This cat tried to f. me

[abbott]

Ever happen to you?

Was at my friends, you know some guy and his wife, me hitting their bong. Then, wife making dinner, husband showing off on his steel drum and their house cat is looking at me while I was relaxed on their couch. So I start moving my fingers trying to hypnotize the cat. So the cat starts to look at me and I am amazed I am get any response from the old house cat. Then the cat jumps up on me, and I continue my hand jesters and I am even more amazed by my hand moving results. Then the cat is in my lap. Not thinking anything of it, other than amazed the cat is paying attention to me. So then I realize, the cat is grinding me. It is like a full on vibrator on my package. It felt pretty good but I was shocked, then a stood up and pushed the cat away. Then I thought, why did I push her away?

For real, it was like a vibrating sensation on my dick, and no doubt, the cat was going off on me.

[TurdBerglar]

you need to tell more stories

[Bob]

you shouldn't fuck cats

[Guy Incognito]

sounds like it was a good bong

this is up there in abbotts greatest hits.

[checkyourprez]

was the pussy tight?

[Helvete]

This thread is weirder than my penis.

[checkyourprez]

^true, i've seen it.

[Bob]

too soon

[Guy Incognito]

^ hahahahahahaha


also missed this bit first time round

I continue my hand jesters .. Finger clowns?

[abbott]

regarding the strangest part, it has to be the fact this cat turned into a vibrator, like a cat purring, but vibrating.

I was wearing jeans so it was a dry hump.

I don't know what to call what I was doing with my hands, but just bending my fingers while all pointing at the cat.

So I am taking it this doesn't happen all the time to you all.

[Guy Incognito]

i was just being pedantic about spelling gestures.