TurdBerglar
06-03-2014, 06:59 PM
this girl I know who looks nothing like a girl. I thought she was a dude for like the first week I knew her, everyone else did too(or just couldn't tell if she was male or female) gets insanely pissed whenever someone mistakes her for a guy. it's like.... you wear guys clothes, have short disheveled hair, wear baggy sagging pants with your BOXERS exposed, silly ironic shirts that dorky nerdy boys wear and strap your tits down. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT???
she's complaining about how somebody at some bar called her sir. all like.... so what if im a lesbian! doesn't mean that I want to be referred to as a male! and she goes on this long rant about how she's not one of those lesbians that want's to actually be a male and to be referred to as a male. it's like she doesn't get it all that she looks like a straight up dude.
everyone else(mostly other girls) is all like...OMG such jerks! I can't believe he would say such a thing to you! as if he did it on purpose.
and im all like... well you look like a dude.... we(all the other guys) all thought you were a dude. YOU LOOK LIKE A DUDE. dude.
now she hates me, haha. fuck her.
oh yeah. the last time I was mistaken for a female was when I was ten having an early lunch with my grandmother at a diner at a mall. the waitress was all like.... are you two ladies enjoying your meal? my grandmother just look at her.... clearly he's a boy! we didn't tip her. I had long hair at the time and she was old so...
she's complaining about how somebody at some bar called her sir. all like.... so what if im a lesbian! doesn't mean that I want to be referred to as a male! and she goes on this long rant about how she's not one of those lesbians that want's to actually be a male and to be referred to as a male. it's like she doesn't get it all that she looks like a straight up dude.
everyone else(mostly other girls) is all like...OMG such jerks! I can't believe he would say such a thing to you! as if he did it on purpose.
and im all like... well you look like a dude.... we(all the other guys) all thought you were a dude. YOU LOOK LIKE A DUDE. dude.
now she hates me, haha. fuck her.
oh yeah. the last time I was mistaken for a female was when I was ten having an early lunch with my grandmother at a diner at a mall. the waitress was all like.... are you two ladies enjoying your meal? my grandmother just look at her.... clearly he's a boy! we didn't tip her. I had long hair at the time and she was old so...