"men" who follow dumb rules
 

a man should ALWAYS use the grill

a man should always wear pants

a man should be a man at all times

a man should NEVER listen to anything that prevents him from his manhood of being a... man

men should be careful of crossing the boundries of being too UNman

a man should NEVER EVER fucking listen to culture club

A MAN DOES NOT CRY!

a man has the right to ridicule men who are fake imposter UNmen freaks

a man should always have a firm MANLY handshake

a man must remain bland at all times

oh my god! last but not fucking least! a man should pee standing up! LIKE A MAN! if any of you sissy fuckers pee sitting down you shall be banished from the man's man club immediately!

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I like to wear shorts sometimes

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I also enjoy shorts during the summer months...also I only pee sitting down after a poop

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i would have a firmer grip but i dont really care about the people I meet so im just like fuck it whatever

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sissy short wearin' fuckers. you aren't men.

shit standing up! like a real MAN!

i don't care if your a cripple! get on your damn feet and piss!

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I guess real men make emotional little threads on internet message boards crying about how stupid "men" rules are.

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Rob, I think you're confusing "real men" with "wussy chumps". Easy mistake to make, fixed now.

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damn! i've been out flexed! i'm drowning in testosterone! i've let "emotions" get the best of me!

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limp handshakes are the worst

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Jesus. The internet really is full of weirdos.

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hahaha

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always pick your nose and eat as many boogers as possible at every stopsign of an intersection.

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What's wrong with a firm handshake? only Gays, homos and fags have a limp handshake.

P.s. Gayest thread ever.

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How about those guys who like vagina's, what are they trying to prove?