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Echewta 04-14-2011 09:30 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
You are an adult. Single. Go for it. Friendship will last if its meant to. Have some fun, you need it.

Drederick Tatum 04-15-2011 12:58 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
yeah do it. if it gets dramatic that just makes life more interesting.

Adam 04-15-2011 01:38 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drederick Tatum (Post 1757351)
yeah do it. if it gets dramatic that just makes life more interesting.

And the board (y)(y) :cool: ;)

Belt Parkway 04-15-2011 07:29 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Pray to God...if you're going to do the p in the v, rub one out for him first so the p is in the v for longer than 45 seconds. If there's that much sexual tension, things will blow quickly.

DipDipDive 04-15-2011 10:51 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
I don't do hjs!

Adam 04-15-2011 10:54 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
why not?

Belt Parkway 04-15-2011 11:15 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1757384)
I don't do hjs!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam (Post 1757385)
why not?

Yeah, why not? Even my old lady will shine the ol' bayonet* every once in a while.

*it's not really the size of a bayonet...more like a crayola crayon.

DipDipDive 04-15-2011 11:31 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
I think they're silly and pointless. I'll give one if requested, but that has never happend. No one I've ever dated / slept with has been into them. If I'm going downtown, it's going to be with my mouth.

Why bother doing something to a guy that he can just as easily do to himself?

Adam 04-15-2011 11:45 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
I like HJs, it's different when someone else is doing it for you. Mouth is better tho.

Echewta 04-15-2011 11:52 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Popcorn bucket.

venusvenus123 04-15-2011 12:15 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
I always thought Belt Parkway was a woman.
:confused:

This thread is hilarious. :D

Belt Parkway 04-15-2011 12:47 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by venusvenus123 (Post 1757393)
I always thought Belt Parkway was a woman.
:confused:

hahaha...nope.

Belt Parkway 04-15-2011 12:50 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam (Post 1757390)
I like HJs, it's different when someone else is doing it for you. Mouth is better tho.

Yep, the orgasm is much more intense.

DipDipDive 04-15-2011 02:22 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Echewta (Post 1757391)
Popcorn bucket.

You would.

Echewta 04-15-2011 03:12 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Want to go see a movie?

miss soul fire 04-15-2011 04:27 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
I wanna know how did go. If it already went.:D

DipDipDive 04-17-2011 05:35 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.
(y)

paul jones 04-17-2011 08:28 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1757589)
We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.
(y)

good for you! (y)

Belt Parkway 04-20-2011 09:52 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1757589)
We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.
(y)

Performance anxiety? Excessive gas after the bean burritos?

Myu-to 04-20-2011 11:41 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1757589)
We had a pretty awkward sexual experience friday night and a really fun one this morning. I don't regret either. We are still totally bffs and no one is catching feelings.
(y)

Catching feelings, no. Catching crabs, maybe.

rirv 04-21-2011 02:23 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
I'll be up front here: I haven't really read any of this thread, but when pics and videos are posted could somebody please let me know. Thanks.

DipDipDive 04-21-2011 04:11 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Belt Parkway (Post 1757944)
Performance anxiety? Excessive gas after the bean burritos?

A little bit of both, actually. No joke. :o

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myu-to (Post 1758109)
Catching feelings, no. Catching crabs, maybe.

YES YOU ARE CORRECT I AM PROMISCUOUS AND DISEASED.

Bob 04-21-2011 05:26 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1758290)
A little bit of both, actually. No joke. :o



YES YOU ARE CORRECT I AM PROMISCUOUS AND DISEASED.

don't forget "full of farts"

DIGI 04-22-2011 11:08 AM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Fartin' Lara.

DipDipDive 04-22-2011 12:32 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Nuh uh, not me! He was the gassy one!

DIGI 04-22-2011 12:55 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
...and you played him like a tuba.

cosmo105 04-26-2011 01:48 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
I know I'm late but I will say that I regret my past transgressions with friends. Not that the friendships didn't survive - they did, for the most part, only one or two either got weird about it or took it too seriously and went crazy pants on me - but it eventually came out when being honest about my history with my bf. We both revealed the things we had done with friends, who are still in our lives, and it became kind of an awkward shitty mess at first. We both got over it a looooong time ago, but it took a while. Both of us experienced that it was really uncomfortable shaking their hand for the first time or whatever, thinking YOU HAVE SEEN HIM NAKERS OMG. That's the only thing I really regret about it. I know not everyone is as transparent about their history with partners, but my guy and I chose to be upfront about it and agreed that we both wished we had chosen other bang buddies.

cosmo105 04-26-2011 01:50 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
Also, HJs are a nice alternative sometimes and it definitely is different from a guy doing it for himself. HJs (y)

Echewta 04-26-2011 01:56 PM

Re: Kind of the opposite of being friends with an ex: doing a friend.
 
What if you take the skin boat to tuna town with a girl who isn't really a good friend while listening to "Thank you for being a friend?" The theme from the Golden Girls? Same thing? Still count? What about a HJ while watching an episode of "Friends?"


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