shit that white people like

[TurdBerglar]

rootbeer
the police(band)
golden retreivers
being the same
organic foods
good morning america
snow
pta meetings
hazing
the suburbs
gardening
holding signs up at street corners during voting days

[Helvete]

I like snow, but that's about it.

Next thread: shit that black people like.

[Micodin]

And.. Making lists about shit that white people like.

[Heather_D]

hazing


You are unaware of Florida A & M?

I would add Stand Your Ground Laws to your list. Probably just a media coverage thing, but it seems like its mostly white people that support them.


SHIT THAT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE

watermelon


You left out grape soda & collard greens.

[TurdBerglar]

whoa, jesus christ

settle down

[Freebasser]

...

[Yetra Flam]

Wow, this thread became kinda fucked up.

Anyway, back to things white people like:
Waking up at 6am to go jogging
Convoluted and fashionable exercises like kettlebell swinging and spin classes
Rescuing mix breed dogs
Writing reviews on yelp
Having black friends
Camping
(Males) looking scruffy
(Females) being skinny

[Micodin]

If This Isn't Your Blog There Might Be A Lawsuit (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/)

So... What's happened? A funny thread turned ugly with a troll spewing hatred towards Black People and Gays?

[Dorothy Wood]

^haha whoa, don't get so heated, honky.

Personally on that first list I only like golden retrievers, organic food (it tastes good, brah), and snow.

On the second list I like crab rapping', watermelon, fried chicken, basketball, stupid looking gold teeth....they just always make me smile.

[TimDoolan]

White people love Wayne Brady........because he makes Bryant Gumbel.....look like Malcom X.

[Tam_Tam]

In the illustrious words of Dave Chappelle, "If you don't like chicken and watermelon, there's something wrong with you motherfucker, there's something wrong with you."

[Randetica]

white people like bitin the style of black people yoooo

[Dorothy Wood]

You're just jealous of randetica's big black dick.

[Dorothy Wood]

woah. settle down ya "new black panther" wannabe.


Why don't you put on some more sunscreen and listen to some John Mayer, then you'll feel better.

[Randetica]

You're just jealous of randetica's big black dick.

too bad white breads cant bite our enormous dick length stylez
^^^^big time SwAaAaaG.^^^^

[Randetica]

You sound like one of those spade tranny crackheads trying to hustle money on the street corner. Thats what you are isnt it?

bitch get yo $wagger tan on or hu$tle outta ma vi$ion

[Dorothy Wood]

Why dont you eat another banana like your siblings and mom at the zoo? It will give you the energy to feel better.

Oh, I feel pretty good, thanks. I can't eat bananas anyway, they make me constipated. I don't have any siblings and my mom's at work, so she probably doesn't have time to visit the zoo today.

I'm gonna visit your mom later at the white whale conservation center.

[Dorothy Wood]

Nah, you're not cool at all.

[Dorothy Wood]

I bet you have herpes.

[Dorothy Wood]

i just wanna treat you right girl . i know u fine and everything and u do what u wanna do and stuff. are you light skinned? i bet u one of them smart black girls, but will tell somebody off if they fuck up 2. thats cool. i like that. how old is you anyway?

Ooh baby, I wanna suck your tiny white cock with a vacuum hose lined with razor blades.

[Micodin]

Ooh baby, I wanna suck your tiny white cock with a vacuum hose lined with razor blades.

BLAM!

[Dorothy Wood]

you know you love white men dorothy. u too micodin.

I do love white men, but I'm not sure you're white. I'm picturing you more as kinda ruddy red, with huge pores, a big bald spot and runny sores all over your face. The kind of guy who dries up every pussy within 100 feet because you're so damn ugly. And your dick, not than anyone but your mom's ever seen it, is probably ugly too. I'm guessing it's got like red scar rings on it because when you were a teenager, you tried to hang weights from it in order to make it bigger, but you really just scarred it up and stretched it out so it's like this gross useless spaghetti noodle that no one would ever touch. Probably not even you.

[Micodin]

I do love white men, but I'm not sure you're white. I'm picturing you more as kinda ruddy red, with huge pores, a big bald spot and runny sores all over your face. The kind of guy who dries up every pussy within 100 feet because you're so damn ugly. And your dick, not than anyone but your mom's ever seen it, is probably ugly too. I'm guessing it's got like red scar rings on it because when you were a teenager, you tried to hang weights from it in order to make it bigger, but you really just scarred it up and stretched it out so it's like this gross useless spaghetti noodle that no one would ever touch. Probably not even you.

BLAM!

[kll]

I do love white men, but I'm not sure you're white. I'm picturing you more as kinda ruddy red, with huge pores, a big bald spot and runny sores all over your face. The kind of guy who dries up every pussy within 100 feet because you're so damn ugly. And your dick, not than anyone but your mom's ever seen it, is probably ugly too. I'm guessing it's got like red scar rings on it because when you were a teenager, you tried to hang weights from it in order to make it bigger, but you really just scarred it up and stretched it out so it's like this gross useless spaghetti noodle that no one would ever touch. Probably not even you.

Oh damn, couldn't sleep and came on here to get sleepy and saw this! Holy shit - best description ever! And, after reading the entries of the DBAG, you nailed it, D!

[Randetica]

haha

[MCAadROCKMiKEd7]

this white person likes velveeta mac n cheese and fruit gushers.


or some fruit on the bottom yogurt.... :eek:

[rhymesayer211]

I'm white and I think that list is funny as hell! Especially, PTA meetings and holding up signs on street corners on voting days.

Shit I like...
The Beastie Boys

[TurdBerglar]

ohshit he got banned

[MCA4ever]

ohshit he got banned

(y)(y)(y)

I think that was his goal. I bet he will be back though:rolleyes:

[Randetica]

that beastieboysMCA person permantly begs for a banning aswell, please make her wish come true!

[MCAadROCKMiKEd7]

I do love white men, but I'm not sure you're white. I'm picturing you more as kinda ruddy red, with huge pores, a big bald spot and runny sores all over your face. The kind of guy who dries up every pussy within 100 feet because you're so damn ugly. And your dick, not than anyone but your mom's ever seen it, is probably ugly too. I'm guessing it's got like red scar rings on it because when you were a teenager, you tried to hang weights from it in order to make it bigger, but you really just scarred it up and stretched it out so it's like this gross useless spaghetti noodle that no one would ever touch. Probably not even you.

bitch get yo $wagger tan on or hu$tle outta ma vi$ion

Why don't you put on some more sunscreen and listen to some John Mayer, then you'll feel better.


L O fucking L. Holy lord LOL. Oh my god can't even begin to type how hard im laughing.