where's the single ladies at?

[ericlee]

I want a pure, dignified fucking lady, no no bullshit to cut. She better relate to the beasties. She better understand that I will cook the best grilled cheese, I can fucking cook, dammit. She will understand that I work, I have to do this, it's my 40 hours away from her but it makes me miss her.

[ericlee]

No 90 day rule where here I am with a bleeding hard on where I can't wait to get inside her, no fucking boundaries.

[ericlee]

I can only jerk off to photoshopped pics of echewa for so long.

[ericlee]

That one lady that connects. She listens to everything that I listen to, she has struggled but she's keeping her composure. she's bright, has a path to follow.

[ericlee]

My join date with this board. I remember that day, it was a rather warm day, in the desert. Didn't know if I was ever coming home, didn't have a clue. I was a high plains drifter.

[ericlee]

I'm too picky for my own good, I guess. but she better rock my t-shirt in the morning after I cooked some bacon and eggs, and spinach, and salmon on a spinach wrap with a side of spinach. And a dash of salt.

[Lyman Zerga]

I can only jerk off to photoshopped pics of echewa for so long.

we all been there

[ericlee]

Burj Dubai. Yeah baby, check it out.

[ms.peachy]

No 90 day rule where here I am with a bleeding hard on where I can't wait to get inside her, no fucking boundaries.

Yeah, uh, I hear what you're saying, but I don't think a person with no boundaries is really a good idea for you, mate. Or anybody really.

[ericlee]

Of course I have boundaries. I'm fairly squeaky clean. More than fairly.

[ericlee]

And yes, I'm still talking to miss 90 days. the hell is wrong with me.

[Kid Presentable]

She's like Miss 400 days now, though.

[ericlee]

Just about. I ended up going out Saturday and saw a real fine lady, we were getting to know each other, dancing, making out. Then someone she knows passes through and this lady turns into some kind of crazy lunatic ghetto thug screaming and ranting to whoever it was. I ended up just leaving. Great, my luck.

[Kid Presentable]

Putting a lot of expectation onto other people, man. Can only lead to disappointment.

[Echewta]

I need to update my photos...

[russhie]

Putting a lot of expectation onto other people, man. Can only lead to disappointment.

This. If you're expecting to find someone to make your half a whole, you'd be better off getting a dog. They rarely disappoint.

[kll]

Best thread in YEARS...

[ericlee]

This. If you're expecting to find someone to make your half a whole, you'd be better off getting a dog. They rarely disappoint.

That freaking Lassie gave me the 90 day rule too and straight to the dog house that bitch went.

[M|X|Y]

i want to hear more about this new lady(y)

[LongDuckDong]

My join date with this board. I remember that day, it was a rather warm day, in the desert. Didn't know if I was ever coming home, didn't have a clue. I was a high plains drifter.

I'm only speaking for women on this board and not on this board, but I think they'd rather have their period.

[ericlee]

Is that blood I smell? Nah, but I love frying some beef and making concoctions with the blood as I smash it down with my spatula.

[ericlee]

Can't say that I have cooked period blood though. I have actually eaten through it. At one point of my life, I did work at Wendy's. That was my male period.

[abbott]

seems the loosest ladies were always found at a baptist church.

at least the kind that like to watch porn.

[Dorothy Wood]

What the fuck is going on in here?!

[ericlee]

ericlee thread, shweetheart.