It's Australia Day

[Kid Presentable]

I'm going drinking

[TAL]

I saw the Melbourne fireworks on tv.

[MC Moot]

tie that kangaroo down...

[Adam]

sport.

[mikizee]

I drank some beer and tequila then ate a weed brownie and passed out.

Good times.

[Micodin]

Box jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, blue-ring octopuses, redback spiders, funnel-web spiders, great white sharks. Just some of the reasons that put me off going to Australia.

- Karl Pilkington

[mikizee]

We just like to tell other countries how dangerous this place is so we get to have this paradise all to ourselves.

You do gotta look out for dropbears though, they'll land on you and scalp you before you know what's happened

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110910011813/uncyclopedia/images/e/e3/Government_Drop_Bear_Warning.jpg

[Gareth]

happy 'straaya day

[Kid Presentable]

Got so drunk

[Gareth]

that vid of bob hawke knocking back a beer is pretty sweet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU