remember the context, as I was crunked). she was just kidding, but I think his dick almost rocketed off. :rolleyes:

[Echewta]

but I think his dick almost rocketed off. :rolleyes:

That was beautiful.

[mikizee]

Someone needs to make a gif of someone's penis rocketing off their body ASAP

[ms.peachy]

I know people who've had threesomes, and they're just regular married people now who don't do threesomes.


Stop talkin bout my bizniz

[abbott]

Someone needs to make a gif of someone's penis rocketing off their body ASAP

saw this a day before your post here
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=245764712143570&set=p.245764712143570&type=1&ref=nf

[RobMoney$]

To this day I am not sure I did the right thing or not, but I think had it happened I probably would not have married my date.

Anyway just another missed out threesome.


It's at least a decade later and you're still thinking about it?
Um, YEAH, you did NOT do the right thing.


You can have a committed relationship with your wife and still have threesomes, you know.
The golden rule is to not invite someone into bed who either of you know.

I was approached by a co-worker once about having a threesome with him and his wife because he wanted to give her a threesome for her birthday. He said she told him she thought I was hot and would be interested in letting me join in with them. She was pretty cute so I said OK.
It was probably the worst sexual experience of my life.
We wound up going back to his apartment that Friday night. As soon as we walked in the door he was like "OK, let's start fucking". They went straight to the bedroom and started.
I followed them in and started taking off my clothes. After about 2 mins he gets up and says he needs to go to the bathroom for a minute. So while he's in there I start fucking his wife. We are going at it for about 5 mins when he finally comes out of the bathroom and WHAMO, he gets all bent out of shape that we were having sex without him. I'm like, huh?
We imediatley stop and I'm like, "Yeah, I gotta get going now, sorry".

Soon after that he started accusing me of sleeping with his wife behind his back and saying that she liked me better than him and all sorts of jealous type shit. I told him he was nuts and that I wasn't seeing his wife. He couldn't handle it. They broke up about a year later.

My wife is very attracted to women, and she knows having another women join us turns me on too, of course. So it works for us. Our only rule is we never include anyone of us know "in real life".

[Fern]

and you would have ended up marrying some other broad.


but the memory of that threesome...that would have lasted forever.

(y) wisdom

[Kid Presentable]

I can't handle this guy's fucking threads, man.

[abbott]

I can't handle this guy's fucking threads, man.

Sorry, I really wanted to make you happy. I dont play video games that much either, so I am not sure if well ever get along, but I'm not giving up just yet.

But I really liked your response to that Eye of the penis thread thing... is it me or my grammar?

[Kid Presentable]

I dunno man, I'm bugging out I guess. I mean, was there a conversation prior to this thread where a bunch of boardmembers met up and you all just stood around talking about missing out on threesomes, and then on your drive home you just remembered this one and thought "Oh snap this one I have to tell"?

[abbott]

I dunno man, I'm bugging out I guess. I mean, was there a conversation prior to this thread where a bunch of boardmembers met up and you all just stood around talking about missing out on threesomes, and then on your drive home you just remembered this one and thought "Oh snap this one I have to tell"?

I think I just drink to much.

[Kid Presentable]

:cool: