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Dorothy Wood 03-10-2009 12:41 AM
boner thread
 
I had a boner earlier, and I almost made some mistakes because of it. then I didn't because I don't make mistakes anymore, and then I had to take a cab ride home with a dude who I think has a boner for me, but he's like 40 and gross as fuck so I lost my boner.

anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Myu-to 03-10-2009 12:47 AM
Re: boner thread
 
New 36 hour Cialas, for when you're ready.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:08 AM
Re: boner thread
 
what does a lady boner feel like?

funk63 03-10-2009 01:10 AM
Re: boner thread
 
I HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:10 AM
Re: boner thread
 
a gay boner

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:12 AM
Re: boner thread
 
But, a boner none the less.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:13 AM
Re: boner thread
 
what does a gay boner feel like?





oh shit, i just set myself up

funk63 03-10-2009 01:13 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Its gone now.

funk63 03-10-2009 01:14 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurdBerglar (Post 1653606)
what does a gay boner feel like?
Uhhh.......

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:16 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurdBerglar (Post 1653606)
what does a gay boner feel like?
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Too fuckin' funny.

Dorothy Wood 03-10-2009 01:21 AM
Re: boner thread
 
a lady boner is an upside down gentleman boner.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:22 AM
Re: boner thread
 
but how does it feel!


how do you know that you have one!

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:25 AM
Re: boner thread
 
It presses against their stomach making them belch.

Dorothy Wood 03-10-2009 01:26 AM
Re: boner thread
 
it'd be like if you didn't have on pants, and you didn't know you had a penis.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:27 AM
Re: boner thread
 
that doesn't make any god damn sense

Dorothy Wood 03-10-2009 01:28 AM
Re: boner thread
 
exactly

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:29 AM
Re: boner thread
 
My thoughts exactly.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:30 AM
Re: boner thread
 
why can't anybody describe to me what it feels like to have a lady boner! :mad:

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:32 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Moist.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:33 AM
Re: boner thread
 
you're not a lady

go away

Dorothy Wood 03-10-2009 01:36 AM
Re: boner thread
 
it's when a vagina swells to 4 times its normal size.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:37 AM
Re: boner thread
 
but what does that feel like?



like a boner feels like a lot of pressure!


does a lady boner feel the same???

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:40 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood (Post 1653626)
it's when a vagina swells to 4 times its normal size.
That's some serious fuckin' camel toe.

Dorothy Wood 03-10-2009 01:41 AM
Re: boner thread
 
why do you think girls are shopping so much? they need new pants a lot. from all the bursting of seams.

LongDuckDong 03-10-2009 01:47 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Turdberglar sounds pissed off and inquisitive. And for good reason!

Dorothy, post a pic of your female boner now. I, too, wonder what this "thing" is.

And, yes, my motherfuckin' period just came down. Oh yeah...


I am a woman.:mad::mad::mad::m:(n)

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:47 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Paris Hilton must get those because she looks like she could tie shoes with that thing.

TurdBerglar 03-10-2009 01:51 AM
Re: boner thread
 
i just wanna now what it feels like to have a lady boner!!!! :mad:

Myu-to 03-10-2009 01:52 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Moist.

Dorothy Wood 03-10-2009 01:52 AM
Re: boner thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LongDuckDong (Post 1653633)
Turdberglar sounds pissed off and inquisitive. And for good reason!

Dorothy, post a pic of your female boner now. I, too, wonder what this "thing" is.

And, yes, my motherfuckin' period just came down. Oh yeah...


I am a woman.:mad::mad::mad::m:(n)
you could write "my period came down" in every thread a million times and it still wouldn't make sense or be funny.

die.

LongDuckDong 03-10-2009 01:54 AM
Re: boner thread
 
My period just came down.

Yep.


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