Sunday night rap (altogether now)

[zippo]

so tonight for dinner
i had the greatest idea
ice cream for an entree
and ice cream for dessert

if you think thats wack
fast forward to this track
you've got apples in your basement
just go put em in a wrap



(keep it going hell yes!)

[zippo]

smoking a cigarette
having some wine
call 1-800 nine ten
for a lousy time

my dog just goes to sleep
when i turn the lights off
da dum da dum da dum
da da da da da doff

[Freebasser]

Can we still rap
Though it's not Sunday night?
I only ask
Cos my shit's tight
And I'd like to delight
With my lyrical might
A'ight?

[Lyman Zerga]

The Nina (ho!), the Pinta (ho!), the Santa Maria (ho!)
I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria
Nachos, and lemonheads, and my dad's boat
You won't go down cause my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I come, I produce a quart
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor
There's a nice lady, oh I'd like to swank her

Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes

Deadliest catch without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax, use your mom's nair
You'll be amazed when I come in your hair
Pull off the anchor cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dick in your hand
Anchors away, and shiver me timbers
We like to fuck ladies with our eight inch members
Love me hookers who be a curvy
Eatin' lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy
Drop the anchor, give that hoe a shout
Cause I'm using my compass to find a nabby dugout

Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes

That's the male Mariah Carey y'all
Give it up!
I gotta have me my boats n hoes

[abbott]

i fuck shit up

it is undeniable

to deny it

should be untryable

and if you do

you might be liable

[Lex Diamonds]

It's the bitches that'll git yas
A wiseguy on parole
And I'm sitting in the kitchen
Itching for a swisher
The Levi's custom stitching
With the walk of Sonny Liston
Stacking chilly Ps like my name was Jesse Pinkman
I grip the rolling pin
Tell your girl to hold it in
And save that soppy shit for when she get back home again
Uhh
I git it
UK all day
Fuckers

[ericlee]

I had a tuna wrap ala spinach
Masturbated 10 times, I'm cumming blanks
listened to the rain come down, I have no top on my Jeep
I have this girl and I think she likes me, I'm taking it slow, it's the way of me

[Rock-A]

A Half Gallon of Iced Tea
Full Gallon of simple syrup
tantalizing my taste buds
its so good im starting to tear up
throw in the steak and cheese
im sure to throw up in a couple of hours
Not cause all of this food
but because the night started off with amaretto sours

[abbott]

I don't care if you wear a hat a rag or a visor

You give me hot checks I can't be your supplier

[ericg]

hey zippo! haven't see you in 4ever.. how you been? sorry i didn't see this thread when i made mine..oops!

it's a sunday night rap
you can bounce or you can clap
the word is born right here on this track

anyway, be in touch
smoke that dutch
don't ride your clutch

i gotto go
later zippo

[Lex Diamonds]

Friday Morning Rap

I smoke the shit thats fluffy light green and lemon scented
See wisp of smoke and fifty hoes you know I'm representing
Hopping out a 1987 Cabriolet
The Golf green the Colt keen to take your family away

Stay in lane kid

[abbott]

its kinda of nice
when you have a wife
thats a ninfo

Come home after yoga
talken about kegel
keeping it tight, Yo.

I know im getting old
no, I don't need no medication
Just rub it a little
it needs some inspiration

[camo]

Friday night rap.

I've just drank some shit that'll make you all queasy,
I'm quite the white guy and so this rapping ain't easy,
My couch smells all funky so pass the febreezey,
I've got mad foreskin so you know my dicks cheesey.

[Lex Diamonds]

^ Racist!

[camo]

^That doesn't even rhyme!

[Lex Diamonds]

Catch me courtside blazing at the French Open
I eat cheese, smoke cheese call me Brie Olsen
Days wasted on the yacht
Stay wasted on the yacht
They fuckin wit my money leave em wasted on the yacht
You home alone in bed, fiending, where your girly at?
I grip the silver toy for dealing with these nerdy cats
My boy saw you at the precinct, dirty rat
Heard of that now I'm coming back with thirty gats
Thirty lawyers
I get the cream, cheese, butter you just stay soya

Lactose intolerant motherfuckers

[Guy Incognito]

Saturday morning rap.

I have to take the kids to a party in the morning
But i'm too tired i just cant stop yawning.
It will be very loud with lots of young girls and boys
I really cant be bothered with all the frickin noise.

It costs too much there to get food and drink
there'll be babies with full nappies that are gonna stink
kids too noisy and refreshments too steep.
just hope they knacker themselves out so i can sleep

and get some..


Peace.

[camo]

Monday night rap:

All the girlies crazy 'bout me,
Nah man I'm fronting,
Sunk my misery in 6 brooklyns'
True man I'm stunting,
If I said it was six then you know I never did,
I only copped 5 coz that shit was four quid,
Stumbled like fool, tripped on the kerb,
I'll make this rhyme nicer with a line about herb,
But that shits too bad for me causing all type of mania,
Plus it plays painful havoc with my hemacrania,
So I get back like vertebrae,
Shit's been a long day,
Climb in my sack and do it again
Because my life's an action replay.

[zippo]

haha DORKS!

[zippo]

hey zippo! haven't see you in 4ever.. how you been? sorry i didn't see this thread when i made mine..oops!

it's a sunday night rap
you can bounce or you can clap
the word is born right here on this track

anyway, be in touch
smoke that dutch
don't ride your clutch

i gotto go
later zippo

hi! I'm doing good, how about you? this board gets more depressing month after month!! it should go back to its glory days with a million posts per day

[zippo]

btw, when i do these "rap" things i´m just Dr.Seussing. God knows how rapping works.
so, no, these are not actual rap pieces from my previously released rap albums or albums in the works