my nipples have been hard for the past two days

[TurdBerglar]

and they're rubbing up against whatever I wear causing them to get sore and raw. I need some little pasties to stick over them so they don't rub up against my shirts :(

[Dorothy Wood]

bandaids.

also go to the doctor and make sure you're not dying.

[TurdBerglar]

I think what happened is that my shirt was rubbing up against them when I was biking in that disgusting heat yesterday and the combination of shirt and abrasive salty sweat irritated them. now they're all pissed off and clenching themselves in anger.

the same thing happens to me when I go to the beach. the cold beach water in new England would make them get so hard that they'd bruise themselves and become permanently purple and the salty sandy water would irritate them.

[TurdBerglar]

they're fine now

thanks for worrying, guys

[Lyman Zerga]

now i can finally breath again

[ms.peachy]

Women who are pregnant or bf'ing have this problem; if you can face it, you can go to a shop that sells maternity stuff and get them. (You can tell them it's for your wife or something.) Just make sure you get the self adhesive kind, not the ones you need to tuck into a bra. Or, also buy a bra.

[Dorothy Wood]

http://nipeaze.com/nipple-covers-for-men-are-more-common-than-you-think/