at what age to people start worrying about rediculous shit

[TurdBerglar]

my grandmother would go absolutely ape shit if she didn't have any butter. she'd call and be worried about how she's gonna eat her toast in the morning.

my other grandmother would complain about all the spray paint markings in the road the dig safe people would leave the week before the road work crew would start ripping the road up. she'd also pound on the window and shake her first at the kids next door when they'd shovel and toss the snow into her yard because there was just no other place to toss the snow.

that old lady that's at mcdonalds complaining that the selection is limited and that she's gonna take her business elsewhere. it's fucking mcdonalds! do you not know what mcdonalds is????

that old lady at the bodega that's worried because they only have green bananas. who the fuck expects a bodega to even have bananas? the fact that they actually HAVE bananas should be a blessing in of itself. well what am I suppose to do the two days it takes for them to ripen :mad:. how about you just don't eat bananas for two days?

god, I hope I never get old. that shit scares the fuck out of me.

[Lyman Zerga]

whenever they start having too much time on their butts

[silence7]

Stephen King did an AMA (http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1gqzn2/i_am_stephen_king_novelist_executive_producer_on/) (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit a couple days ago..

Question: Mr. King, what would you say is your worst fear?

Stephen King's Answer: Alzheimer's Disease.

[Dorothy Wood]

I wanna transform into a complete weirdo by the time I'm old. I hope a happy one though.

Probably a lot of old people are crabby because they are frustrated by loneliness and loss of physical and cognitive abilities.

[TurdBerglar]

i wanna be that old fuck that has no filter and just blurts out whatever the fuck he's thinking with absolutely no regard to what anyone else thinks. I think im already half way there.

[ms.peachy]

I plan to be one of those old ladies that wears too much lipstick applied all wonky and ridiculously mismatched clothes and starts up conversations with random strangers on the bus.

[abbott]

I already tell the same story over and over, I am sure you have noticed.

I do recall as a kid often walking into a room and not remembering why I went there, so it started at a young age for me.

[silence7]

I have a port wine stain on my left leg. Like a giant birthmark. You sometimes see people with one on their face, and it looks like a purple blotch. Anyway, mine's pretty light, but large. My whole school life, I wouldn't wear shorts because I didn't want people to talk crap.

Got out of school, got a job, now I have my own office at a large company, wear shorts 4 days out of the week. Number of people who've commented on my birthmark, ZERO!

The older people get, the less they give a shit. Both about themselves, and others.