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Would you give Nicolas Cage an HJ for nachos?
Best nachos you've ever had in your life. Loaded with the works. Giant plate. 20 minutes. Present-day Nic. Full Eye contact. |
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Does not compute.
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even though it's the best plate of nachos ever they're still nachos....
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I'd give one to Betty White for some great nachos + a great bloody mary, surewhynot
Something tells me Nic Cage wouldnt let you off so easy, probably want you to eat them off his dick or someshit |
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what? no
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I'm eating nachos right now!
:( he said he'd never tell. :( |
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what's an HJ? if it was Raising Arizona era Nicholas Cage i'd do pretty much what he wanted-no nachos required. oh, just re-read full post. present day...no...whatever it is
and oh again--it's a hand job right? still no, i don't even like nachos |
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No, but I would definitely have the best time watching Echewta do it.
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Bruce Willis, yeah. And I don't even like nachos.
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Only if Con-Air is also playing in the background
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I'd hoop a hot pepper up his bum hole
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eww!
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Can I film it and extort it for money? Or at least decent food?
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the full eye contact thing is what makes this a 'no' for me...
although i voted "only with echewta" |
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for me it was the part where i jerked off a guy for some nachos
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Would I want some nachos that bad? No. Not even as bad as Nick wants his chocolate cake.
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What would you do for some chalupas? |
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who the fuck makes those things!
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Lots of Mexican restaurants make nachos. Some of the best nachos I've had were at Lupe Tortilla's and Herbert's Taco Hut in San Marcos. |
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You should think before you share your ideas. I bet cosmo is running around with a stopwatch giving handjobs to strangers just to see how she can do it. |
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Back for the first time in forever and this is my re-insertion thread? Ouch!
Only if the nachos are made with head cheese. |
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i think its funny how the media has it that he was so drunk he didnt know where he lives. i think he was vacationing somewhere and thought he was renting one place and his girl said it was the place next door.
he's a mean drunk.. i liked adaptation |
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Poll. Ever. And no. I would not. I wouldn't want Mister Cage's man-funk all over my fingers. And nachos make the poop hole burn. |
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I hate Nick Cage, and Howie Mandel for that matter; I wish their D's ill.
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Nachos and hjs are appetizers. Nicholas cage is at best a wet kiss and a meal replacement shake.
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