Love to Hear from You B-Boy Fans

[BATL]

I'm a big fan of the Beastie Boys, and I would love to hear what other fans think of this.
"Eye of the Needle"

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_11046704

Breaking top 50 on Seattle Rock charts this weekend.

Thanks,

[ericlee]

wrong section, asshole.

[Randetica]

rofl

[Micodin]

Please don't quit your day job, stop screaming on the microphone, stop rhyming (forever), never post music ever again.

Other than that... It was shite.

[BATL]

To the three pricks who responded to my post. I don't really have time, and probably shouldn't respond to you; but your overtly jealous remarks do require my response. 1 - The right section would be to post my fist accross your forehead homo. 2 - Great feedback, I don't have a day job because I'm a lot smarter and more successful than you. 3 - 5k facebook likes in 24 hours is not bad. 4 - I'm sorry that the vocal Beastie Boys fans (who probably are new fans w/ multiple albums of everything after Hello Nasty) are contrary, delusionally hipster dufases (AKA: NERDS and the last little boys picked on their kickball team).

You may have heard the saying: Those who can't do, teach. Well I like teachers, but I have found the perfect target audience for that phrase. Those that can't do, are posers who sit around and dilligently track every post on the Beastie Boys forum. A normal person who didn't like something would not take the time to listen or respond. You did both. You are so sarcastic and witty. I really wish I could be like you: A jealous asshole, who just got on the Beastie Boys forum after getting into yet another fight with my boy-friend. I hope you make up with your boyfriend and start feeling better.

[cubsfirstplace]

no wonder seattle has such a high suicide rate.

[Bob]

To the three pricks who responded to my post. I don't really have time, and probably shouldn't respond to you; but your overtly jealous remarks do require my response. 1 - The right section would be to post my fist accross your forehead homo. 2 - Great feedback, I don't have a day job because I'm a lot smarter and more successful than you. 3 - 5k facebook likes in 24 hours is not bad. 4 - I'm sorry that the vocal Beastie Boys fans (who probably are new fans w/ multiple albums of everything after Hello Nasty) are contrary, delusionally hipster dufases (AKA: NERDS and the last little boys picked on their kickball team).

You may have heard the saying: Those who can't do, teach. Well I like teachers, but I have found the perfect target audience for that phrase. Those that can't do, are posers who sit around and dilligently track every post on the Beastie Boys forum. A normal person who didn't like something would not take the time to listen or respond. You did both. You are so sarcastic and witty. I really wish I could be like you: A jealous asshole, who just got on the Beastie Boys forum after getting into yet another fight with my boy-friend. I hope you make up with your boyfriend and start feeling better.

for someone who doesn't have time to respond to posts on the internet, that was a pretty long response

[MCAadROCKMiKEd7]

My afternoon - Made.
My night - I'll still be laughin.
Next mornin - Stumble across this post, made.

[ericlee]

Butthurt much?

[jayjacobson16]

To the three pricks who responded to my post. I don't really have time, and probably shouldn't respond to you; but your overtly jealous remarks do require my response. 1 - The right section would be to post my fist accross your forehead homo. 2 - Great feedback, I don't have a day job because I'm a lot smarter and more successful than you. 3 - 5k facebook likes in 24 hours is not bad. 4 - I'm sorry that the vocal Beastie Boys fans (who probably are new fans w/ multiple albums of everything after Hello Nasty) are contrary, delusionally hipster dufases (AKA: NERDS and the last little boys picked on their kickball team).

You may have heard the saying: Those who can't do, teach. Well I like teachers, but I have found the perfect target audience for that phrase. Those that can't do, are posers who sit around and dilligently track every post on the Beastie Boys forum. A normal person who didn't like something would not take the time to listen or respond. You did both. You are so sarcastic and witty. I really wish I could be like you: A jealous asshole, who just got on the Beastie Boys forum after getting into yet another fight with my boy-friend. I hope you make up with your boyfriend and start feeling better.

Do you believe people are jealous of you?

[Dorothy Wood]

Platinum selling shit, man!

[Echewta]

Hip hip hurray! Yippy Yi Yippy Yi Yeahyea!

