Guys who don't hold their pennies while standing and pissing

[abbott]

...at the bar, drinking a beer, need to piss, so I walk into the restroom and some guy at the stand up pisser has his hands on his waist as he is pissing. I even see this one guy who puts his hands on top of his head, not his dick, while he is pissing. Seems to me thees guys are kind of bragging, like.."Look at me, I can piss without holding my dick!" Well, I thought about it and seems the only way this works is if you have a really small dick that is so small it sticks out all by itself. I just know if I tried this I would piss all over my leg and pants. Maybe I am wrong about this and some guys are just masters at pissing with no hands or hate to touch their own package?

[Dorothy Wood]

I think you just need to practice. The penis Im most familiar with isn't small, but its owner can piss without holding it. It just depends on the angle and the power of the stream maybe?

[Helvete]

Never tried it inside. Wouldn't. Not to mention I'm not Jewish, so have a foreskin and that needs moving out the way.

[Dorothy Wood]

I forgot about foreskin!

[Waus]

I figure it's kind of like filling up the car. You get it out and start it up, put it away carefully. There's no need to massage all the crevices of the gas pump and sit there gripping it like it's going to fly off and spray all over.

[Guy Incognito]

I have been in the bogs at work and seen geezers with hands on hip then when they notice someone else is there, stick a hand on it. i guess its a privacy thing as well.

i need two hands at all times ;) I wish

[RobMoney$]

*pennies

[abbott]

*pennies

thanks.

[checkyourprez]

i prefer the pants at the ankles public piss.


really sets the mood in there.

[LuciferHam]

It's weird, im not Jewish and never had a circumcision, but I'm pretty sure I have no foreskin. Think it parted during the usual organ growth experienced during puberty. Just thought I'd share, something I've never got a final conclusion on.

[Adam]

Yeah, I would trip over mine if I didn't hold onto it.

[Helvete]

Yeah, I would trip over mine if I didn't hold onto it.
Your foreskin?