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Lex Diamonds 03-04-2009 01:48 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Baby girl gettin straight dick no cuddle
I make her pussy wet, leave dat bitch wit a puddle

Echewta 03-04-2009 02:16 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
True dat homeskillet. True dat.

Lex Diamonds 03-04-2009 02:24 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Ma leetle homie G can't you see I'm bustin free? :(

checkyourprez 03-04-2009 05:29 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Myu-to (Post 1652212)
Chicken of the sea?

yep, plenty of tuna out there.

Otis Driftwood 03-05-2009 09:37 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Maybe you should stop hitting on minors, pedo.

Yetra Flam 03-05-2009 05:45 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebasser (Post 1651972)
Zorra, are you just going to let him talk about you like this?


yeah because i go to malls. and beaches. and cook outs.

TurdBerglar 03-06-2009 12:02 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
dork

mikizee 03-06-2009 01:35 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam (Post 1652628)
yeah because i go to malls. and beaches. and cook outs.

Malls? Cook outs?? How long have you been in the US??? Have you not forgotten where you came from?

I bet you are one of those people who suddenly have a strong american accent, and lost their australian accent within hours of landing in the country. Like shitty actors like Portia De Rossi. You are, aren't you.

Lex Diamonds 03-06-2009 01:51 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Wow, you Aussies sure are smart.

(Mike, meet sarcasm, sarcasm, Mike)

TurdBerglar 03-06-2009 01:53 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
wait


aussies don't have cook outs? bullshit!

Gareth 03-06-2009 01:56 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
cooking on a bbq, you mean?
unheard of.

TurdBerglar 03-06-2009 01:58 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
honestly?

stop fucking with me!

mikizee 03-06-2009 02:53 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
We just don't call em 'cook outs'

An american term.

b i o n i c 03-06-2009 03:06 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mikizee (Post 1652718)
Malls? Cook outs?? How long have you been in the US??? Have you not forgotten where you came from?

I bet you are one of those people who suddenly have a strong american accent, and lost their australian accent within hours of landing in the country. Like shitty actors like Portia De Rossi. You are, aren't you.

no

hpdrifter 03-06-2009 02:18 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
I am from the US and I call them BBQs. :confused:

checkyourprez 03-07-2009 12:13 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mikizee (Post 1652740)
We just don't call em 'cook outs'

An american term.

what the fuck is a cookout?


we have BBQ's, berbaque's, and beerbq's. but we sure as hell don't have any cookouts.

TurdBerglar 03-07-2009 12:28 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
cooking outside.... cook out


what the fuck


maybe it's a new england thing

checkyourprez 03-07-2009 12:34 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
i get it.

i know what it is/means.

but we dont have them.

ET 03-07-2009 01:54 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
What? I love cuddling. It always leads to good things.

You got a cuddleholic on your hands though.

Dorothy Wood 03-07-2009 02:44 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
no, cook out is a thing outside of new england. I don't really know why it's so offensive to people in here.

it's a bbq, durr. sometimes people I know say "we're going to grill out", or "we're going to cook out". but normally the actual "event" is referred to as a "barbeque".


BFD

ericlee 03-07-2009 02:50 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
hey turd, quit moonwalking on your carpet with those air jordans on and laying next to your inflate a mate.

Can't blame em' for wanting to cuddle after that.

TurdBerglar 03-07-2009 02:53 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
we're gonna have a cook-out

ericlee 03-07-2009 03:17 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
bwahahaaha

Tzar 03-09-2009 10:46 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mikizee (Post 1652115)
2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

bahahaha fuck the rest of this thread.. this is in my sig now.

checkyourprez 03-09-2009 11:02 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ET (Post 1653029)
What? I love cuddling. It always leads to good things.

You got a cuddleholic on your hands though.

not always the case.

i know this one skank who specifically calls guys, leads them on, just so she can cuddle and it makes her feel better.

then she leaves and the guy gets nothing but blue balls.

that shit pisses me off. dont lead a guy on, get his dick hard, and than bounce.

and chicks wonder why guys act like assholes to them sometimes.

ET 03-09-2009 09:48 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
I've never had that problem. :confused:

On second thought, this girl sounds really selfish. What about your wants?

Your needs?

checkyourprez 03-09-2009 09:59 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ET (Post 1653560)
I've never had that problem. :confused:

On second thought, this girl sounds really selfish. What about your wants?

Your needs?

eggsactly. now you see it my way. she is an only child though, and very selfish with other things so that does make sense.


i will have no problem cuddling with my future wife or girlfriends i have had/will have.


but im talking about a girl who leads a guy on making him think hes going to get something. honestly a chick like that is flirting a fine line. if she gets the wrong guy in the wrong situation she is looking to get raped. as disgusting as i really think that is, not all men are of the moral quality of me.

Knuckles 03-09-2009 10:04 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1653564)
not all men are of the moral quality of me.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

checkyourprez 03-09-2009 10:07 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
;)

a lot of what i say is for jokes. but in reality i have the utmost moral fiber sown into the fabric of my being.

Nuzzolese 03-11-2009 09:39 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1653564)
but im talking about a girl who leads a guy on making him think hes going to get something. honestly a chick like that is flirting a fine line. if she gets the wrong guy in the wrong situation she is looking to get raped.

And I say the tease would have had it coming!


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