I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

*Places flag of cookiepuss firmly in keyboard* Attention residents of the BBMB, I hereby claim this message board for myself. Any one who who opposes my authority shall be taken in to custody by my royal guards and sold into slavery. Now, there are too many residents here and I need more room for my minions, so some of you will be recieving some lovely parting gifts in the form of these lovely warm blankets that were donated by the 5th wing of the Bird Flu infestation ward. (y)

thank you for your compliance and have a nice day....

Sincerely,

Conquistador cookiepuss

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

Goldust will be your slave.....

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

Can Goldust give Qdrop sodomy?

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

As long as I have some visits from cookiepuss (wearing a corset, preferably), I'm down with the cookiepuss conquest!

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

thank you kind sir. I would like to extend you an offer to join my royal guard.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

sweet... er what's the flag look like?

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

giving Sodomy is reserved for royalty. receiving sodomy is allowed for anyone.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

err.. quite similar to a vagina giving birth to a chocolate chip cookie.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

odd, and whats that represent?

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I will thwart ALL assassination attempts. (y)

No need to pay me or anything. I'll accept those visits with you in a corset as payment...

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

pssshhhh. pussy + cookie = cookiepuss. duh. Ok here's your blanket, move along.

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oh right i didn't notice that heh.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

I'm cool with this, however I bow to no one.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

the country of cookiepuss bows to no one! we do have a secret handshake though.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

You keep your handshake, our alliance is shakey at best. :mad:

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

yes I realize this transition will be difficult for some of you, but in time you will come to appriciate my evil ways.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

what are the lyrics to the anthem?

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dude what kind of country do you think we are? we don't sing gay-ass anthems.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

fine :mad:

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

It's a country with a vagina and a cookie on the flag, I'd assume a song by N*Sync would be the national anthem.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

NO ANTHEM!

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how bout a song that states who we are and what were all about?

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

no. if this province has a poet laurete he/she may compose a NATIONAL DRINKING SONG, but not an anthem.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

What about a pledge?

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cool

soo, i guess you can order me around for a while i guess, got nun better to do

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See this is the problem with democracy, you need all these anthems and pledges and crap to make people feel like they are making a choice and giving thier alligence to thier country.

this is simple. I rule, you do what I say. I care not if you feel all warm and fuzzy toward the nation of cookiepuss.

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

^Dude, wipe off your mouth. You got pussy crumbs all over you!

Ew, when you said "warm and fuzzy" then "cookiepuss" it sounded funny, was that what you were intending? That's true though. So who will be recieving the parting gifts? :D

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

well I chose this as my moment to conquer the board because there is currently so much strife about lately. I plan to wait and let the locals kill eachother off, then I shall assess the casualties and send in the royal guard to dispose of any left over rif-raff.

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I just saw a pig tailed singing woman,a small dog,tin man,a scarecrow and a lion skipping up to the entrance

shall i let them in?

Re: I claim this board in the name of cookiepuss!
 

why did you edit your post loser! you were so on point! another stunt like that and I'm sending you a blanket for sure. :p