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DIGI 08-14-2007 01:49 PM

Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
It seems to be a popular discussion at work today. A lot of women here refuse to admit that women use Playgirl and the like for masturbation purposes. I mean, if not, then what's the purpose? I figured I could get a straight answer here.

Rock 08-14-2007 02:19 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
I'm sure some do, but I've never met anyone that admitted to it, and I'm sure the people I talked to about it were telling the truth since they are pretty open. I think most people that own a Playgirl got it as a gag gift or something like that.
Or its a bi/gay dude that most likely does spackle the pages.

Don't most women tend to rock the little man in the boat about past experiences and not pictures?

insertnamehere 08-14-2007 02:22 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure people only ever buy playgirl as a joke. These women, do they deny masturbation, or just masturbation to playgirl? If they say they don't masturebate they're clearly lying. If they're just saying no to playgirl, I believe them.

DIGI 08-14-2007 02:35 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Oh, admitting masturbation isn't the issue. It's masturbation to Playgirl. Okay, point taken. I mostly thought women get off to past encounters, too, but I'm looking for that small dirty percentage. So the whole Playgirl mag franchise is based around gag gifts and lonely gay dudes? Come on, there can't be that many gags goin around to keep it afloat and you have to be a pretty sorry excuse for a gay guy if you can't find another gay dude to get with and resort to mag wankin. Gay dudes are like jack rabbits. I work with a few and all they talk about is sex.

adam_f 08-14-2007 02:41 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
I read Playgirl strictly for the articles and man ass.

DIGI 08-14-2007 02:43 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cmute rhyme (Post 1501812)
Maybe you should make this a poll?

Nah, I'm at work and already feel uncomfortable with the time I put into this thread.

Dorothy Wood 08-14-2007 02:46 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
I've only gotten playgirl for gag gifts. the last time I tried to get it, I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally found it at a weird adult shop, but they only had a two-pack of outdated issues.

the pictures are pretty gross. they seem more suited for gay guys than women. once I saw a good-looking hockey player in one...but generally they are pretty cringe-worthy.

I mean, there are some women who like beefy greasy men I guess...I just don't know any.

DIGI 08-14-2007 02:53 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood (Post 1501821)
I've only gotten playgirl for gag gifts. the last time I tried to get it, I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally found it at a weird adult shop, but they only had a two-pack of outdated issues.

Just happened to run across some issues during your search for whippets, huh?

beastieangel01 08-14-2007 03:15 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
I don't think I'd masturbate to playgirl. Just doesn't seem like something I'd get turned on by. I'm actually more turned on by a good looking face, and then personality aspects.

BUT
actual porn, you know, movies. Movement. That helps sometimes. Provided the guy is good looking. And the girl too, actually. Otherwise it ruins it because I sit there thinking to myself "god why would someone sleep with that."

So, you know.

Rock 08-14-2007 03:23 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
I think a better question is "Do women masturbate WITH a Playgirl?". Like roll it up and shove it up.

DIGI 08-14-2007 03:28 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Come on, girls!! Don't lie!!!

DIGI 08-14-2007 03:59 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ms Crafty (Post 1501834)
do it have girls in those mags too? cos i think i could only do it if it had dick-in-vag pics

That's a good question. I'm not sure. But it's pretty hot that you might possibly have a go with it given those circumstances.(y)

BBboy20 08-14-2007 04:09 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Why still photos of the bang train? I mean, all you need really is the internet. =/

Drederick Tatum 08-14-2007 04:11 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
I think girls masturbate to stuff like marriage, new upholstery, and kitchenware.

BBboy20 08-14-2007 04:13 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drederick Tatum (Post 1501853)
I think girls masturbate to stuff like marriage, new upholstery, and kitchenware.

LOLz good one, good one.

insertnamehere 08-14-2007 04:21 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Penis in vagina is def more of a turn on than penis by itself. I've seen a playgirl once that someone got to stick in the magazine rack in the TV room of my dorm at the time. I saw one picture in it and was like "ew ew ew ew gross"

Naked man posing holding his junk up is not attractive.

Randetica 08-14-2007 05:19 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
what crystal said

and yeah the playgirl wouldnt do much for me at all while i would have no problems to get off by looking at the playboy (y)


female bodies look always sexual while male bodies just remind me of sex when i see their boners and sometimes not even then LOL


but yeah porn movies are the best option (besides real sex i would guess)

Kid Presentable 08-14-2007 05:59 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by insertnamehere (Post 1501856)
holding his junk up

That's known as a 'hung chook'.

TAL 08-14-2007 06:01 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody hung chook tonight

Kid Presentable 08-14-2007 06:07 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
rofl

ms.peachy 08-14-2007 06:45 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Well I've not looked at a Playgirl recently, as in, not for probably well over a decade, but I did buy it on occasion when I was a single gal in my early 20's. This being back in the olden days before the internet brought naked people straight into your home without you having to go to the newstand or the back room at the video rental place, you see. I don't know that I would say I masturbated "to" it, in the sense that, it's not like I sat there flipping my happy switch whilst looking at the pics; more like, I used it as raw material for fantasy fodder. For example, let's say, there's a spread of some shots of a fit young fellow named, oh, let's call him Fernando. So I peruse my magazine, admire Fernando's considerable assets, la dee da. Then later on, or the next day, or whatever, I might find myself thinking, "Hmmm, I could do with a bit of Fernando about now", and follow that train of thought wherever it may lead.

Like that.

DandyFop 08-14-2007 06:49 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DIGI (Post 1501810)
I mostly thought women get off to past encounters, too,

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bob 08-14-2007 06:51 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ms.peachy (Post 1501937)
Well I've not looked at a Playgirl recently, as in, not for probably well over a decade, but I did buy it on occasion when I was a single gal in my early 20's. This being back in the olden days before the internet brought naked people straight into your home without you having to go to the newstand or the back room at the video rental place, you see. I don't know that I would say I masturbated "to" it, in the sense that, it's not like I sat there flipping my happy switch whilst looking at the pics; more like, I used it as raw material for fantasy fodder. For example, let's say, there's a spread of some shots of a fit young fellow named, oh, let's call him Fernando. So I peruse my magazine, admire Fernando's considerable assets, la dee da. Then later on, or the next day, or whatever, I might find myself thinking, "Hmmm, I could do with a bit of Fernando about now", and follow that train of thought wherever it may lead.

Like that.

so "yes"

ms.peachy 08-14-2007 07:06 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1501944)
so "yes"

Well I guess, if you think so. I mean my impression of men masturbating to porn mags - and admittedly my knowledge of this is limited - is that they actually sit (or stand or whatever) actually WITH the magazine, and are, like, looking at it whilst they do their thing. So that's how I interpreted the phrase "masturbate to". Kind of like, 'dancing TO music' - that would mean the music is playing there and then, right? Not like, it's a song you heard yesterday and have just now decided to dance.

Yetra Flam 08-14-2007 07:19 PM

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That kind of shit is for women in prison.

cosmo105 08-14-2007 08:34 PM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Bust's One-Handed Read is always a favorite in this household. it's a story, though. no pictures.


if men really knew what was in trashy romance novels they'd probably read them too. those things are horrifying, especially when your future mother-in-law leaves one open on a coffee table to a well-worn page...*shudder*

g-mile7 08-15-2007 02:49 AM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Shit in this digital age how the hell are porn magazines (excluding Playboy) still movin units? If U still getting off to magazines you've lost

Double if U actually bought the shit.

DIGI 08-15-2007 08:44 AM

Re: Do women masturbate to Playgirl?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DandyFop (Post 1501943)
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Did I miss something?


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