Lets find all our cringe inducing/funny for the wrong(or right) reasons past posts!!

[zippo]

so this was inspired by some of you linking some past grand threads like Ace's should i stay or should i go one, and omg we are so retarded...!!
we must give prizes out hahaha

so i'll start with a turdberglar one...



"TurdBerglar
Monkey News Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 18,036

Re: Who Wants To Play The New BBMB Game?
usually by this time i have lost interest in the game and start playing with the car on the sofa pretending the patterns on it are roads.VRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM"


HAHAHA seriously!!?

[avignon]

yea droppinscience is hot too...

[Dorothy Wood]

haha, I'm embarrassed by everything I write!

[avignon]

perhaps now is a good time to start another debate....

while, structurally...men can have cankles....it is only with the female form that is makes a differance.

the defination of cankles deals with the curvature of the leg....and curves really only matter in a feminine sense.

thus....only women are subject to the negative effects of canklage....
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[zippo]

...

hahahaha was i even being sarcastic?

but yea, me too, ive been reading all of these and its just the work of craziness, too funny

debating on cankles...hahahaha i cant take this, our posts are gems

[Space]

did they ever do a part 2 to the freebaser game?


i was just having fun with it....went looking for the turdburglar :rolleyes:

[avignon]

I believe the pres zount made a few adventure games but i didn't read them all so i don't know if they were all part of the freebasser saga.

[avignon]

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Lol

[avignon]

I'm rolling me eyers berscuzz touching wang doesn't have anything to do with touching poon. If that were true then jerk-happy dudes would be good at poking me and I don't see a correlation.
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[zippo]

hahaha its way better when its out of context so nobody can explain themselves

[synch]

hahahaha i cant take this, our posts are gems.

[zippo]

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i meant sarcastically!
you are definitely next, going down

[avignon]

Ok zippo I has a challenge for you.
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[Space]

PMSL

[zippo]

Ok zippo I has a challenge for you.
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Key word: butthole
User: cosmo

surprisingly so, theres only 2 results!

[avignon]

Yeah and the one i found is golden. Are you going to post it?

[zippo]

of course!

cosmo105
doubts your commitment Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: los angesqueeze
Posts: 17,129

Re: WTF HAPPENED
i would never stare at someone that was disfigured or something like that that was out of his or her control, but when i see someone that's obviously had work done i give 'em a good hard stare. if i'm on the phone i'll be all WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS FACE HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SPREAD PUDDING SKIN ON A BUTTHOLE

[avignon]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS FACE HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SPREAD PUDDING SKIN ON A BUTTHOLE
This should be on a bumper sticker.

[Miho]

I don't have too many weird posts, but here are some:

cream on the inside clean on the outside cream on the inside clean on the outside cream on the inside clean on the outside

It's for much belief, that of most important, Beastie Boys has first name that it is, ok?

Shitting and giggling can be dangerous simultaneously.

I rode my unicycle to the circle for the weekly grind, yeah this clown gig ain't so hot, but it'll do.

That second post was me imitating people who had very poor English.

I can't remember making that last post.

[Bob]

i have like 14,000 posts, i don't even wanna know

edit: oh jesus, it's almost 18,000

[Matt]

I looked though my old posts the night I came back. I'm always witty.

Nah, there were several that made me cringe. I saw a "post a joke" thread, and my joke was "women's rights". Now, I'm sure I was being sarcastic, but that made me cringe. It was in very poor taste. Ugh.

EDIT: I forgot my favorite post. It was in the "Why do you post" thread
I bring class and wit to you caveman motherfuckers.

[zippo]

haha good ones!
btw i didnt mean for us to look for our own posts but for other's posts and embarass themmmm not us haha

you know i was just reading some past posts and in one of them someone asked me about the then "guy i had met and was seeing", and i answered that he left to another country. which he did. and i remember at that moment when i posted that i thought everything would be over. but then we never stopped talking and continued with a long distance relationship and then he came back. and now were married...:o
its nice to read some things again here, our public diary.

[HEIRESS]

haha good ones!
btw i didnt mean for us to look for our own posts but for other's posts and embarass themmmm not us haha

you know i was just reading some past posts and in one of them someone asked me about the then "guy i had met and was seeing", and i answered that he left to another country. which he did. and i remember at that moment when i posted that i thought everything would be over. but then we never stopped talking and continued with a long distance relationship and then he came back. and now were married...:o
its nice to read some things again here, our public diary.

That`s an amazing find from the vaults! I always say if you can survive a long distance relationship than anything is possible with that person.

I went through some old posts and they make me not miss my old job AT ALL

acid washing of the ankles is the new preventative cankles therapy!

[Miho]

A lot of Zippo's crazy comments came from IRC years ago, but most of it would have been "jajaja" anyway. :(

[avignon]

dr deaf allowed me to hold his penis once while he peed, because i wanted to know what it was like. it did not split in half. BUT, i did get it all over the place. it is much harder to do than it looks, thus i shall never bitch about where pee ends up..