[Bob]

60,000 muthafackoin facebook likes

[TurdBerglar]

aaaahhhhh just like the good ole days

[Kid Presentable]

Eye of the penis

[Kid Presentable]

delusionally hipster dufases



This was the best part of the song.

[yeahwho]

So here I am living in Seattle, never heard of them yet they embarass my by association.

[Guy Incognito]

i dont like to diss people who try to make music but thats not my cup of tea at all. I get you think BBoy fans might be interested but it sounds like it an LTI reject. Its pretty weak, you need a bassline and some rhymes and less shouting and a message board thats going to be more receptive.

[Micodin]

I really wish I could be like you: A jealous asshole, who just got on the Beastie Boys forum after getting into yet another fight with my boy-friend. I hope you make up with your boyfriend and start feeling better.

Um. What?

Nice post though, good for a laugh. You must of been so pissed off typing this. I bet you wanted to punch out your computer screen didn't you?

Still laughing.

Cheers!

[abbott]

this is what I meant by no response is better than a bad one.

thanks again for not responding to my attempt at posting my music.

[BATL]

ericlee: Wow, your fascinated with assholes and butts. I guess you're either an astronaut; or judging from your picture, more likely a 65 year old child molester. I realize you're in a really bad mood when American Idol isn't on, but shut the fuck up, or I'll get serious and look up your sex offender status you tool.

[camo]

Dude you asked what people thought of it...


I thought it was gash btw. Just incase you can't visualise that here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA) is a similar response.

[Micodin]

Eye of the Brown Hole

[ericlee]

ericlee: Wow, your fascinated with assholes and butts. I guess you're either an astronaut; or judging from your picture, more likely a 65 year old child molester. I realize you're in a really bad mood when American Idol isn't on, but shut the fuck up, or I'll get serious and look up your sex offender status you tool.

That's Marlon Brando in my avatar, dipshit.

[Turchinator]

three pricks. fist. homo. job. asshole. my boy-friend. your boyfriend.

fascinating

[Micodin]

Eye of the Anal Glands

[fonky pizza]

thanks again for not responding to my attempt at posting my music.

I thought it was joke:D

[fonky pizza]

I'm a big fan of the Beastie Boys, and I would love to hear what other fans think of this.
"Eye of the Needle"

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_11046704

Breaking top 50 on Seattle Rock charts this weekend.

Thanks,

luckly I can't understand the lyrics(y)

[ericlee]

I just got around to listen to this shit. Dude, you sound like a mongoloid kid rock. Every song uses the same guitar chords. GG Allin could write better lyrics than this crap.

[BATL]

Sweet Dude, I'm glad you got around to it. I hate Kid Rock, but thanks for letting you're insecurities flow. You're probably not a child molestor, and probably not that bad a dude - I hope: Anyway - I grew up with the Beasties and I love them, Probably seen them 20 *, and never seen a better show than the early Paul's Boutique - When they were right on, and no one got it. Oh well: here's a few for you to try on.....


http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8666314

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8778388

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8709137

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_9134604

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_10329936

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8481857

Love you fans: Sorry I didn't get any real feedback. My Grandpa Died tonight. Can't wait to catch the guys again.

[BATL]

Later Dudes. Hope you guys have a good night. I'm not having one, but that sounds like what you want; so sleep well. Take it easy -- Even the dick heads who have no clue what they're talking about.


http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8361076

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8556439

I guess tonight's a good night to die. I'll pass along your well wishes.

[BATL]

To All the Girls Who Screwed with Me on this Trail: I wish you the best!

