Everyone here obviously hates science

[Lex Diamonds]

As nobody has mentioned this:

http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

[Micodin]

As nobody has mentioned this:

http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

I've been watching for the past 2 hours but it's cutting into my NFL Sunday.

I hope this mask/heating issue doesn't scrap the jump.

[Lex Diamonds]

He seems fairly determined, so we'll either get a successful jump or an exciting death...

[TurdBerglar]

hasn't this already been done before like in the 50's or 60's?

[Bob]

free falling from space is so passe

[Micodin]

<Red Bull gives you wings>----- insert jokes here.

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpsUD1oW3uo


i don't know if he broke the sound barrier though

[TurdBerglar]

nope. he didn't

[Lex Diamonds]

I like how you brought that up as if it was a little known fact. Like people watching this one might not know about it.

Well, he didn't die. Or break all the records. BORING.

[TurdBerglar]

i liked how you assumed i hated science

[Lex Diamonds]

Obviously you do. They talked in detail about the Kettinger jump constantly throughout the broadcast.

[TurdBerglar]

so did he break the sound barrier?

[YoungRemy]

so did he die?

[Bob]

so did he break any records?

[Micodin]

I'm pretty sure he broke one record, but I'm too many pints deep watching football to remember which one.

[TurdBerglar]

this man clearly hates science



CLEARLY

[Lex Diamonds]

He got highest manned balloon flight and fastest freefall. Failed on longest freefall by like 16 seconds (he pussied out and pulled his chute because his visor fogged up).

[YoungRemy]

he is quite similar in comparison to a BOSS

[Randetica]

i like him and already been a fan of him before this project
the fall was thrilling to watch and im glad he is well

[checkyourprez]

so did he break any records?

he broke his dick when he landed on it. if that counts.

[TurdBerglar]

does supersonic sky diving cause involuntary erections? we should ask a scientist.


i think a dick would have to be hard in order to break it.

[checkyourprez]

does supersonic sky diving cause involuntary erections? we should ask a scientist.


i think a dick would have to be hard in order to break it.

yeah obviously bro. no way you dont get torqued up jumping from that high up.


its called a rush of blood to the head bruh.


:rolleyes:

[miss soul fire]

Sure. You're the smartass and we're a bunch of dumbfucks. I wanna kick some stupid science asses.:mad:

[abbott]

I like boomerangs

[Lex Diamonds]

Sure. You're the smartass and we're a bunch of dumbfucks. I wanna kick some stupid science asses.:mad:
That's the spirit! ;)

[Guy Incognito]

he was falling for two minutes before i stopped laughing immaturely at his surname.

it was good though, if slightly nerve wracking when he wasnt hearing the bloke at mission control.

my daughter watched it with me and i had to prep her that bad stuff might happen, she seemed to watch even more avidly when i said that. Too much tom and jerry that is.

[Freebasser]

I know he wasn't outside the atmosphere, but I couldn't stop thinking of this:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/11/PBF097-Astronaut_Fall.jpg

[Echewta]

If God wanted us to fall from sky he would have made us with balloons on our backs that turned into parachutes.

[ProfJIM]

Man, Padster is so much smarter than all of us in science. Geez

[Helvete]

Science is just a fad.

[Yeti]

he was falling for two minutes before i stopped laughing immaturely at his surname.

it was good though, if slightly nerve wracking when he wasnt hearing the bloke at mission control.

my daughter watched it with me and i had to prep her that bad stuff might happen, she seemed to watch even more avidly when i said that. Too much tom and jerry that is.

Ha! My son watches Tom & Jerry. I think Tom & Jerry is the animated version of Jackass.

[Lex Diamonds]

Man, Padster is so much smarter than all of us in science. Geez
Fluorine uranium carbon potassium you, asshole.

[Helvete]

You're amazing, did you learn that from Breaking Bad?

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't watch that shit, it's nerdy and boring.

[Kid Presentable]

Paddy it's the dopest show. You gotta watch it.

[Helvete]

It's about drugs, he'll definitely relate.

[Lex Diamonds]

^ Pretty weird thing to say.

Nah, I watched the first episode and it was good, but didn't blow me away. Been meaning to watch some more but I always get put off by certain types of mainstream hype- like if all these brainless idiots like it, why would I? I had the same feeling about Game of Thrones and I was right (it is total shit).

