i miss talking shit with random strangers on the internet

[TurdBerglar]

seems like people don't like doing that anymore :(

[Guy Incognito]

i have nothing to say but i think its not right to not have responses to this thread.

you do come up with some random stuff which i always enjoy reading if not always responding.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm always surprised by how many people still come here. Like, not many people post but whenever some shit goes down suddenly they're all crawling out the woodwork.

[Lyman Zerga]

they can suck me sideways

[TurdBerglar]

I can't stand it when you go to a fast food joint and the person ordering in front of you has no fucking clue what they're doing. asking crazy questions and taking way too fucking long. and you're standing behind them screaming to yourself all like.... NO THEY DON'T HAVE FUCKING KEY LIME PIE! IT'S A FUCKING GOD DAMN SUBWAY!

then the two white trash all-stars sitting at the other table are trying to flirt with you and get you to sit with them. and you just want to sit down by yourself in peace and eat your sandwich then go back to work. fuck off with your meth faces and yellow teeth and your C-section scars that everyone can see because if your cheap ass booty shorts were rolled down any lower your nasty ass cunt would be on display to these (mostly)fine patrons of subway.

[Lyman Zerga]

whats the point of a c-section scar when you cant show it off?

[Guy Incognito]

white trash all stars is a good name for a band

[Dorothy Wood]

I sometimes come here to make threads and then erase everything. I'm increasingly self-conscious about everything I share online because it doesn't feel anonymous anymore. Also all I ever seem to want to do is complain, and then I get embarrassed about how crabby I am. Or how bossy I get. Here or in comment threads anywhere else. I have dramatically reduced my online commentary across the board. Maybe just because I'm getting old though.

I could complain about yuppies ruining my life, but I think I make people too upset when I complain about white people. I mean even my friend who golfs and owns a condo and a French bull dog, and is white, complains about white people. There needs to be a new name...I guess yuppie works? Just sounds so 80s. I googled "yuppie invasion" and the first result referenced my neighborhood, ha. Time to move!

[TurdBerglar]

yuppies are just as bad as hoodrats

[TurdBerglar]

and why does this one shirt that I have give me BO. I only get BO when I wear this shirt.

[Guy Incognito]

stop wearing it then. buy another one:p

[TAL]

and why does this one shirt that I have give me BO. I only get BO when I wear this shirt.

It probably says BJ, but someone filled in the J.

[abbott]

im saving for braces

[Uru-Nitro]

I come here very often to read al your hilarious and/or serious threads. But I almost never post -only on the beastie boys forum- because my English is so poor that it takes me like forever to explain my points. At least I can read you well.(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

yuppies are just as bad as hoodrats

Yeah, there's more garbage everywhere now. More traffic, more graffiti, more panhandlers (actually there were none before), small groups of hobo crust punks, more petty crime, more noise, etc.

And everyone thinks they're so fucking cool for being here. I went to a new bar recently with my boyfriend and his parents, and we got such dirty looks from the patrons, like "how dare you bring olds in here!" I just laughed like "sorry to ruin your image but this place is down the street from where I've lived for 9 years, probably since you were in 8th grade, get over it". The staff was nice though.

Anyway, I'm still on a quest to find a peaceful life. It's hard because the world is full of jerks.

[TurdBerglar]

hobo crust punks?



if the british call diapers napkins what the fuck do they call napkins?

[Dorothy Wood]

http://thevillager.com/2013/03/28/a-crusty-proposal-crack-down-on-voluntary-homeless/

^fuckers like that. There's a group of them that now hang out near an underpass I travel through on my bike ride home from work. They ask for money and I just ignore them. They started showing up just a couple weeks ago. They popped up in the last neighborhood I was gentrified out of (a lawyer bought the building I lived in and kicked everyone out to make it a single family mansion because in his words "this neighborhood is up and coming".)

Yes, I'm bitter.

