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Lyman Zerga 02-16-2010 12:49 AM

whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
i read in the news paper today that robert pattinson hates vaginas, not that i really care what weird nose thinks but i care about that topic in general

so whats wrong with "hetero" men hating on pussies? you cant really call them hetero sexual either

they need serious help cause that cant be normal that or they should finally admit that they are gay


in my opinion pussies compared to dicks are like candy

amen.

Miho 02-16-2010 01:09 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
The hatred stems at The Vagina Monologues.

paul jones 02-16-2010 04:15 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
what a silly cunt

Kid Presentable 02-16-2010 05:10 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Pattinson would get eaten by a vagina, the weedy little shit.

checkyourprez 02-16-2010 10:07 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
if a vag is not smelling good there should be some hate sent its way. clean that mess up.

camo 02-16-2010 02:43 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
He's a wet, limp, ACTOR. Of course he doesn't dig the clunge.

Guy Incognito 02-16-2010 04:23 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga (Post 1722396)
i read in the news paper today that robert pattinson hates vaginas, not that i really care what weird nose thinks but i care about that topic in general

so whats wrong with "hetero" men hating on pussies? you cant really call them hetero sexual either

they need serious help cause that cant be normal that or they should finally admit that they are gay


in my opinion pussies compared to dicks are like candy

amen.

are you definitely sure thats what he said, are you sure you arent taking it out of cuntext?

Caribou 02-16-2010 04:44 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
According to the Dutch translation he's allergic to vaginas. Srsly, what a douche.

But isn't he that gaylord from that twilight crap? If so, I'm not so surprised by his comment. The last time he was near a vagina must've been when he came out of one.

Guy Incognito 02-16-2010 05:16 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
allergic? christ

he's either gay or its all a cunning ploy to get even more girls throwing theemselves at him, sending him pictures of their foof and so on

Dorothy Wood 02-16-2010 11:28 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
it would appear that he was being facetious.

Lyman Zerga 02-17-2010 01:45 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1722432)
if a vag is not smelling good there should be some hate sent its way. clean that mess up.

i heard semen is one of the reasons why a vagina could smell bad

im never going to have sex!

Bob 02-17-2010 01:53 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/u...nson-cover.jpg

lol

Lyman Zerga 02-17-2010 01:58 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Caribou (Post 1722503)
According to the Dutch translation he's allergic to vaginas. Srsly, what a douche.

But isn't he that gaylord from that twilight crap? If so, I'm not so surprised by his comment. The last time he was near a vagina must've been when he came out of one.

yes he is
allergic could be another word for hate

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/20...es-on-vaginas/


lol at the classy link




i actually kinda liked him, from the things i read about him before i thought he was alright but now he can go and lick my fist fucked arm



actually this wasnt supposed to become a RP thread, i was talking about this topic in general

a hetero man saying he doesnt like pussies is like a gay man saying that he hates dicks

when a hetero girl says she is grossed out by dicks she gets either called prude or mentally ill, it's more accepted when men hate on the f genitalia..


i dont like dicks in general either but when i love a man then i love his dick too and want sex with him but thats cause i cant seperate love and sex

Lyman Zerga 02-17-2010 01:59 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1722601)

yeah that shooting made him say that shit

Guy Incognito 02-17-2010 07:41 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood (Post 1722586)
it would appear that he was being facetious.


well he shouldnt be like that about the foof

vaginas are for life not just for christmas

Caribou 02-17-2010 10:18 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy Incognito (Post 1722627)
well he shouldnt be like that about the foof

vaginas are for life not just for christmas

I wonder if anyone ever got a vagina for Christmas. It would be a bit difficult to wrap it and put it underneath the tree...

Guy Incognito 02-17-2010 10:28 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Caribou (Post 1722642)
I wonder if anyone ever got a vagina for Christmas. It would be a bit difficult to wrap it and put it underneath the tree...

They gift wrap them for you at the shop, they put them in special envelope with easy to open flaps:D

camo 02-17-2010 01:00 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy Incognito (Post 1722643)
They gift wrap them for you at the shop, they put them in special envelope with easy to open flaps:D

You could have got a 'lick' line in there too buddy.

synch 02-17-2010 01:39 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1722601)

You should have seen the rash on the back of his head.

Scary.

Dorothy Wood 02-17-2010 11:01 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga (Post 1722600)
i heard semen is one of the reasons why a vagina could smell bad

im never going to have sex!


if you believe the first sentence, you probably shouldn't.

Lyman Zerga 02-18-2010 12:01 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood (Post 1722757)
if you believe the first sentence, you probably shouldn't.

it was written on some medical site oh and shut up, bitch

Miho 02-18-2010 12:19 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
OH, DAMN

HOW WILL DOROTHY RESPOND?

LET'S WATCH

Dorothy Wood 02-18-2010 03:43 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
uhh. I got nothin. it's on some "medical site", facts is facts. no disputing that!

:rolleyes:

Adam 02-18-2010 04:08 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
We all know anything written on the web argued from the point of authority has to be true.

Red wine cures cancer
Red wine causes cancer
Berries cure cancer
Berries cause cancer
Breast Feeding is bad for development
Breast Feeding is good

Or read the daily mail, they'll always be some doctor or professor arguing black is white there for a price commissioned by someone with a vested interest.

Woah, sorry for the rant, I've just come the the climate change thread.

I was gonna say something else but forgot...

Man, I really need to get some soon. Around Christmas I had more dates than I knew what to do with - now, its all dried up and I got nothing from any of them. Not even the teenager :(

TurdBerglar 02-18-2010 04:37 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
a cummed-in pussy smells fairly funky the following morning

Videodrome 02-18-2010 05:15 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Only if you have your face in it.

Fern 02-18-2010 09:44 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1722432)
if a vag is not smelling good there should be some hate sent its way. clean that mess up.

that will be going in my sig

Guy Incognito 02-18-2010 11:02 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar (Post 1722787)
a cummed-in pussy smells fairly funky the following morning

Quote:

Originally Posted by Videodrome (Post 1722789)
Only if you have your face in it.

i know this is a bit random but i read these two posts and couldnt help thinking of one of those old spy thriller films where two geezers in raincoats sit down on a bench and exchange briefcases with stolen microfilm and thes were the codewords

Dorothy Wood 02-18-2010 04:49 PM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar (Post 1722787)
a cummed-in pussy smells fairly funky the following morning

sure, but it doesn't stay that way unless there's something wrong.

Lyman Zerga 02-19-2010 01:34 AM

Re: whats with "hetero" guys hating on vaginas?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fern (Post 1722797)
that will be going in my sig

your gay pride is getting annoying


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