View Full Version : Thoughts you never thought before
Dorothy Wood
09-21-2012, 10:43 PM
I never thought to picture my own boyfriend blowing a dude, but I accidentally just did, then LOL'd (literally) and startled myself. But then when I tried to expand the narrative, my brain just turned it into a 2-D cartoon-like representation of my boyfriend's decapitated head being f-ed by an anthropomorphic cactus wearing a cowboy hat.
Sorry guys. :(
that's funny, i've never thought that before either
Dorothy Wood
09-21-2012, 11:48 PM
I forgot some, a lot of you may know what this man looks like, and am therefore regretting this thread.
it's not too late to delete it, unless it is
you can always just clear out the body of your post, or change it to make it say something quirky and innocent
then i'll look like the weird one
TurdBerglar
09-22-2012, 12:32 AM
I never thought to picture my own boyfriend blowing a dude, but I accidentally just did, then LOL'd (literally) and startled myself. But then when I tried to expand the narrative, my brain just turned it into a 2-D cartoon-like representation of my boyfriend's decapitated head being f-ed by an anthropomorphic cactus wearing a cowboy hat.
Sorry guys. :(
not if i quote it
i don't think your secret's safe with him :/
Guy Incognito
09-22-2012, 01:16 AM
I forgot some, a lot of you may know what this man looks like, and am therefore regretting this thread.
i dont but it doesnt matter, its still pretty fucked up image.
checkyourprez
09-22-2012, 04:38 AM
oddly enough, i have thought of that before.
:confused:
Guy Incognito
09-22-2012, 04:47 AM
oddly enough, i have thought of that before.
:confused:
thats not odd
TimDoolan
09-22-2012, 10:18 PM
Taking my dads benzos was a thought I never had before tonight. He's out of town on a trip and I've been poking around his medicine cabinet. Four beers with Temazapam 30 mgs and I'm feelin alright
I had the thought Friday of asking my gf to marry me - at some point.
But we've both kinda made it clear we don't want to get married or need a big wedding ever or care what other people think. It would just be a facebook update really which is just attention seeking nonsense that two introverts don't really crave (plus she doesn't have facebook). So why do I continue to think about it?
We're only 15 months into this relationship (2nd longest ever though) but I don't see us splitting up but you never know. I know if I asked her now, she would laugh and wouldn't believe I was serious.
So that is something.
Guy Incognito
09-23-2012, 01:28 AM
I had the thought Friday of asking my gf to marry me - at some point.
But we've both kinda made it clear we don't want to get married or need a big wedding ever or care what other people think. It would just be a facebook update really which is just attention seeking nonsense that two introverts don't really crave (plus she doesn't have facebook). So why do I continue to think about it?
We're only 15 months into this relationship (2nd longest ever though) but I don't see us splitting up but you never know. I know if I asked her now, she would laugh and wouldn't believe I was serious.
So that is something.
i never wanted to get married and my wife never wanted to get married again but we went to a friends massive wedding which was nice. But we both said it was the polar opposite of what we would want at a wedding and both made suggestions of what we would want then i casually asked her, she said yes. We had been together about 3 years. We did it all ourselves, made the invitations like club fliers , sent out to a few people, booked registry office, bought food, clothes and rings, had reception at our house and within 6 weeks of asking we were married. It was a very nice day. so never say never.
Randetica
09-23-2012, 01:35 AM
I had the thought Friday of asking my gf to marry me - at some point.
But we've both kinda made it clear we don't want to get married or need a big wedding ever or care what other people think. It would just be a facebook update really which is just attention seeking nonsense that two introverts don't really crave (plus she doesn't have facebook). So why do I continue to think about it?
We're only 15 months into this relationship (2nd longest ever though) but I don't see us splitting up but you never know. I know if I asked her now, she would laugh and wouldn't believe I was serious.