[TurdBerglar]

oh, there's this really bohemian lesbian college town up the river. it's like a place were you'd go to get a skirt made of hemp and then get your tragus pierced and get some obscure vinyl records. it has a real problem with douchebags pan handling. probably the same type of douchebags. the town put in these really ornate benches and then they had to take them out because the panhandlers would claim then as their own and fight over them and the people walking around shopping and stuff were getting accosted.

it's a cool place to go to if you don't mind being around white kids with dreadlocks playing hacky sack. you can get dirty looks if you're not cool enough though. but that's part of the fun because they're all a bunch of pussies.

it's really fun to go there with your ghetto ass puerto rican friends with their nikes and 80 dollar jean shorts and scare the shit out of these kids.

[Dorothy Wood]

It's weird how that kind of stuff hasn't changed much since the 90s. The hippie stuff, not the puerto rican friends.

Like you can still buy Bob Marley posters and beaded curtains and incense and it's exactly the same shit they were selling to teenagers 20 years ago. The 90s version of the 70s just seems like a weird thing to be still around.

[Lex Diamonds]

oh, there's this really bohemian lesbian college town up the river. it's like a place were you'd go to get a skirt made of hemp and then get your tragus pierced and get some obscure vinyl records. it has a real problem with douchebags pan handling. probably the same type of douchebags. the town put in these really ornate benches and then they had to take them out because the panhandlers would claim then as their own and fight over them and the people walking around shopping and stuff were getting accosted.

it's a cool place to go to if you don't mind being around white kids with dreadlocks playing hacky sack. you can get dirty looks if you're not cool enough though. but that's part of the fun because they're all a bunch of pussies.

it's really fun to go there with your ghetto ass puerto rican friends with their nikes and 80 dollar jean shorts and scare the shit out of these kids.
(y)

[abbott]

North Korea threatens to wage war on USA over Seth Rogen and James Franco’s Kim Jong-un assassination film

I read the article and I could not help but think North Korea must have invested in this film.

[TurdBerglar]

the local six flags is closing down this epic wooden roller coaster that's scary as shit and beats the snot out of you. I almost fell out of it when I was ten. it's from a time way before the park was bought out by six flags and when it was actually a nice pleasant place to hang out at. owned by a local family. I'd get a seasons pass every year and go there like once a week. you'd bump into your friends and just hang out and have fun. it was like going to a city park with greens spaces and trees that fucking had roller coasters, bumper cars and rides. since six flags has owned it, it's now completely over developed, over crowded and full of rude intruders and massive groups of people that are there together all excited and wearing corny t-shirts from whatever group they came with. waiting in line for fucking hours because it's so fucking packed. that roller coaster was ALWAYS the first and last ride we went on. tradition. im sad about this. it's strange. I haven't been there in so long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e3jdLavI5E

[abbott]

six flags over texas was a baby sitter for my parents when I was between 1-4 grade. They would drop me off and pick me up at the end of the day. Now they look to see kids have adult supervision.

we had the wooden Judge Roy Scream that was all wood and looked like it was about to fall apart as you were riding.

Anyway, you know what is fucked up? Waving at people riding motorcycles.

[TurdBerglar]

1-4 grade??? the fuck?

[abbott]

1-4 grade??? the fuck?

yep

dont forget I was crew leader at Chick-Fil-A with 3 years experience at 15.

Six Falgs, no adults, and a $20 bill.

or Wet and Wild which was probably cooler to me.

Drop off at 10 and pick up at 7. Cheapest day care in town.

[abbott]

i think that was part of my 6th grade weed smoking kick off that I hope some day does not spread to my kids till they are at least 21.

FYI fuck the heroin. My friend just lost his son.

[abbott]

oh yea

taking my wife to 311 tonight

[pshabi]

and why does this one shirt that I have give me BO. I only get BO when I wear this shirt.

Is it Dri Fit or some other type of "performance material?" Poly-Blend?

[TurdBerglar]

nah. it's just a plain old cotton t-shirt. I have one in blue and one in red. the blue one makes me reek but not the red one.

[abbott]

whattha

fucka

isa

Chinese downhill?

