Your mother's got a penis.

[rirv]

That's all I have to say about that.

[b-grrrlie]

Mine doesn't, but a new flat as of Tuesday.

[venusvenus123]

The other day I bought my mother-in-law some fancy Dior eyeshadow off a transgender woman who kept going on about how her husband took up too much room in the bed.

[rirv]

I don't actually remember posting this.

Anyway, feliz navidad everyone.

Here's a boss ass Christmas tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thyNWhPB81Y