So that is something.
we been together 20 days before we got engaged haha, we been knowing us over the net for 10+ years though
i never wanted to get married and my wife never wanted to get married again but we went to a friends massive wedding which was nice. But we both said it was the polar opposite of what we would want at a wedding and both made suggestions of what we would want then i casually asked her, she said yes. We had been together about 3 years. We did it all ourselves, made the invitations like club fliers , sent out to a few people, booked registry office, bought food, clothes and rings, had reception at our house and within 6 weeks of asking we were married. It was a very nice day. so never say never.
Yeah, that sounds like what we'd want. My sister is getting married next year and 2 months after engagement it sounds like the biggest headache I want to avoid ever.
If the whole thing comes to more than £1k inc rings then I don't see the value in it - we would both prefer a good holiday I think.
Guy Incognito
09-23-2012, 02:56 AM
Yeah, that sounds like what we'd want. My sister is getting married next year and 2 months after engagement it sounds like the biggest headache I want to avoid ever.
If the whole thing comes to more than £1k inc rings then I don't see the value in it - we would both prefer a good holiday I think.
i think ours came in at around £750. new clothes, two wedding bands, food and wedding licence. and we'd already booked a break to amsterdam which didnt cost much
Holy cow, am I seriously considering a marriage proposal!! :eek::eek:
Right, I might avoid this thread just in case my other half sees it and freaks out.
Myu-to
09-25-2012, 11:02 AM
:eek:
ADAM I AM SO FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
I know you're not her, you're birthdays don't match.
Myu-to
09-25-2012, 01:58 PM
Hopefully the whole I have a penis, and she has a vagina thing was also a give away for you too.:D
And that. But sometimes you never know who has and hasn't got a vagina without checking.
*I've since learnt that checking is not the civil thing to do in most company - you've just got to go with your best guess
Myu-to
09-25-2012, 03:02 PM
And that. But sometimes you never know who has and hasn't got a vagina without checking.
*I've since learnt that checking is not the civil thing to do in most company - you've just got to go with your best guess
I know what you mean, and it seems to make most people feel uncomfortable if you just stare at their crotch.
WhoMoi?
09-25-2012, 09:17 PM
If the whole thing comes to more than £1k inc rings then I don't see the value in it - we would both prefer a good holiday I think.
Sounds like maybe a destination wedding might be worth considering, then. Best decision my husband and I ever made. (y)
For the record, I'm not getting married. My logical approach has to be that 2 years has passed before such thoughts can be entertained seriously.
MC Moot
09-26-2012, 08:38 AM
All cognac is brandy but not all brandy is cognac...mmmmm Hennessy...
Dorothy Wood
09-27-2012, 08:21 PM
For the record, I'm not getting married. My logical approach has to be that 2 years has passed before such thoughts can be entertained seriously.
I think when you're still in the thick of falling in love, marriage seems like something you really really want. Then after a couple years it's like oh well I love the person and the person loves me, and you kinda forget about it for a bit. Until everyone around you starts getting married and you're like awww, that would be pretty cute and nice. I kinda just wanna wear a ring and pretend to be married so I don't have to do any paperwork
We settled into coupledom quite quickly. Circumstance had us moving cities and living together within three months and that has been fairly smooth for us.
But right now I am totally in love with her, more than I have been before, I dunno why. Maybe I'm just extra horny while the season changes - if that is a thing?
JimmyWong
05-28-2013, 12:15 PM
I had the thought Friday of asking my gf to marry me - at some point.
But we've both kinda made it clear we don't want to get married or need a big wedding ever or care what other people think. It would just be a facebook update really which is just attention seeking nonsense that two introverts don't really crave (plus she doesn't have facebook). So why do I continue to think about it?
We're only 15 months into this relationship (2nd longest ever though) but I don't see us splitting up but you never know. I know if I asked her now, she would laugh and wouldn't believe I was serious.
So that is something.
Similar situation here man. I am in long relationship with my GF but when I talk about marriage she is not interested at all. I just don't know what to do.:confused::confused:
I forgot about this thread. Cant really be much help Jimmy, not really thought about marriage much since. The main urges left me.