[miss soul fire]

No more foreign friends for me, which sucks.(n)(n)

I still love my avatar though.

[Lex Diamonds]

No more foreign friends for me, which sucks.(n)(n)
Huh??

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec

I get really addicted to this song every once in a while

it's so fucking infectious

so much funk. so smooth and quirky. weird perfection.

[Lex Diamonds]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec

I get really addicted to this song every once in a while

it's so fucking infectious

so much funk. so smooth and quirky. weird perfection.
Ya boy Johnny Lennon on backing vocals, too. Classic.

[TurdBerglar]

Later... With Jools Holland is an incredible show

[Lex Diamonds]

Later... With Jools Holland is an incredible show
It sure is... I grew up on that shit as a child. I remember having the Later 1995 mix CD. Shit like Ocean Colour Scene, Suede, Paul Weller and the rest. Pure gold.

[TurdBerglar]

I don't think the show has been broadcasted for very long over here. just discovered it within the year. Has introduced to me a lot of bands I wasn't aware of. I like how everything has a live band. even the rap, hip hop and pop shit that is made almost strictly with samples and computers have full backing bands for their performances. makes that type of music SOOO much better.

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.masslive.com/news/worcester/index.ssf/2014/07/uxbridge_police_warn_against_p.html#incart_river_d efault

[Dorothy Wood]

Hahahaha, pooping on trains. Why?! Haha!

[abbott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfs7K89FlzI&sns=em

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZFuw7a13E#t=433

try to ignore the douchey announcers

[miss soul fire]

Huh??

I used to talk to some people online, especially foreigners and I liked it, now I don't talk to them anymore, just because. I liked it very much though.(y)

[GreenEarthAl]

ATTN: MSF

Roby,

Please watch this video and tell me what they're talking about if you want to. It makes me very curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9We-_vQSlI

[miss soul fire]

ATTN: MSF

Roby,

Please watch this video and tell me what they're talking about if you want to. It makes me very curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9We-_vQSlI

Dear AL,

Basically this song says:

"I only know how to live my life if I see myself with you forever
I only know how to dream in life if I dream about you forever

I only know how to suffer in life if I suffer together with you forever
I only know how to enjoy life if I enjoy it with you forever"

When they say "enjoy" it could also be an intended pun meaning "cum", because the verb "gozar" in Portuguese means "enjoy" and also "cum" depending on the context.

And there's a bunch of "tubaribiriba" and "dandindan" which means nothing. Hihi.:D

I hope this helps.:)

[camo]

I used to talk to some people online, especially foreigners and I liked it, now I don't talk to them anymore, just because. I liked it very much though.(y)

But you're doing it now :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

do people still sit out on their front porch during thunderstorms just to experience the thunderstorm?

[miss soul fire]

But you're doing it now :confused:

It's just not the same. Hihihihi.:D

I'm old now.:p

[Yeti]

do people still sit out on their front porch during thunderstorms just to experience the thunderstorm?

I do not have a front porch. I do sit on my screened in porch on the back of my house though.

[TurdBerglar]

i always manage to get caught in storms while out biking. there's this large grandstand for the baseball fields at the park i bike at. it's cool place to take refuge during a crazy storm. you have this massive field and open sky all around you.

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_RAZx2_aA

[kate]

HI!

[abbott]

I saw this shit

If I had the video I would have 10k
Anyway
H
Fat chick with 150 pound ass drops a Harley on her leg

Then she escapes

Then she tries to pick up her bike

Her as was at least 150 pounds

She could not pick up her bike

I was waiting on her to turn

Other closer helped

Her ass was bigger than the bike

Her trying to pick up the bike solo on video would of won me $10 k

No video

I was 2?min late

Her Harley had fucked up dents on the right side

Peace out for now

[abbott]

I mean she dropped her bike on her leg

She then tried to pick up her bike

She was going no where

The 2 cars closer to me jumped out and helped

I was 15 minutes late to my girlies

They did not understand

[Lyman Zerga]

cool story, bro

[Yetra Flam]

I can't write about this anywhere else because people will think I'm either being judgemental or gross, but....

