Dong SMASH!

[LongDuckDong]

What apartment is

[ericg]

the one where they're smashing dongs...?
ouch, i dunno

so i can, so i can...

[Kid Presentable]

Rap nipples
On a male elephant
Hella elegant
Scooping up ducks like a pelican

[ericg]

plucks.. american.. schmucks.. my name is guinn... you're out of lucks
betta dead in the woven tux
cuz you don't do too much
of anything.. cuz you put the blame
just like a rain- check
bet.. krs one got next
the ball i fetched
for you to get
so be my guest
sense the flow from the rest
they surely jest.. informist
too smooth for pissed.. blissed
on their way to the therapist
remissed.. they missed
out.. no clout... new world water took over cuz there's a drought
watch your mouth.. or i'll fill it with grout
walk on your fault lines i see you doubt
i'm out

[Kid Presentable]

You fetch balls in your mouth
In a sheepskin tux
Your rap sux
Because you are a stupid fuck
You want to come in my mouth
Prouth prouth
Ericg is gay
But he wears a nice blouthe

[ericg]

don't be jelly
why you got sick in your belly?
your mom's kinda smelly
it's all over the tele
you must think you're nelly

take it to the head
your lyrics are dead
they suck, your threads
got nothin else for you but go dred
put you to bed
i'll always be here all in good stead
you know what i sed
you got me fed- up
the way you strut
you're a cluster fuck
roll you in a dutch
you're in too much
you can't rhyme and i called your bluff

hahhaha

[zippo]

baa baa black sheep have you any wool
yes sir yes sir three bags full

hahahaaahha

like that?