My sister does get married in July though so maybe thoughts will come again.
Also my two bffs are obsessed with marriage and I think want us to get married more in hope of being a bridesmaid probably, but I've not seen them for ages, not had any prompting
Dorothy Wood
05-28-2013, 04:21 PM
A bunch of my friends are getting married this year. I know for sure I don't want a wedding now. It's too much work and money. I think it's nice for some people though.
Being the center of attention and having to talk to dozens of people for hours seems like a nightmare, truthfully.
Pretty sure my dude wants to be with me forever. He's said stuff like "the plumber referred to you as my wife. I didn't correct him". And I just go "wait, why was the plumber talking about me?"
I'm not really ready for the conversation I guess. Chicks these days, sheesh!
Randetica
05-28-2013, 10:20 PM
im getting married again once we have the chance to go to austria
so surreal that my family hasnt even met my husband yet
Randetica
05-28-2013, 10:29 PM
oh and some neighbor came up to us today and told us that we look like a perfect couple and added that he is glad that we are married already or otherwise he would have to tell that it is a must for us getting married!
JimmyWong
05-29-2013, 12:01 AM
I had the thought Friday of asking my gf to marry me - at some point.
But we've both kinda made it clear we don't want to get married or need a big wedding dress (http://www.robustbuy.com/wedding-events-wedding-dresses-c-1165_1166.html) ever or care what other people think. It would just be a facebook update really which is just attention seeking nonsense that two introverts don't really crave (plus she doesn't have facebook). So why do I continue to think about it?
We're only 15 months into this relationship (2nd longest ever though) but I don't see us splitting up but you never know. I know if I asked her now, she would laugh and wouldn't believe I was serious.
So that is something.
Similar situation here man. I am in long relationship with my GF but when I talk about marriage she is not interested at all. I just don't know what to do.:confused::confused:
Really need to good advice how I could get her ready for marriage.
cosmo105
05-29-2013, 12:03 AM
either wait it out until she is ready or break up with her and find someone that is interested in the same commitment level that you are.
cosmo105
05-29-2013, 12:13 AM
I think when you're still in the thick of falling in love, marriage seems like something you really really want. Then after a couple years it's like oh well I love the person and the person loves me, and you kinda forget about it for a bit. Until everyone around you starts getting married and you're like awww, that would be pretty cute and nice. I kinda just wanna wear a ring and pretend to be married so I don't have to do any paperwork
I like how this thread became about marriage. I would say that for us it became just an obvious thing that we both wanted to happen, and knew pretty much immediately when we started dating would be where it was going. Not too many of our friends are/were getting married, actually. Similar to when we moved in together - we had talked about it for a while and decided to wait, and did until we just couldn't take living apart anymore. Getting married just felt so right, and people sometimes put too much emphasis on the wedding part when marriage is so, so much more than that. Ira Glass put it very nicely on an episode of TAL a while back in a way that I totally agree with - that it's really nice to know that no matter what, even if things get really rough and you're arguing about something dumb and you just are not having a good time, you know that you love and value this person enough to have made the commitment to stay with them for LIFE and that he/she has done the same for you so ultimately you will make it through this together. And if you don't it will be for a damned good reason or fundamental flaw in some way, so this probably isn't that big of a deal. I'm rambling but what I'm saying here is that my husband bought me lots of whiskey and microwaved a burrito for me on my birthday and helped me into bed when I was too drunk to get off the couch and he's the best friend I've ever had (y)
Dorothy Wood
05-29-2013, 09:15 AM
^awww.
I think me and my dude will end up married. We have been committed from the start. It's just tough for me to see forever sometimes because we have different personalities and don't always mesh as friends. But I do love him and have never experienced the same physical closeness and comfort with anyone else. And our differences strengthen us in a way because we're always still trying to figure the other one out. Anyway I should be more thankful for him, he takes me places and leads me to things I would have never been a part of without him.