Every time I go to the gym, there is this girl there who completely stinks up the locker room with what Im assuming is her vagina. It is horrible. I think maybe she has a problem or an infection or something. Can a person complain about this? Is it mean or inappropriate?

[camo]

It's just not the same. Hihihihi.:D

I'm old now.:p

Ok, Hello old Roby, I'm in England, it's sunny. Discuss.

[camo]

I can't write about this anywhere else because people will think I'm either being judgemental or gross, but....

Every time I go to the gym, there is this girl there who completely stinks up the locker room with what Im assuming is her vagina. It is horrible. I think maybe she has a problem or an infection or something. Can a person complain about this? Is it mean or inappropriate?

Is the funk really offending you? If so then yes. You're paying (a probably huge) membership to be there and therefore entitled to express dismay with whatever is causing you concern in there.

You're also probably doing a service by complaining anyway - If she's got a 'foisty chuff' then she's probably been stinking up all of the equipment as well. Yuck!

A few months back I was sat in an empty train carriage on my daily commute. Just before the train set off a guy came and sat across from me on a bank of four facing seats. He had the whole carriage to choose from but for some reason, decided to sit right there. I personally found this a bit weird. He absolutely stunk. It was a mixture of stale B.O and ass. His clothes looked relatively clean but the smell was excruciatingly vile. So I had to make a decision - do I tell him or just get up and move seats? Before I had even thought about it I blurted out 'Dude, do you realise you absolutely stink?'. He just sat there looking shocked and dumbfounded. I think I was so disgusted that I just went into automatic.

If I'm being honest, I didn't really feel that bad for pointing it out. Surely personal hygiene is a type of social responsibility!?!?

[Lyman Zerga]

Surely personal hygiene is a type of social responsibility!?!?

should be

[Bob]

Is the funk really offending you? If so then yes. You're paying (a probably huge) membership to be there and therefore entitled to express dismay with whatever is causing you concern in there.

You're also probably doing a service by complaining anyway - If she's got a 'foisty chuff' then she's probably been stinking up all of the equipment as well. Yuck!

A few months back I was sat in an empty train carriage on my daily commute. Just before the train set off a guy came and sat across from me on a bank of four facing seats. He had the whole carriage to choose from but for some reason, decided to sit right there. I personally found this a bit weird. He absolutely stunk. It was a mixture of stale B.O and ass. His clothes looked relatively clean but the smell was excruciatingly vile. So I had to make a decision - do I tell him or just get up and move seats? Before I had even thought about it I blurted out 'Dude, do you realise you absolutely stink?'. He just sat there looking shocked and dumbfounded. I think I was so disgusted that I just went into automatic.

If I'm being honest, I didn't really feel that bad for pointing it out. Surely personal hygiene is a type of social responsibility!?!?

one thing about that, and i'm not saying that it's the case here, but it is a thing--some people who stink can't do anything about it. i dunno what causes it, but there is a condition which causes you to smell all the time no matter how much you bathe and do laundry


he could've been just a scrub but he also could have not been

[camo]

one thing about that, and i'm not saying that it's the case here, but it is a thing--some people who stink can't do anything about it. i dunno what causes it, but there is a condition which causes you to smell all the time no matter how much you bathe and do laundry


he could've been just a scrub but he also could have not been

Yeah I totally understand that. I'm aware of a medical condition that causes some sort of a fishy odour to be emitted and that some people have sweat gland problems, but this dude just had terrible personal hygiene.

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-VNCGBDRU

[Bob]

i liked it right up until that bit at the end about the cat

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHAEcx_LlYE

[abbott]

So

I went on a 2 day boys days out

Picked up Saturday 8 am

Return Sunday 8 pm

2 rounds of golf

3 hours of sleep

Driven in the 6 series convertible


Anyway. Thought my wife was cool about it all.

Here's the email I sent her today. After she hasn't talked to me for the day. She emailed me telling me I don't make her a big enough priority... My response

​It kills me that I make you feel this way. I hate myself. You are the one person that has killed yourself trying to help me.

