when you catch people fucking at the park

[TurdBerglar]

the guys are always like... :cool:

and the girls are always like... :eek:


well that's one thing off their bucket list they can scratch off

[Adam]

Yeah, I've seen those videos too.

[TurdBerglar]

im always finding people doing weird shit when I go biking in the woods. this year alone I've came across a couple of well dress dudes making a small fire together, a few groups of people doing various drugs, kids getting an afterschool blowjob from one of the class sluts, and people full blown fucking. they're always so surprised to see me. I guess i'm the only weirdo that hangs out in the woods not doing shady shit.

the last two I caught fucking on a small foot bridge not too far from a heavy traffic area. the girl shot up and was trying to tie her bikini bottom back together while scurrying away trying to hide from me behind some trees. the dude was just like... hey man, sorry about that :cool:. this trail isn't in some secluded area. the last time I went through there I bumped into a mom with three kids just walking the trail. there's always people fishing by the trail as well.

[Adam]

Start wearing a Go Pro dude and you can have a sticky thread all of ya own.

[Dorothy Wood]

I've never caught anyone fucking. Only one time my boyfriend and I were riding our bikes in a park on the grounds where the World's Fair was held in 1893 and discovered it was some kind of meet up place for dudes to hook up. Never saw any humping though, just cruising. and maybe startled some guys who were on their way to humping.

Guess all the historical shit was romantic.

[TurdBerglar]

I catch people fucking about 3-4 times a year. and those well dress dudes making a fire were probably about to fuck.

I was once caught pissing on a tree while taking my dog for a walk though.

[checkyourprez]

when you catch people fucking at the park?


join in.

[ms.peachy]

Years ago me and mr.p went to one of his cousin's wedding and it was in a park near where he'd grown up and gone to boy scout camp. Somewhere during the reception we snuck off and had a quickie in the woods. We got back to the party and his mom was all like "where did you guys go? I was looking for you!" and he said "We went for a stroll around the lake, I wanted to show her where the old camp was." And his mom said "Oh ok." We sit down and are chatting and about 10 minutes later I notice she's trying to look at the back of my head and she says "oh, how did you manage to get leaves and twigs in your hair?"

[abbott]

wife, ava and I walk down a road under construction. It is being cut through to new development. Once was a known make out spot.

Anyway walking home, parked jeep and we walk right next to it. Guy sitting in back seat, girl on top going to town. had to be high school.

Guy looks at us like "what do I do?'

Girl never stops or notices and we keep walking before Ava sees.

Thats about it for me over the past 10 years.

We use to catch people all the time in college, but that was because we busted down the door and caught them in a room.

[tracky]

Only thing I ever saw was a freaky man with his wang out :mad: freak.

[M|X|Y]

caught dude getting a blowy from a lady in central park once..

also caught a lady giving some man one (i think not her husband) at a country club once, downstairs where they thought was out of the way. when they saw me they acted like she was hugging his waist - d'aint fool me!