To All the Girls
To the stewardesses flying around the world... (According to the Stones)

Shake Your Rump
Known samples:

Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
a lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
they'll be staring at the radio,staying up all night
so like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg I'm just B-boy limpin'
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
The Mardi Gras is New Orleans, Louisiana's version of "carnival". The three day, city-wide party is full of parades and what-not.
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat
Yauch's short-lived goatee look gets props.
*oowah oowah* is my disco call
The above sample could come from any number of places, since it was a fairly common disco call: two possible sources: "Let's All Chant" - Michael Zager Band (1978) and "8th Wonder" - The Sugarhill Gang (1980). Since this same Sugarhill Gang song gets sampled a little later in the song, it's quite possible it came from there.
MCA *hu-huh* I'm gettin' rope y'all
Routines I bust and the rhymes that I write
And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night
Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose
I'm on time, homey, that's how it goes
You heard my style I think you missed the point
*it's the joint *

Mike D with your bad self running things
What's up with your bad breath onion rings
I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
A rumor going around during the hiatus between Licensed to Ill and Paul's Boutique was that Mike D had OD'd, been murdered, killed by Run-DMC, or whatever version you heard.
Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med
"Club Med" is an international chain of resort facilities.
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz
Hurricane you got clout

I'm full clout ya'll, I'm full clout ya'll
And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out ya'll
I'm full clout...

Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest
Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest
And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith (Richards)
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
On The Brady Bunch television series, Alice's boyfriend was Sam the Butcher.
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
*Whoo ha got them all in check*
nning from the law the press and the parents
*Is your name Michael Diamond?*
No mine's Clarence
From downtown, Manhattan, the village
Manhattan and Greenwich Village in New York City.
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump

*Shake your rump*
sample: "Unity" - Afrika Bambaataa and James Brown (1984).


Now here we go dropping science dropping it all over
Like bumping around the town like when you're driving a Range Rover
The original SUV.
Expanding the horizons and expanding the parameters
Expanding the rhymes of sucker M.C. amateurs

[Turchinator]

jesus christ dude go be with your family and stop getting upset that you aren't getting the feedback you thought you would get from random beastie boys fans.

you are going full psycho on us here while your grandpop just died.

as I write this you are typing up some manifesto I suppose and it will post immediately after my feedback

it's really not that good of music you are making.

I'm really sorry about your loss.

please dont kill yourself tonight.

[BATL]

ericlee: You kind of look like the Bald GG Allen - Anyway, I don't have the energy to get back to you, so I wish you the best.

[Turchinator]

BATL you are making an absolute ass of yourself.

ericlee already replied about his avatar picture in post #24.

[BATL]

Turchinator: Thanks Man. I wasn't really looking for validation, just what beastie boys fans thought. Good or Bad, I don't care as long as it's honest. I either sit in the hospital and watch him die, or i find out from someone else. Who know's what's right. I'm certainly not full psycho: but I'll go there with you if necessary.

Later,

[BATL]

I'm actually not making an asshole of myself. Turchinator

[Turchinator]

agree to disagree.
seriously, get some rest and let this one go.

you also might want to re-register under a different screen name and start all over.

good night!

[BATL]

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8709137

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8738066

[BATL]

Turchinator : You got it buddy, have a good night. I'm getting a glimpse of where we're all going. Hope you get the same comfort.

[Turchinator]

meltdown in


3




2




1

[BATL]

Here's one that samples the BBoys. & Jim. Anyway - doubt I can get back on here, but hope you like this. A good friend in a really big band in Seattle told me he is a good friend of MCA apparently - and he likes this. From the feedback, I'm sure you won't:

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_10329936

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8778388

Later guys, and God Bless the Beastie Boys!!!!! I don't care which album

[BATL]

3 -- 2 ---1
Turchinator

Were you Governor? You sound so strong!

[BATL]

Have a good night guys. Play this if you're in Seattle!

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8666314

Signing off - I Bet we would be friends in another life:)

[BATL]

Last One - Hopefully someone likes this besides - er; kid rock. http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_9134604

Miss Bob Mack and the Old Grand Royale Crew....

[ericlee]

Yo, don't be doing anything stupid and you're right, I'm not really that bad of a guy.

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. I wish I would of had a grandfather that I knew. I never met my mom's dad and my Father's dad died when I was 5. Just take in all the good times you have shared and realize that this is life taking its place.

As for your music, honestly, it needs much work. I'm trying to make some noise myself and I get some negative feedback. Listen to it, learn from it. Since I'm hearing this, I improve.

I'll stop busting your balls from now on and I wish you the best.

[Randetica]

yeah no shit, eriklee's "music" been the worst ear rape ive ever heard from a bbmber AND i got forced to hear me through TONS of crap songs from several bbmbers over the years..

