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Audielicious 10-24-2005 04:44 PM

A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
I don't know all of the details yet but it's going to be on my local news at 5. I'll keep you posted.

ms.peachy 10-24-2005 04:45 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
So this is you basically throwing your towel over the sun lounger, then?

NeuroticPassion 10-24-2005 04:48 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
WTF? How is this possible... it is 5 o clock well my time... post that shit when you hear it

ms.peachy 10-24-2005 04:51 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NeuroticPassion
WTF? How is this possible... it is 5 o clock well my time... post that shit when you hear it

It will doubtless have something to do with the chemical properties of Viagra, and the fact that it was originally developed and marketed as a blood pressure/heart medication, until they discovered it had this great side effect of producing unkillable boners. I betcha a buck the story is, the kid's got some kind of cardiac disorder and couldn't run and play and stuff for fear of dropping dead of a heart attack, and now she can.

King PSYZ 10-24-2005 05:37 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
reminds me of the kids in the hall skit with the kid with the abnormally large penis.

the bike riding one was the best as it would get caught in the spokes...

Bob 10-24-2005 08:00 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
that was upright citizens brigade

King PSYZ 10-24-2005 08:24 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
was it? ok
either way it was greatness

ms.peachy 10-25-2005 03:41 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
So did I win the buck or not?

cosmo105 10-25-2005 10:46 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob
that was upright citizens brigade

thank you. <3

Sarky Devotchka 10-25-2005 10:50 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
yeah, I had the hots for that guy.

Bob 10-25-2005 10:51 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
TUVOC'S NEVER GETTING HOME

Sarky Devotchka 10-25-2005 10:55 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
so, wait, there's some 9 year old girl out there running around with a monster boner?

I WILL REGAIN MY CHILDHOOD WITH THIS MAGICAL BONER!

cosmo105 10-25-2005 11:08 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
ENORMOUS PENIS
let the orphans find their dads
ENORMOUS PENIS
let the weary sleep late

p-branez 10-25-2005 05:32 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
a bunch of kids were going around school asking for viagra.

they're going to put it in kids drinks at parties and watch them walk around with boners all night.

laurie_hammy 10-25-2005 05:49 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
I still dont understand the reason why this girl is taking viagra ? To regain her childhood ? In what way ? She still is in her childhood, shes 9.

ms.peachy 10-26-2005 04:07 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
Damn it, was I right or not? I tried to find out myself but when I google "9 year old girl Viagra" all I get is links to scary articles about kiddie porn, and I feel soiled by their very proximity.

Audielicious 10-26-2005 12:39 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
Ah. Well, instead of watching the news I ended up going to Chick-Fil-A with my brother to go get our dinner.

So I don't know what's going on with Viagra girl. I'm sorry. I'm a terrible news source. :(

ms.peachy 10-26-2005 04:02 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Audielicious
Ah. Well, instead of watching the news I ended up going to Chick-Fil-A with my brother to go get our dinner.

So I don't know what's going on with Viagra girl. I'm sorry. I'm a terrible news source. :(

I'm just so very disappointed in you, Audi. How will I ever be able to trust you again?

Bob 06-15-2018 11:58 PM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
this was the most viewed thread on this forum

did we ever get an answer

mikizee 07-19-2018 06:11 AM

Re: A 9-year old girl is taking Viagra to "regain her childhood"
 
No, but most of the people in this thread haven't logged on in years and that makes me sad.


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