pick up lines that should not have worked

[abbott]

well its not fare because Im dropping lines to my wife, but last night..

My wife .. "I have to go wash my hands"

well shit baby if your about to wash your hands why don't you come rub my balls before you wash them?

Shit worked like a charm. I am not sure what was better, the line working or me getting an exotic message.

[ericlee]

*fair
*you're

Poor grammar. Access denied.

[abbott]

Not perfect grammer but sometimes perfect timeing

[Dorothy Wood]

Wait, what was on her hands though? Like raw chicken juice?

[abbott]

She just got done eating ice cream.

I did not even shower after, just passed out.

[Dorothy Wood]

Well I hope you don't develop a fungus.

[TurdBerglar]

I hate my balls being touched at all

[Lex Diamonds]

"Fuck you..."
"I wish you would..."
*sex*

This happened.

[abbott]

"Fuck you..."
"I wish you would..."
*sex*

This happened.

I believe it. Drop the hammer and get rewarded.

Glad to hear it.

[checkyourprez]

I hate my balls being touched at all

weird.