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TurdBerglar 03-03-2009 03:25 PM

all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
if you do anything with a female there's always some sort of cuddling in involved.

if you go to the mall with a girl. she latches on to that arm instantly and does not let go for anything. you're there trying to walk because she's like half a foot shorter than you and throwing you all off balance. she fucking tugs you into all these fucking stores that are ALL THE FUCKING SAME. all i wanted to do was get some shoes god damn it!

go to a cook out.... tries to cuddle you. all you do at cook outs is sit in lawn chairs, eat burgers, shoot the shit and drink beers. what the girl does is gets a lawn chair and places it as close to yours as possible or worse yet tries to sit on your lap and just sits there with her head on your shoulder. that's all she wants to do! these are YOUR group of friends! not even mine! go chit chat with them instead of just sitting there next to me all fucking day!

go to the beach.... tries to cuddle you in the blazing sun. all the girl wants to do is lay on the towel with you all day. that's it. she doesn't want to go and romp around in the waves. she doesn't want to go on the boardwalk(only if she thinks you're gonna buy her something). she doesn't want to go and walk out onto the jetty. she doesn't want to go check out the tidal pools during low tide and poke at all the little craps and snails and starfish(hahaha! poke her starfish!). NO! all the she wants to do is lay in the sun and cook(need to get that perfect tan!!!!!!!!!) and wants you to do the same. NO! we just spent two and a half hours in a car to get here! let's go play! play in the waves! lets go do something! christ!
it's the fucking BEACH! C'MON!!!

go to a street fair... all she wants to do is street cuddle(similar to mall cuddling) around a bunch of weirdos that smell like patruli oil and have hemp braided into their hair.

go on a hike.... all she wants to do is find some quiet place in the woods and sit on some fallen log and log cuddle you!(cuddle my log baby)


and if she doesn't get that cuddle she wants. then she feels her day was ruined. what the fuck!

Nuzzolese 03-03-2009 03:39 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
It's true, cuddling is my fave.

Myu-to 03-03-2009 03:40 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
I enjoy good cuddle too.

b i o n i c 03-03-2009 03:41 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
its true then!

Nuzzolese 03-03-2009 03:43 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
DON'T EVER LEAVE ME!

TurdBerglar 03-03-2009 03:44 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese (Post 1651963)
It's true, cuddling is my fave.

there's a time and a place for it...

b i o n i c 03-03-2009 03:45 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
mostly, theres a place for it

TurdBerglar 03-03-2009 03:46 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
yeah

in my pants!!!!!

Lyman Zerga 03-03-2009 03:46 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar (Post 1651968)
there's a time and a place for it...

agreed.

Freebasser 03-03-2009 03:48 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Zorra, are you just going to let him talk about you like this?

na§tee 03-03-2009 04:01 PM

i am JOKING but geez man - get a new woman if you're so riled up.
 
all turdburglar wants to do is generalise. that's it. that's all.

if you do anything with turd there's always some sort of massive offensive generalisation involving the opposite sex involved.

if you go to the mall with turd. he stares at girls' asses and will not quit. he's trying to walk with his throbbing erection but it throws him off balance. he wants to tug it but it's ALL THE FUCKING SAME. all he wants is to get some ass god damn it!

go to a cock, uh.. cook out.. generalise. all you want to do is have the same cognitive capacities as a man! what the turd does is get a chair, places it as close to the female species as possible, and observe, documentarian-like, like david attenborough without the oxbridge education. that's all he wants to do! define women all day! these are HIS women! not individuals! go shut your mouth bitch and bend over!

go to the beach.. generalise in the sun. all the turd wants to do is lay on the towel and leisurely masturbate all day. that's it. he doesn't want to go out and romp around in the waves baywatch slow motion stylee. he doesn't want to go on the boardwalk and buy you shit, because you're a woman and you want sparkly things, right? bitch you don't earn your own money?! he doesn't want to go and walk out on the jetty. he doesn't want to appreciate fine marine life, because you know turd is a huge animal and nature lover. doesn't it come across in his sensitive affectionate nature? he's imagining kim kardashian getting washed up like a whale butt nekkid. YES! all he wants to do is lay there in the sun and concentrate on his looks!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION MARKS! and force you to do the same! NO! you know how long i sweated in this car to drive you here? build a fucking sand sculpture of your tits or something! christ! it's fucking TURD! C'MON!!!!

go to a street fair.. generalise and be negative around a bunch of hummus eating bike riding hippies. oh wait!

go on a hike.. all he wants to do is find some place where you can be mute and ride his dick and just go home! suck my log baby!

and if he doesn't get that ass he wants. his day is ruined. what the fuck!

