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I don't remember if I responded to this but oh well.

I'm 22 years old, I found a girl I liked, and wanted to make a move. No plans of marriage or waiting until I'm financially secure in my endeavors required. I just wanted somebody to be with until the time comes when I'm ready to actually move forward with my life. I never said anything about marriage and quite frankly since we're not even a couple that shouldn't even be brought up, and I don't care if those sexy ladies who had their fill of college athletes will start jocking the guys who made something of themselves. That's further on down the line and that vaguely suggests I should remain alone for the time being to focus on my career, when this is really the prologue to the remaining chapters of my life. I'm going to have a career, yes, and a wife and some kids, but right now, all I wanted was that one girl.

And, like I already said earlier, I'm not going to get that girl, career and marriage and athletes be damned.

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This is a great thread. Good work, Adam f.

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Take it from him.


Toucan has apparently become Donald Trump and now has models fawning over his bank statement.

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Toucan fucked my sister then phoned me the next morning to tell me she was a sack of spuds. :(

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since this thread toucan actually reminds me of that ginger guy of that 'the apprentice' show (first season)

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You're all FIRED.

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ahahahaha

adam_f, if it's any consolation, I still love you.

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he once did the same thing to me. i was all "but toucan that's crazy, i don't even have a sister" and he said "yeah well i'm so rich that i bought you one, then i fucked her - DEAL WITH IT" and i was like "damn"

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And I'll let you love me...all night long ;)

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but can you keep up?

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I'll probably doze off or read Us Weekly.

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Well I for one don't understand why the babes aren't queueing at his door. :confused:

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*snaps fingers* that's probably what she's into

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Adam, I'm glad you didn't say anything.

I found in the past that when the same thing happened with me it was far too late. Your better bet would have been trying to date her first and then evolving into just friends if that was how it was ment to be.

If you're into a chick put the moves on right away, if it doesn't work oh well. But once you become close with someone it just gets uncomfortable. If you feel some mutual attraction than ignore everything I have said. but if you aren't sure or think it might be you carrying that torch alone let it go and write an emo pop song about her.:cool:

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Just as a heads up, I did wind up telling her and she LOVES (she emphasized loves) being friends with me but that's about as far as it's gonna go. Apparently she was pretty much aware of my crush on her so it really wasn't news, and I guess now we just wait and see how awkward things are, but I don't think it'll be that bad.

So yeah, I feel better telling her even though it's not gonna work out but at the same time, this kinda sucks really bad.

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Yeah, I'm sure it does. Because it's a wound, you know? You're hurt. But the good news is, you'll heal. In the meantime, it's totally acceptable to take a day or two - but not any more than that - and feel completely and utterly sorry for yourself, lock yourself in your room, listen to songs that will make you cry, eat a gallon of ice cream (Ok maybe that part is a girl-thing, I dunno, do boys drown their sorrows in ice cream?). Then have a good nights sleep, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get on with life, soldier.

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I WANT TO SPEND TIME IN THE FRIEND ZONE

Let's trade places.

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Nah, whiskey.

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i'm glad you told her. glad you feel better too.


roll with the punches (y)

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do guys do this? do they stay only friends with a girl that's crushing on them? guys seem to get creeped out when a girl they have no interest in is crushing on them or they're just completely oblivious. females seem to love the fact of having some guy around that's crushing on them.

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I'll probably jerk off thinking of her one more time, and then I'll go back to being friends again.

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This was the funniest thing I've seen on this board in a long time. Glad you're doing alright with this stuff.

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I'll probably just masturbate...a lot.

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OK, that will probably work too.

Maybe have some ice cream too anyway, just for the hell of it. Why not.

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Here's hoping I don't cream on the ice cream (y)

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i offer you my support in this masturbatory time

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Pauli, I can't tell you how much that means to me. I'd appreciate anything you could do to help.

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Give him some material for the wank bank

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TSPAM is just saying this all because he's creeped girls out plenty of times by saying it and then scared off friends. Right? I used to get away with it just fine when I was younger and hotter and now that I'm fatter I scare people away too. What did I just say? I don't know. My point is: I have no fucking idea.

Okay edit. maybe I do. My closest friend out here told me he likes me (after he found out he and our other friend who I love were boning and he couldn't deal with it). I said uh, okay, not happening. Then recently he told me he's falling in love with me. It's hard to know what to do with that kind of information. Now I try not to talk about other dudes with him but yet again...he's my closest friend out here. And he's friends with the dude I am in love with (who I recently told that I like also.) It's all a giant mindfuck huh?

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yeah, fuck 2008 in general.