Re: Greatest Hits in Omegle Chat.
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stranger
Stranger: A wild abra appears!
You: i choose you squirtle
Stranger: A wild abra casts rest.
Stranger: It healed to full health!
You: squirtle uses water cannon
Stranger: Its not very effective.
Stranger: Wild abra fucks your mother.
Stranger: ITs super effective
You: squirtle takes a dump in your pocket and steals your visa
Stranger: Its super effective!
Stranger: Wild abra casts teleport!

Re: Greatest Hits in Omegle Chat.
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, mother leopard.
I have your cub.
You must protect her,
But that will be expensive...
10,000 dollar notes,
Wrapped in brown paper...
Midnight, behind the box
I'll be the hyena, you'll see.
Stranger: . . . Yes...
You: LOL ASL WTF OMG
Stranger: =/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Greatest Hits in Omegle Chat.
 

man this was fun.