[BATL]

Take it easy man... thanks for the comment, I appreciate it. Hope you have a good night.

Shea Stadium the radium, E.M.D. squared
Kicked out of the Palledium, ya think that I cared?

[ms.peachy]

Anyone else having ericq flashbacks?

[Micodin]

This guy needs to be certified.

[BATL]

Sounds like a LTI reject? That's exactly what I was going for. I couldn't ask for a better compliment, thanks! Here's another take:
Power Movement: "hotter than hell issssss on firrrreeeeeeeeee man!!!!!!!!" Funny how different people's takes are on things.


http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8778388

[Turchinator]

so much fail.

[Micodin]

Sounds like a LTI reject? That's exactly what I was going for. I couldn't ask for a better compliment, thanks! Here's another take:
Power Movement: "hotter than hell issssss on firrrreeeeeeeeee man!!!!!!!!" Funny how different people's takes are on things.


http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8778388

I got as far as the Clash lyrics and shut it down.

Shit. Absolute shit.

[Guy Incognito]

Sounds like a LTI reject? That's exactly what I was going for. I couldn't ask for a better compliment, thanks! Here's another take:
Power Movement: "hotter than hell issssss on firrrreeeeeeeeee man!!!!!!!!" Funny how different people's takes are on things.


http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_8778388

yes reject is a good thing to aim for.

I was being diplomatic as i dont like to diss people who try and make music even if its really really really shit.

[Echewta]

My favorite part of the thread is all of it.

[fonky pizza]

Try to come up with something original, it sounds like bad early Beastie or bad Beck and stop chocking on the mic, go get a candy or something.

[abbott]

I know this guy who knows this other guy who looks just like MCA, but none of us know MCA at all. This one guy that the other guy knows told me that he looked just like MCA, but I never saw him.

Anyway, her is my number one hit that this thread reminded me of.

www.fuckyoumyman.com

that is self-proclaimed number one hit...

[Randetica]

yes reject is a good thing to aim for.

I was being diplomatic as i dont like to diss people who try and make music even if its really really really shit.

aww you :o

[fonky pizza]

yes reject is a good thing to aim for.

I was being diplomatic as i dont like to diss people who try and make music even if its really really really shit.

yeah, me too....I hope the guy doesn't take everything too seriously.

[BATL]

THIS NEXT ONE IS THE FIRST SONG ON OUR NEW ALBUM......

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_10329936

:eek:

[Micodin]

THIS NEXT ONE IS THE FIRST SONG ON OUR NEW ALBUM......

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_10329936

:eek:

Who gives a lazy-eye fuck?

Seriously be out, Kid.

[BATL]

" Re: Love to Hear from You B-Boy Fans
Quote:
Originally Posted by BATL
THIS NEXT ONE IS THE FIRST SONG ON OUR NEW ALBUM......

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_10329936


Who gives a lazy-eye fuck?

Seriously be out, Kid."

Ouch micowinher&dinher, looking at that profile pic, I would say that mask didn't help you from getting two lazy eyehole fucks. My condolences, at least I hear you can't get pregnant that way, so you've got that going for you.

[Micodin]

One thing I got going for me is that I don't force my music on the nice people in the BBMB forum.

Don't be mad UPS is hiring.

[fonky pizza]

nice?

[Turchinator]

1. comment on people's avatar as if he thinks it is a picture of the bbmb member themselves
2. continue to preface each post with a beastie boys lyric as if people in beastie free would actually empathize with him or connect with his fandom
3. get negative feedback after hearing back from said fans.
4. insult users on board.
5. continue to spam board with self promoting shit.



successful troll is successful.

[camo]

I actually really like his music.

[Micodin]

1. comment on people's avatar as if he thinks it is a picture of the bbmb member themselves
2. continue to preface each post with a beastie boys lyric as if people in beastie free would actually empathize with him or connect with his fandom
3. get negative feedback after hearing back from said fans.
4. insult users on board.
5. continue to spam board with self promoting shit.



successful troll is successful.

Trollin' aint easy. Or is that pimping?

I actually really like his music.

I knew it!