I have taken everything in my life for granted.

I hate learning how big of a looser I am.

I will never make you take care of the dog while I fish again. I hope I can help you be happy. That is all I ever really wanted for you, is for you to be happy. I dont mean to cause you pain.

I have lived my selfish life and had more than I ever deserved. I dont care if I ever have a selfish day in my life again.



So. When she bitches.
I think she loves me.

[abbott]

Oh yea. For the record. I've never cheated on my wife. I've never hit her either.

But I enjoyed those thc gummy bears from Denver for sure

[abbott]

So.. no action at all till Friday.

So ... like 5 days ... no action WTF??

Monday and Tuesday ... well your bitching at me about what I should do, I guess you love me. Its not like your telling me to stay away, or to go on longer trips.

Wednesday ... she starts to ask me about the girls....

I mean what girls ... those nasty bitches those drunk dumb asses were fucking? ......

I just want the KGB .... killer green bud, and those THC gummy bears.


Anyway no girl stories for me. Guess I made a mistake telling you I was out till 4am. Making sure my buddies got home with me. Breaking up fights.

Friday? Im in love. Seems I should do it all agin just for Friday.

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/09/idaho_teen_lights_drivers_armp.html#incart_river

[abbott]

So I'm pumped up about tommrow. My oldest's first tournament since she made the cut on the golf team.

[cosmo105]

Oh yea. For the record. I've never cheated on my wife. I've never hit her either.

well then! aren't you a model citizen

[abbott]

well then! aren't you a model citizen

Shit I'm the biggest fuck up that you don't know

Nice shit talking

I did not mean to sound judgmental towards lying cheaters or wife beaters

[cosmo105]

just saying, that's not really something that makes for a good defense (at least that's what point it sounded like you were trying to make). that's something that everyone should expect at the very least from his or her partner. not trying to get into it with you or whatever.

[abbott]

I mean I was out all night. 2 rounds of golf. 20 beers. All kinds of the thc/KGB

It was total excess

Left my wife and 2 kids at home for the weekend

I need some week lame ass justification.

FYI. I'm not excepting next years invitation to the event

[TurdBerglar]

whaaaa?

[camo]

whaaaa?

i miss randomly talking random shit with random strangers, randomly on the random internet. Randomly.

[abbott]

Was I not random enough

I like old Cadillacs

[camo]

Random Cadillacs? :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck. look at these white people tearing it up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHANNkKBSNU

[abbott]

No confidentiality…

So at the end, the last word…. No confidentiality….

I guess that means I can talk about it….

I mean when the insurance paid guy say @ $350 dollar per hour guy says…

no its not that simple. We cant end it right now and be done that easily. 3 attorneys and myself get paid by the hour, you’ll be here all day. Cancel your tee time. 8 hours later, we are all on the same page I was on at 9:30 am. I am so happy the attorneys got paid by my Insurance. Not to be confused with health insurance.

Anyway, the only other bigger misuse of funds I have seen is the tax paid attorney. That’s a whole other confidential deal.

I am guessing when the BB sued monster, they paid the attorneys cash, leading to a quick resolution….

On another note I got offered a job by a high profile law enforcement type to buy weed. Sounds cool, but I cant get paid to put my friends in jail. Not to mention I have to buy it without smoking it if i accept.

[TurdBerglar]

check this shit out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZVQm1ENqY

[Dorothy Wood]

check this shit out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZVQm1ENqY

cool jam

[ma belle]

Well I haven't darkened this doorstep for a while! Hi all old and new. And here's some random shit for you-

I recommend cheesy chocky biscuits to quell insatiable munchies..
Take any cheese and place a slice on any chocolate biscuit and voila!
The more expensive the cheese and biscuit the bigger the hit.

I should say, a biscuit in the UK is a close proximity to a cookie in the US, but its drier and more crunchy… like this - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/fun/news/a514063/chocolate-digestive-voted-uks-favourite-biscuit.html#~p0wAWtRbAnfuE6

Definitely not a biscuit like in the US though.

