The Big Question

[Lex Diamonds]

So if you had to fuck two people with a combined (ie total) age of 21, how would you do it?

Someone's got a gun to your head or will kill your wife or mother if you don't, or whatever. Go.

[synch]

Pregnant 20 year old.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

go for a 21-year old, ask my captor to "join in". then make a dash for it.

[Freebasser]

Pregnant 20 year old.


*hi5*

[Lex Diamonds]

That's a great answer, but not valid, sorry.

[ScarySquirrel]

I don't think anyone is going to seriously answer this question... although I'd be interested to see some other people's answers.

Mum's the word for me though.

[Helvete]

With my penis, in the vag.

[Freebasser]

Do dog years count?

[Lex Diamonds]

No.

Some popular answers include:

10 + 11 (highest possible combo)
16 + 5 (due to legal age of consent in UK)
20 + 1 (just so one is good)

[Mae]

The fuckis this? Sprsky film?

[Helvete]

This is some kind of trap, isn't it?

[Guy Incognito]

The bigger question is how do you brain up this kind of malarkey?

[Freebasser]

I've figured it out.

You have sex with a 17 year old girl and then have sex with a 4 year old girl who was born on the 29th of February 1996.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's not a trick question (you can't do it like that Freebasser) or a trap, more a test of morals.

I have more of these type of questions once people have answered this.

[Freebasser]

Do they all involve underage sex?

[M|X|Y]

the answer is to not be a pussy and fight the gun out of the attacker's hand.

pistol whip the bitch a few times, tie him up and throw the fucker out of a moving car with his pants down in front of their mother's house (y)

[Freebasser]

Yeah, and THEN have sex with the underage girls.

[M|X|Y]

damn near impossible to get a boner with a gun to your head, most of the time

[Mae]

damn near impossible to get a boner with a gun to your head, most of the time

Unless you are into that kind of thing...which some people are.

[M|X|Y]

like i said, most of the time(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Why no proper answers? Everybody wants to be a comedian.

That or nobody wants to be a paedophile. Equally as irritating.

[Bob]

i'd fuck a 20 year old and then vote republican so that the 1-year old gets fucked over out of having a good future

TOPICAL

[Lex Diamonds]

Why does Bob want to be a comedian?

[Bob]

so i can fuck 20 year olds

[abbott]

well i thought about this one and I think in this situation I fight and die. Let the whole place burn down as far as I care and we can all die together.

For some reason I see myself with the over the hand grab to the pinky, twist the hand, hyper extend the arm and maybe break someones leg after the arm is broken. If I get real upset I might snap a neck. Depending on how that plays out, I might walk out or go down in flames but Im going down with a fight.

Lets Roll...

[Helvete]

Look, it's just sex! So, how much is this going to cost? Have I got to pay upfront?

[camo]

I'd send a ten and an eleven year old together through the teleportation machine from the Fly and pray to god that it makes a 21 year old mutant.

I'd sooner be a sick fuck rather than a sicker fuck.

[KingPsyz]

So this is the PedoBear Seal of Approval thread?

[M|X|Y]

point a child at him and make him have sex with a gun

[Guy Incognito]

So if you had to fuck two people with a combined (ie total) age of 21, how would you do it?

Someone's got a gun to your head or will kill your wife or mother if you don't, or whatever. Go.

Surely, if there is a person holding a gun to your head asking you to do this then surely its their choice. I mean if thats what they want to achieve then surely they would provide the necessary equipment. And even if they did give you the choice, they'd have to follow you about with a gun whilst you pick the participants, this would inevitably draw more attention to themselves, leading to arrest and a well documented court case about some dangerous characters who engage in sick numbers games, they are found guilty and infamy ensues throughout the following years in prison with many books written about Padster the Paedo Pontoon Persuader. Or something.

[miss soul fire]

The answer is krav maga.

[venusvenus123]

Surely, if there is a person holding a gun to your head asking you to do this then surely its their choice. I mean if thats what they want to achieve then surely they would provide the necessary equipment. And even if they did give you the choice, they'd have to follow you about with a gun whilst you pick the participants, this would inevitably draw more attention to themselves, leading to arrest and a well documented court case about some dangerous characters who engage in sick numbers games, they are found guilty and infamy ensues throughout the following years in prison with many books written about Padster the Paedo Pontoon Persuader. Or something.

haha, this made me LOL.