[KingPsyz]

My favorite part of the thread is all of it.

(y)

[camo]

I knew it!

I think he could be the next Falco.

[Echewta]

Don't you dare insult Falco. Don't you even think about it. Apologize right now.

[Micodin]

I think he could be the next Falco.

I think you could be the next Edie Falco.

[camo]

Sorry Chewy :(


I think you could be the next Edie Falco.

I think you're the current one.

[Micodin]

I think you're the current one.

I can kick in a good Jersey accent and make a slamming lasagna!

[camo]

Congratulations son, you got the job (y)

[Echewta]

Sorry Chewy :(



I'm just looking out for your soul. Most deities, major and minor, don't take kindly to negativity directed towards Falco. You just don't want to take that chance.

[camo]

I don't know why I gamble with such things. Forgive me for my sins.

[Echewta]

http://youtu.be/OMrwcix41sY

Better watch and listen to this a few dozen times to make sure your falco chi is balanced.

[camo]

PRAISE THE LORD - I'm cured. It's a miracle.

[BATL]

http://youtu.be/5GAk18IPYmw

[Turchinator]

lather, rinse, repeat

[DIGI]

" Re: Love to Hear from You B-Boy Fans
Quote:
Originally Posted by BATL
THIS NEXT ONE IS THE FIRST SONG ON OUR NEW ALBUM......

http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_10329936


Who gives a lazy-eye fuck?

Seriously be out, Kid."

Ouch micowinher&dinher, looking at that profile pic, I would say that mask didn't help you from getting two lazy eyehole fucks. My condolences, at least I hear you can't get pregnant that way, so you've got that going for you.

Kid.........you got the goods.

[Dorothy Wood]

http://youtu.be/5GAk18IPYmw

fap fap fap, especially to the image of a bride flashing her crotch. mmm, marriage, hot.


seriously though, you need a recording tutorial. Your vocals are fried as fuck. Could be a fun song, but the recording sounds real real bad. And you should listen to me on that, because I'm bros with studio musicians, recording engineers, and have recorded vocals in professional studios. Also, because mostly everyone here has been telling you that what they hear with their ears sounds bad.

so, get better, or GTFO. or keep posting and get ripped apart by strangers on the internet, if you're into that kind of thing.

[camo]

I had something really funny to put here a second ago but then I realised that nothing that I write will ever be as funny as that guitar solo.

[BATL]

Shared by Personal Request: Here you go... You know who you are, one of the REAL Beastie Boys Fans on this site, and not one of the nerd gamers.... http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/8666314

[BATL]

That is a great Lazy Eyed Picture. Seriously beautiful kid...

[mikizee]

You may get a better response if you posted in the right section. Like we keep telling you.

[Turchinator]

please dont kill yourself tonight.


on second thought...

[camo]

Shared by Personal Request: Here you go... You know who you are, one of the REAL Beastie Boys Fans on this site, and not one of the nerd gamers.... http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/8666314


Skid Cock. Ballswidabadsong

[taquitos]

You may get a better response if you posted in the right section. Like we keep telling you.

Post it in the beastie general section with a title like "OMG I LOVE THE BBOYS AND I WROTE SOME SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE BBOYS SONGS" and all those nerds will love it.

[Turchinator]

Post it in the beastie general section with a title like "OMG I LOVE THE BBOYS AND I WROTE SOME SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE BBOYS SONGS" and all those nerds will love it.

more like...

make a desperate plea to open for free for the beastie boys and make a corny attempt at connecting with the fans through positive lyrics and that one time when you met Mike D....

...and still get blasted.

[Micodin]

You may get a better response if you posted in the right section. Like we keep telling you.

Or...

You might get a better response if you came to the realization that you should probably work on your music more (I say a couple years at least) before you put it out for the masses (and the wrong forums).

[Kid Presentable]

Post it in the beastie general section with a title like "OMG I LOVE THE BBOYS AND I WROTE SOME SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE BBOYS SONGS" and all those nerds will love it.

Not even.

[cosmo105]

for someone who doesn't have time to respond to posts on the internet, that was a pretty long response
Bob won this so early on. Good job, all of you, though.