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delancey
05-10-2012, 07:51 AM
Three Idiots Create a Masterpiece? Has anyone ever seen a review with this headline or did someone just make this up?

Every article that comes out about MCA claims that Rolling Stone reviewed Licensed to Ill with the headline "Three Idiots Create a Masterpiece."

This is on the BB Wikipedia listing, but isn't in RS or anywhere I can find.

I've got the February 1987 RS with Mark Coleman's original review and it doesn't say that or anything like that. The RS site makes no such claim and you'd think they'd be quick to reprint anything like that.

RS didn't make a big deal out of Paul's Boutique either, they reviewed it with Ton Loc in the same blurb in the back pages.

In 2004, Mike D. gave a quote to a Miami Herald reporter (Mike Hamersly) about Paul's Boutique-

And yet, few still took Beastie Boys seriously.

``With Paul's Boutique, the attitude was still like `three idiots create a masterpiece','' says Mike D. ``It still seemed like it was a total accident.''

Every reporter just quotes this supposed RS review of Licensed to Ill without question, which tells me they sure weren't around to see how the BB were really received in 1987.

So how did this story about a RS review get around? Maybe there is a review, but it isn't the one in RS from February 1987. (Believe me, no one called this a "masterpiece" at the time.)

Sorry if this has already been covered but I just can't stand reporters who make things up and other reporters who then repeat the things the first guy made up.

Laver1969
05-10-2012, 08:35 AM
I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this somewhere. I just dug through a bunch of old magazines and newspaper clippings I have and came up empty. I thought for sure I had it. I'll keep digging.

Are we sure it was LTI and not PB?

delancey
05-10-2012, 08:54 AM
The articles claim it was LTI, as if the BB were hailed on arrival as geniuses.

I can assure you that was not the case.

The RS review of Paul's Boutique on page 89 of the Aug 10 1989 issue is headlined "The Beasties: Def, not Dumb."

Online at- http://www.rollingstone.com/music/albumreviews/pauls-boutique-19930811

DrunkenMantis
05-10-2012, 01:20 PM
I believe it was the village voice.....three geeks make a masterpiece"

delancey
05-10-2012, 02:26 PM
Everyone has a "belief" but I'm still waiting for a review from anywhere.

It's even listed in Dan Charnas' The Big Payback: The History of the Business of Hip-Hop

http://books.google.com/books?id=idYFcmXcRm4C&pg=PT210&lpg=PT210&dq=charnas+idiots+masterpiece+beastie&source=bl&ots=pAD9GfUcTn&sig=7R1SBF4YHYCBKZdcWEU-m1aOcLA&hl=en&sa=X&ei=grGqT568Moiw6AGzk5k6&ved=0CE0Q6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q&f=false

He says it was "On the release of Licensed to Ill...."

This is “the most comprehensive journalistic account of hip-hop ever written” (The Boston Phoenix). Labeled “Pulitzer-worthy” by Spin and “epic” by The Village Voice, the 660-page book received four stars from Rolling Stone, a starred review from Publishers Weekly, and accolades from publications like the New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Entertainment Weekly and The Atlantic.

Rolling Stone gave it four stars, so they must have this "Three Idiots Make a Masterpiece" review somewhere.

Someone from one of those publications must have access to this "famous" review that I can't find. Apparently all these reporters saw something that I missed completely. This must be in a BB book somewhere.

Space
05-10-2012, 02:50 PM
This Day in Music Spotlight: Yeah! Kick it! Three ‘Idiots’ Create a Masterpiece (http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/Features/en-us/spotlight-0307-2011.aspx
)

delancey
05-10-2012, 03:01 PM
Great example of someone citing something that isn't there in Rolling Stone.

beasties#1fan
05-10-2012, 07:10 PM
hey i have that magazine!!:)

delancey
05-10-2012, 09:20 PM
Please let me know where it says "Three Idiots Create a Masterpiece."

accumulatorx
05-20-2012, 06:30 PM
For what it's worth, it was definitely the Village Voice that had the review. What I'd heard though is that the headline was "Three Morons Make Masterpiece," which works better alliteratively so the copywriter could have gone with that. But since the review being mentioned had the text "Three Jerkoffs..." the copywriter could have just pulled that. There you go.

accumulatorX

DJ_Skrilla
05-26-2012, 02:25 AM
yep I just saw a youtube video from 87 and it said that was the title from village voice.... not RS. Dont get it twisted.

DJ_Skrilla
05-26-2012, 02:27 AM
it was 3 jerks make a masterpiece. look around 5:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakX3MlYkS4&list=PLD9441EF7F0EF8BF0&index=3&feature=plpp_video

silence7
05-26-2012, 02:44 AM
it was 3 jerks make a masterpiece. look around 5:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakX3MlYkS4&list=PLD9441EF7F0EF8BF0&index=3&feature=plpp_video

Funny, I just uploaded that yesterday.. :D When I read the thread title I had a deja vu moment...
(Did there really used to be a "Black" music chart??)

delancey
06-04-2012, 06:50 PM
Thanks all!