I got laid last night
And on Saturday (different chicks). This is significant because I went like 3 months after breaking up with my ex-bitch with no sexytime.
Vaginas are like buses, you wait a while then two come along within 4 days of each other and you put your dick in them. (y) |
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congratulations on getting your dick wet dude.(y)
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me too
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Are you sure they weren't ex-men?
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Yeah, they were both rather fine actually. Both had cracking bums which is always important. (y)
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How do you put your dick in a bus?
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You're right, it's a tight fit but I manage. Just about.
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Pads 2 - 0 Vaginarreal
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Joker. :D
What a shit match though, did you watch it? I'm almost glad I didn't get home from work til the last 15 minutes, what a disgrace. And Scolari is complaining about 4-0? Cunts. |
Three months is a long time, I would imagine you won't be hearing from the first girl anytime soon.
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On the contrary I now have a guaranteed booty call up at Manchester Uni. She loved that shit. (y)
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This is all a bit crass isn't it?
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I was going to comment that its 8.30am in the morning and you've already posted - is she still next to you as you post to the world what you just did? Or did you kick her out early? |
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I posted the thread at 11pm, chump.
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heh - I'm a nub, so you did!
I figured since I read it then, you posted then! |
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You're new to this internet thing aren't you?
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There's a spellcheck in the reply window.
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i got paid last night
by paddy HAHhahaHAA |
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Yep, two hundred pounds.
IN THE ASS LOL |
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