[Michelle*s_Farm]

Well I haven't darkened this doorstep for a while! Hi all old and new. And here's some random shit for you-

I recommend cheesy chocky biscuits to quell insatiable munchies..
Take any cheese and place a slice on any chocolate biscuit and voila!
The more expensive the cheese and biscuit the bigger the hit.

I should say, a biscuit in the UK is a close proximity to a cookie in the US, but its drier and more crunchy… like this - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/fun/news/a514063/chocolate-digestive-voted-uks-favourite-biscuit.html#~p0wAWtRbAnfuE6

Definitely not a biscuit like in the US though.

This is an important and seldom appreciated cultural distinction. I do find that "cookie" is catching on in the UK though. Regardless, the population appears to be divided in its usage and the acceptance of the word "cookie" for "biscuit".

On a somewhat related note, I find it strange that Christmas crackers are not crackers at all. Also a tea biscuit is not a biscuit. Strange how a few hundred years can make communication in English so confusing due to divergent cultural evolution between two english cultures divided by the Atlantic ocean. Also, who gives the English the right to own the English language -- irony with a wink.

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvDa7JxosuE&x-yt-ts=1422327029&x-yt-cl=84838260#t=21

[ma belle]

http://youtu.be/hxPsXPCR5MU

[Homsar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fidQfxO5zM

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmH3Gwf9UiY

[Dorothy Wood]

I have a weird undiagnosed throat infection/inflammation, it's getting better, but I'm waiting for lab results to see what it is. Also what's dumb is, I slept half the day on Tuesday (not on purpose, just felt shitty and dosed off on the couch) in a weird position and fucked up my hip tendons, so it hurts to sit and lie down. So I've just been standing and walking as much as possible, but I'm sick ish, so I wanna relax, but I can't. What a dumb week. Could be worse I guess.

[YoungRemy]

Hi Dorothy, I hope everything is alright. I had some weird similar issues and my thyroid tested way high. I was almost relieved to hear there was an answer. I even had the sore throat when I swallowed and everything was pointing to the thyroid gland and it seemed I was on my way to treatment...

But then it tested normal and I am still feeling lethargic, sluggish and cloudy headed. message from DR. - no more treatment or evaluation is required. so I am even more frustrated and confused than before. fuck that doctor. well, I hope it works out for you.

[TurdBerglar]

winter doldrums

[Dorothy Wood]

Hi Dorothy, I hope everything is alright. I had some weird similar issues and my thyroid tested way high. I was almost relieved to hear there was an answer. I even had the sore throat when I swallowed and everything was pointing to the thyroid gland and it seemed I was on my way to treatment...

But then it tested normal and I am still feeling lethargic, sluggish and cloudy headed. message from DR. - no more treatment or evaluation is required. so I am even more frustrated and confused than before. fuck that doctor. well, I hope it works out for you.

Thanks, I think I'll be alright. My hips are better after a little Advil and stretching. The throat was never diagnosed, tested negative for typical infections, but I think I know what it is...a fungal infection. I have been really stressed out and it's dry, and I was eating a lot of sugar and starchy food, way more cheese, and chocolate milk, probably drinking booze too often too. So, I stopped eating sugar and refined carbs. Gargled with salt water, and my throat got better. It's still healing, so I have a cool deep voice now, but I think I solved it. If not, gotta find a specialist who won't just shrug it off because I seem healthy. But that'll be $$$$, so I hope it clears like it seems to be.

I miss all the garbage I was eating, and drinking at band practice, but I feel way better without it.

[Adam]

I'm thinking of buying a public toilet.

Seriously (http://catalogue.auctions.savills.co.uk/nottingham/online-catalogue/#&&s=6dfb461a-f651-48c2-a2bc-2e96e1788f57).

[Yetra Flam]

When you start working at a new place and your boss is all like "you don't have to worry here, I'm a cool, laid back boss" you just know they're gonna be a huge asshole who constantly busts your balls. And if it's a male boss they're going to be all gross and sleazy with the younger women staff.

