i almost got slapped

[TurdBerglar]

so standing in line waiting to buy some shit. this classy girl with a graciously stacked hour glass body is in line next to me. she must know im looking at her. she must know all guys are looking at her. anyways I see this other girl out the corner of my eye creeping, sneaking over. I was just all like... what the fuck is this about. you usually don't see cute pretty girls doing silly things. I didn't know what she was trying to do but im suspiciously watching her. then all of a sudden she springs forward and pounces like a creeping crab and pinches stacked girl right up the ass. I mean she got real low and under and right up the middle. she probably pinched her twat instead. stacked girl spins around and looks right at me. im just standing there with my hands up... wasn't me! wasn't me! luckily she noticed her friend laughing her ass off before she decided that it was me that did it. she got all embarrassed and walked away red faced with her silly friend.

I bet now her and her friend are having a creeping crab twat pinching fight right now.

[checkyourprez]

phew, at least you didnt get cock smacked.


because i definitely thought that was where this story was going when i saw the title.

[Myu-to]

Something like that happened to me, except it was the girl's boyfriend who did the ass slap thing, and the girl turned around slapped me. Then she saw boyfriend laughing, started yelling at him, and telling me how sorry she was.

When she started to walked off, I slapped her ass, and she just turned and smiled, then walked away.