Freebasser 03-03-2009 04:02 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Wow.

b i o n i c 03-03-2009 04:04 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Jesus, take a chill pill®

na§tee 03-03-2009 04:05 PM

i'm only joking, christ :rolleyes: i'm only getting as unnecessarily pretendy-riled up as he was. he jokes all the time how no-one mentions all the sexist shit he says on here. now if he takes it seriously and calls me a dumb bitch that'll be proving my joke.. serious. or something. take it easy dude.

he'd miss his lady if she wasn't there.

personally there's nout wrong with cuddling but it can go too far. my ex boyfriend was like a big dumb puppy sometimes. he was constantly draped over me. infact he'd call himself a big dumb puppy. imagine! an element of cuddling is fine but i draw the line in bed.. eeuch. i can't quite handle sharing beds properly. i'm like - cuddle for a bit - then MY OWN SPACE PLZ. get your sweaty body offa me yo!

Freebasser 03-03-2009 04:06 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
No I mean, wow, well written.

Makes my post look like the half-arsed scrawlings of a failed art student.

Oh, wait... :(

Dorothy Wood 03-03-2009 04:53 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
turd, you need to stop dating 14 year olds.

as for cuddling, I don't care too much for it in circumstances outside of the bedroom...even then, I kinda just get tense and can't relax if it goes on for too long. cuddling and walking is awkward. hand-holding is okay, but not when it's constant.

I think I have intimacy issues. :(

Lyman Zerga 03-03-2009 05:23 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
i want to cuddle all the time when i love someone (which i do) but i dont cause i know it can get quite annoying for the partner

many people dont got any kind of sensitiveness

HotAndWet 03-03-2009 06:36 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
I love cuddling!

taquitos 03-03-2009 06:39 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
i hate it when i get out of the car to walk in somewhere and a chick
immediately grabs around my arm and presses against me like a needy dog.

not that i've been in that situation for a while anyway :rolleyes:

Bob 03-03-2009 07:01 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
i like cuddling too. there's no risk of premature ejaculation with cuddling, it's a safe thing to do

Dorothy Wood 03-03-2009 07:08 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1652073)
i like cuddling too. there's no risk of premature ejaculation with cuddling, it's a safe thing to do


oh, I beg to differ.

beastieangel01 03-03-2009 08:00 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
you should change the title to "girls" instead of "females"

if you were to date a woman, it'd be different. At least, somewhat. I like cuddling, but damn.

mikizee 03-03-2009 09:24 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

checkyourprez 03-03-2009 09:40 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
cuddling is the gayiest shit ever invented.

the only way i cuddle is if im trying to get trim or know for sure ill get trim. if i try on say 2 or 3 occasions and no trim, its a deal breaker. no more cuddling when you call. probably no hanging out. and i probably wont even be talking much with you anymore.

we're grown ups here. theres enough chicks in the sea ya know.

b i o n i c 03-03-2009 09:41 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
im only about 5 minutes from a beach(y)

cuddling naked actually isnt that comfortabe. whats the difference between cuddling and snuggling anyway?

yeah cuddling is (n). fuck puppies and babies too

checkyourprez 03-03-2009 09:42 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar (Post 1651958)
if you do anything with a female there's always some sort of cuddling in involved.

if you go to the mall with a girl. she latches on to that arm instantly and does not let go for anything. you're there trying to walk because she's like half a foot shorter than you and throwing you all off balance. she fucking tugs you into all these fucking stores that are ALL THE FUCKING SAME. all i wanted to do was get some shoes god damn it!

go to a cook out.... tries to cuddle you. all you do at cook outs is sit in lawn chairs, eat burgers, shoot the shit and drink beers. what the girl does is gets a lawn chair and places it as close to yours as possible or worse yet tries to sit on your lap and just sits there with her head on your shoulder. that's all she wants to do! these are YOUR group of friends! not even mine! go chit chat with them instead of just sitting there next to me all fucking day!

go to the beach.... tries to cuddle you in the blazing sun. all the girl wants to do is lay on the towel with you all day. that's it. she doesn't want to go and romp around in the waves. she doesn't want to go on the boardwalk(only if she thinks you're gonna buy her something). she doesn't want to go and walk out onto the jetty. she doesn't want to go check out the tidal pools during low tide and poke at all the little craps and snails and starfish(hahaha! poke her starfish!). NO! all the she wants to do is lay in the sun and cook(need to get that perfect tan!!!!!!!!!) and wants you to do the same. NO! we just spent two and a half hours in a car to get here! let's go play! play in the waves! lets go do something! christ!
it's the fucking BEACH! C'MON!!!

go to a street fair... all she wants to do is street cuddle(similar to mall cuddling) around a bunch of weirdos that smell like patruli oil and have hemp braided into their hair.

go on a hike.... all she wants to do is find some quiet place in the woods and sit on some fallen log and log cuddle you!(cuddle my log baby)


and if she doesn't get that cuddle she wants. then she feels her day was ruined. what the fuck!

fuck her in the face.

tell her to cuddle that.

b i o n i c 03-03-2009 09:44 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
how much have you had to drink tonight, son?

checkyourprez 03-03-2009 09:46 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
hah myself? nothing. i've enjoyed myself a bit of the ratweed, however. but the affect is minimal at this point.

im just being me.

Myu-to 03-04-2009 09:29 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1652119)
theres enough chicks in the sea ya know.

Chicken of the sea?

hpdrifter 03-04-2009 01:16 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Patchouli

or is it Pachouli?

Either way not patruli.

neither here nor there, carry on


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