How do we get a username changed?

[Lex Diamonds]

I messaged mods literally over a year ago about this and no reply. WTF, dude?

[Helvete]

They can, but I seem to remember minton saying that they won't.

[Lex Diamonds]

They've done it for many, many users. To suddenly say no would be a dick move.

[cj hood]

are you dropping 'the?'

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah just don't want this name on here anymore.

[cosmo105]

I don't think they've done it for that many people. And I vaguely remember them saying it was a hassle.

[Helvete]

The forum is powered by steam valves, transistors and radio tubes, it takes about 24 man hours to change one single name. If they did it for one person, they'd have to do it for everyone. Don't you see what you're asking! When they invent one of these fancy 'digital' forums where they can go into a user's options and click to change a name, then maybe they'd consider it, but until that day arrives (ha, yeah right, what next, flying machines?!) then you can just pipe down!

[cosmo105]

^:D

*pictures the admins furiously connecting wires and tubes, pulling levers and yelling GOOD GOD MAN WHY IS THE FLUBTERATOR ATTATCHED TO THE HERNICASTER while donning top hats, suspenders, rolled-up sleeves and handlebar mustaches*