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abbott
12-28-2012, 08:15 AM
it was Christmas and all the different families made it to Dad's house, Dad was what everyone called granddad. Dad's house was full of grand kids and parents. 18 grand-kids ages 3-12, 45 people in all. it was a joyous celebration. Everyone loved dad and why not he was loaded and worth millions with all that oil money. To bad he like to drink so much. Luckily he had lots of money so everybody was willing to forgive and be a major part of his life.

It was a tradition, everyone came over and had a great feast and did that great competitive gift trading game ... then Santa would show up and pass out gifts. Here comes Santa, it must be Santa at the door, but wait what is that? Dad had decided a man in a gorilla costume would be a good change this year, it might just make this Christmas better than ever. You could hear all the kids, "did Santa send a gorilla this year?" and it seemed he had. Then the gorilla started playing some music and started dancing around, but wait that's no ordinary gorilla, it really likes the ladies and what kind of dancing is that?

Dad was having a great drunk time and could not stop laughing as all the kids started crying. Time to go home, the party is over.

Merry Christmas.

abbott
12-28-2012, 03:29 PM
Shit. Im the old guy repeating myself. I told this story already feel free to delet this.