[Echewta]

TV is not science.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yes it is. Pretty complex science, actually.

[ProfJIM]

^ Pretty weird thing to say.

Nah, I watched the first episode and it was good, but didn't blow me away. Been meaning to watch some more but I always get put off by certain types of mainstream hype- like if all these brainless idiots like it, why would I? I had the same feeling about Game of Thrones and I was right (it is total shit).

You're such a piece of shit. OMG, if its "mainstream" it sucks? Fuck off.

[Helvete]

Padster stops liking his favourite music acts when they become popular, or in his mind 'sell out'.

[Randetica]

never a good idea to diss nerds when profjim is around

THAT much silence i know!!!!

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster stops liking his favourite music acts when they become popular, or in his mind 'sell out'.
Well obviously. Do you keep liking people when they sell out? It has nothing to do with popularity you strange little geek.

[Lex Diamonds]

You're such a piece of shit. OMG, if its "mainstream" it sucks? Fuck off.
I didn't say that, Prof Period Pains.

[Guy Incognito]

i have issues with stuff i havent seen that gets big and hyped up but i dont hate.
I just think things like game of thrones could never match the build up its got.
There's never the same buzz as watching something from the start and being genuinely surprised when it turns out to be awesome. But whenever i have tried to get into something down the line the buzz isnt there. I just choose not to bother.

Selling out isnt the same as over hyped in my eyes

tbh, i have been kinda put off getting into big series after Lost and the enormous let down that was at the end.


Just in case, spolier alert:

the last series is bobbins.

[Lex Diamonds]

^ Exactly. I never even mentioned selling out though, that was just Helvete being a cretinous twat.

I love how these autistic nerds can feel so strongly about a dungeon and dragons TV show that they feel compelled to defend it to the death in a scarcely-read online forum. Highly amusing. (y)

[Helvete]

You're hilarious, are you trying to be a parody of yourself or something? You are so easy to wind up.

[Lex Diamonds]

Where did I get wound up? This doesn't require any emotion or effort, you know.

[Helvete]

Throwing insults and names around isn't being wound up? Maybe just childish then, you're very immature.

[Freebasser]

This thread is better than Game Of Thrones. At least, I think it is. I'm not sure as I haven't watched it yet and probably won't because people hype it up too much but mainly because it's about stupid gay castles and shiny-helmeted knights and big bearded weirdos sticking swords up each other's arses. Probably.

I'm going to go and talk to myself in the Boardwalk Empire thread :'(

[Randetica]

science rule #3,455,678: "breaking bad" is bad ass. "new girl" is a hyped stank ass

[ProfJIM]

Who the fuck gives a shit about if something is "hyped" or well liked or any of that horseshit? Just enjoy something to enjoy it you cynical assholes. Who gives a shit how other people perceive it.

Unless people hate shit that you know is awesome. Then fuck them. And I'm not talking about Game of Thrones.

[ProfJIM]

Been meaning to watch some more but I always get put off by certain types of mainstream hype- like if all these brainless idiots like it, why would I?

I didn't say that, Prof Period Pains.

Okay, Romney, which is it? :confused:

[afronaut]

Whoa whoa whoa, chill out guys! we all obviously need to sit back and take a nice long drag on some meth.

[Dorothy Wood]

Well should I start watching downtown abbey or what?!

[ProfJIM]

Well should I start watching downtown abbey or what?!

lol

[Lex Diamonds]

Okay, Romney, which is it? :confused:
I never contradicted myself, McCain.

[YoungRemy]

A small British company has produced the first "petrol from air" using a revolutionary technology that promises to solve the energy crisis as well as helping to curb global warming by removing carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.

Air Fuel Synthesis in Stockton-on-Tees has produced five litres of petrol since August when it switched on a small refinery that manufactures gasoline from carbon dioxide and water vapour.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yesss! In your FACE, America!!!

[Freebasser]

Whenever I read a story like that, I just think it'll never be allowed to take off - too much money invested in oil; too many sticky fingers.

The future consists of cars running on petrol and crops being watered by Brawndo :/

[na§tee]

i've noticed all the comments on the news sites keep on referring to the size of his balls. quite amusing.

[fonky pizza]

Whoa whoa whoa, chill out guys! we all obviously need to sit back and take a nice long drag on some meth.

(y)

[Micodin]

I like the show Sherlock.