Why do white people suck?

[kaiser soze]

I always wondered why we can't dance, make a great breakbeat, nor know how to bbq our way out of a bag

white people suck

:(

[Dorothy Wood]

These are lies my mom can do all those things.

Oh wait you said breakbeat, not breakfast

[Waus]

Those are skills which require tacit holistic knowledge and aren't taught or indigenous to the racial culture whites grew up in.

[Helvete]

I can fucking dance.