M|X|Y
05-29-2013, 09:55 AM
you should tell him that(y)
Dorothy Wood
05-29-2013, 11:01 AM
I have, I usually do end up saying that at the end of a blowout fight that I've started. He never gets mad at me, I mean never, so I'm always the fight starter. But domestic disputes are normal and ours happen about once every three months when I feel he is slacking in housekeeping or being self-centered in the way men can often be. Sometimes I'm a hot head though, he's the first man ive met who knows how to deal with it. And sometimes I think he likes it.
zippo
05-31-2013, 07:33 PM
we been together 20 days before we got engaged haha, we been knowing us over the net for 10+ years though
holy fucking shit, no way!
you guys should go on Nightline
i'd watch!
Lyman Zerga
05-31-2013, 11:55 PM
holy fucking shit, no way!
you guys should go on Nightline
i'd watch!
haha
i remember now that it has been 13 years when me and my now-husband started talking online, it started at the 'grand royal' chat and we had on/off online contact since then
i dont remember if you were at that chat too but you sure been at the unofficial beastie boys chat, good times!
zippo
06-02-2013, 09:55 AM
haha
i remember now that it has been 13 years when me and my now-husband started talking online, it started at the 'grand royal' chat and we had on/off online contact since then
i dont remember if you were at that chat too but you sure been at the unofficial beastie boys chat, good times!
ofcourse, i remember that! i always do cuz i remember the first time i went out on a date with my now husband i told you guys that i met this guy i really liked and it all started back then hehe
anyways, such is life huh :)
Lyman Zerga
06-02-2013, 04:48 PM
was it the guy who lived really far away from you?
zippo
06-02-2013, 09:05 PM
was it the guy who lived really far away from you?
yes!!! after we started dating he had to move back to the states to study (it was his plan before we met) so we had to just visit each other. finally he moved back here to stay and we got married like 2 yrs after.
anyways, i remember i would get a glass of wine or 5 and go chat with you guys hahahah
Lyman Zerga
06-02-2013, 09:17 PM
(y) i remember some people being sceptical about this thing working out and pow here you are now!
i had that a lil bit in mind when i did this big step too so thanks for being an inspiration!
checkyourprez
06-03-2013, 03:53 PM
I have, I usually do end up saying that at the end of a blowout fight that I've started. He never gets mad at me, I mean never, so I'm always the fight starter. But domestic disputes are normal and ours happen about once every three months when I feel he is slacking in housekeeping or being self-centered in the way men can often be. Sometimes I'm a hot head though, he's the first man ive met who knows how to deal with it. And sometimes I think he likes it.
go make me a sandwich.
Dorothy Wood
06-03-2013, 05:58 PM
I will if you make me one first.
TurdBerglar
06-03-2013, 06:01 PM
redundant sandwich making
checkyourprez
06-03-2013, 08:20 PM
I will if you make me one first.
that makes no sense. girls never finish their food and always give it to the guy. and then that would mean i was making my own sandwich. and that is the very sandwich i had intended not to make. do you see the problem with that?
I like how this thread became about marriage.
Especially how it started off about two heterosexual guys blowing each other.
welcome to obama's america
kaiser soze
06-04-2013, 07:57 AM
I just thought of eating out a cantaloupe
best cantaloupelingus ever
Did you read about Michael Douglas saying cunnilingus gave him cancer (not the booze and cigarettes).
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer
kaiser soze
06-04-2013, 08:52 AM
I guess hollywood deserves to know who he has eaten out - someone is spreadin' the hpv!
Lyman Zerga
06-04-2013, 05:51 PM
Did you read about Michael Douglas saying cunnilingus gave him cancer (not the booze and cigarettes).
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer
worth it.
MC Moot
06-05-2013, 08:57 AM
How come they've never remade Gilligans Island into a feature film?
zippo
06-05-2013, 08:58 PM
(y) i remember some people being sceptical about this thing working out and pow here you are now!
i had that a lil bit in mind when i did this big step too so thanks for being an inspiration!
so cool!! didnt know but now that i do you sure are welcome lol
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