ways Steve Martin was right...

[abbott]

Ways Steve Martin was right...

King tut.

Importance of a good thermos.

When you talk about what you need, there is always one more thing.

Writing letters home to mom/grandmom about sexual activity....* "she sounds like a real nice girl."

I am sure there are more

[ms.peachy]

1. Lord loves a working man.
2. Don't trust whitey.
3. See a doctor and get rid of it.

Good advice for pretty much any situation you might find yourself in in life.

[Bob]

we're two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS

[YoungRemy]

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and love all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant

[Dorothy Wood]

Hire Martin Short to plan your daughter's wedding

[Guy Incognito]

I have nothing really to add except that i really liked bowfinger(y)

[MC Moot]

Yoy can make a career out playing the bango and the "Spanish Prisoner" is still one of the greatest confidence schemes around...