when the jesus freaks knock on your door

[TurdBerglar]

do you politely listen to them?
ignore them?
or mess with them?


earlier today as I was about to leave I hear a knock at the door. thinking it's just a neighbor I open the door and these three well dressed people hand me a couple of pamphlets and ask if I have a few minutes. they basically were lecturing me about the evils of gambling, internet porn and masturbation. I politely listen to their message as if i'm concerned. when they finish and are just standing there waiting for a response. im all like... well, you mean I shouldn't be playing strip poker like I do every friday night where we beat off all over the guy who loses the most cash then upload it onto the internet?

they just look at me shake their heads and thank me for my time. THANKS FOR JUDGING ME GUYS. :mad:

fuckers

[Lyman Zerga]

my man was a missionary for a while yet i still prefer to ignore all those preachers as in not opening the door, doesnt matter which religion it is all about and ignore them twice when it is about catholic crap

[Waus]

Do Catholics go door to door now?

[abbott]

you never know what I will do.

I think some people need someone to knock on their door, so I hate to be to discouraging.

[Lyman Zerga]

Do Catholics go door to door now?

i wouldnt know cause i keep my doors shut!

[cosmo105]

im all like... well, you mean I shouldn't be playing strip poker like I do every friday night where we beat off all over the guy who loses the most cash then upload it onto the internet?

they just look at me shake their heads and thank me for my time. THANKS FOR JUDGING ME GUYS. :mad:

fuckers

:D(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

HOTT



We've got a mormon church nearby and I see the missionary dudes riding aroung all the time, but nobody knocks on my door because I live in a secret attic. :cool:

[Lyman Zerga]

my husband is a mormon and so is his huge family, i even got married in a mormon church! and im reading the book of mormon here and there to understand it all better and we let in missionaries quite a few times, i only did it for my husband but i really hate it when people try to convince me, the more they try the more angry i get and close up...

i believe in god and jesus and try to be a good person but i dont want to be part of any religion (anymore)

[TAL]

I try to ignore them. But if I accidently open the door, I mess with them.