[mikizee]

When you start working at a new place and your boss is all like "you don't have to worry here, I'm a cool, laid back boss" you just know they're gonna be a huge asshole who constantly busts your balls. And if it's a male boss they're going to be all gross and sleazy with the younger women staff.

Do you have an american accent yet?

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1MDOerruDU

strangely satisfying

[Yetra Flam]

Do you have an american accent yet?

Maybe like 50-60 % American accent

[abbott]

i could tell you shit but you would never believe it.

Wait, maybe you would...

you have been the most tolerant of those I have known.

I am alone in a new tragedy, all alone.

Well I am just selfish and thinking of myself.

And thinking of you.

[TurdBerglar]

this crazy old bastard and his buddies....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHDA5nHlDrQ



ball swinging swagger

[abbott]

Being old is not a deal killer

But that... can't feel my face...

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvPvQjDU7_c&app=desktop

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs&ebc=ANyPxKoaSmg3UmrUCaqYZTx_fwSRIY9tfkv2RQdFURXkCL 0Z9GzgC0W3GYq-Tugwr1LAa9dD2a4eQwKwrp7Imup3ic6QOu2TfQ

[TurdBerglar]

my new favorite channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxDycguIWXI

[Dorothy Wood]

my new favorite channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxDycguIWXI

hahahaha, the giggling wife is hilarious. And he's Finnish! yes!

[TurdBerglar]

yeah the wife gets me every time. she's so delighted!

I bet it's this guy:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AEoOSMyRBmg/maxresdefault.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPMi136tURg&sns=em

[TurdBerglar]

my new new favorite youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTbsbpB65I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKJgGzdMLnU

[TurdBerglar]

cat gives up, accepts its fate, waits to die.

http://i.imgur.com/nWGiaHO.gifv

[TurdBerglar]

shockingly good cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi49yirJiEA

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnZxfkkoKQ

[TurdBerglar]

fucking dark as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNHFU5ZjfLU&list=PL7vysk1Cj9PZB1dsJen0bmx3QEZJqpI5o&index=2

[abbott]

fyi I have front row seats to see Vanilla Ice and Salt n Pepa tonight. Got the tickets from my kids for fathers day. They told me to enjoy the oldies show.

[abbott]

I ended up on stage dancing with Salt n Pepa
Then later ended up on stage dancing with Vanilla Ice.

I think it was my Beastie Boys t-shirt that got me selected. The one with MCA dressed up as a deviled egg playing B-ball with the group.

Also, between the 2 groups was a set of Beastie Boys songs.

I just think if you have a chance to dance on stage with Salt n Pepa you gota do it.

[Dorothy Wood]

Yes, I agree, I can't imagine passing that up!

[mikizee]

What's up cunts!

[ericg]

I ended up on stage dancing with Salt n Pepa
Then later ended up on stage dancing with Vanilla Ice.

I think it was my Beastie Boys t-shirt that got me selected. The one with MCA dressed up as a deviled egg playing B-ball with the group.

Also, between the 2 groups was a set of Beastie Boys songs.

I just think if you have a chance to dance on stage with Salt n Pepa you gota do it.


shake your thang (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7G0drdJPqs)

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MLeME9PieI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYe_vjWdTIA

have to watch!

[abbott]

ive had 10 beers in the past 100 days.

posted 3 of my best golf rounds ever

got a new tattoo, no beers involved

lost 25 pounds since November When I hit my all time peak weight. Pretty much from no beer and light work out.

My wife is so happy about me not drinking, she got me a bong. But she told me I couldn't take it to her sisters house on our visit. She finally believes weed is better than alcohol. I guess its the first time since we were dating that I am high without beer. She's not into it herself though.

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_USHKQ4Ntc8

[TurdBerglar]

Check out this motley crew. All done on the fly. What the fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY0hA4kduC8

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqshkp2KVCo

[Junker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqshkp2KVCo

Oh my God! This is too cute to handle