when women fall down

[TurdBerglar]

it's absolutely hilarious. they don't seem to try to stop it from happening or catch themselves. just on the ground face first with a THWUMP like a wet noodle. but then they're totally fine!

if I fell like a wet noodle i'd have a fucking broken arm. I NEED to do that matrix bullet time dance to catch myself or else i'm getting injured. a pulled groin or someshit.

women are like slinkies.

[checkyourprez]

agreed.

speaking of which, i saw a woman fall over a curb yesterday. haha like what? really. for real.

[Lyman Zerga]

i fall on my knees or ass like a normal person

[TurdBerglar]

I saw a woman the other day get yanked straight into the dirt buy her tiny little dog. like she didn't even brace herself. arms right buy her side like a soldier. totally bit it face first into the fucking dirt. it was like a cartoon. even the dog was looking at her all like... for real, lady? no concern at all from her little dog.

but besides the embarrassment she was totally fine!

[Dorothy Wood]

I like it when I see men trip and then try to pretend there was something on the ground.

I don't feel like I see people fall very often...it's weird how funny it is.