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Myu-to 03-11-2009 02:03 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Despite all of the negative speak here, I still like cuddling.

b i o n i c 03-11-2009 02:09 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
so its true!

Myu-to 03-11-2009 02:10 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Hahahaha!!!

fucker.

NoFenders 03-11-2009 02:14 PM

Re: i am JOKING but geez man - get a new woman if you're so riled up.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee (Post 1651986)
all turdburglar wants to do is generalise. that's it. that's all.

if you do anything with turd there's always some sort of massive offensive generalisation involving the opposite sex involved.

if you go to the mall with turd. he stares at girls' asses and will not quit. he's trying to walk with his throbbing erection but it throws him off balance. he wants to tug it but it's ALL THE FUCKING SAME. all he wants is to get some ass god damn it!

go to a cock, uh.. cook out.. generalise. all you want to do is have the same cognitive capacities as a man! what the turd does is get a chair, places it as close to the female species as possible, and observe, documentarian-like, like david attenborough without the oxbridge education. that's all he wants to do! define women all day! these are HIS women! not individuals! go shut your mouth bitch and bend over!

go to the beach.. generalise in the sun. all the turd wants to do is lay on the towel and leisurely masturbate all day. that's it. he doesn't want to go out and romp around in the waves baywatch slow motion stylee. he doesn't want to go on the boardwalk and buy you shit, because you're a woman and you want sparkly things, right? bitch you don't earn your own money?! he doesn't want to go and walk out on the jetty. he doesn't want to appreciate fine marine life, because you know turd is a huge animal and nature lover. doesn't it come across in his sensitive affectionate nature? he's imagining kim kardashian getting washed up like a whale butt nekkid. YES! all he wants to do is lay there in the sun and concentrate on his looks!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION MARKS! and force you to do the same! NO! you know how long i sweated in this car to drive you here? build a fucking sand sculpture of your tits or something! christ! it's fucking TURD! C'MON!!!!

go to a street fair.. generalise and be negative around a bunch of hummus eating bike riding hippies. oh wait!

go on a hike.. all he wants to do is find some place where you can be mute and ride his dick and just go home! suck my log baby!

and if he doesn't get that ass he wants. his day is ruined. what the fuck!

LMFAO!

Miho 03-12-2009 02:42 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Did anyone else notice Turd wrote a Beastie Boys song on the thread title? Intentional or not. You decide.

checkyourprez 03-12-2009 09:29 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
i did also notice that nancy drew.

taquitos 03-12-2009 01:06 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
yeah i noticed that sherlock holmes

taquitos 03-12-2009 01:07 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
yeah i noticed that one too poirot

Dorothy Wood 03-12-2009 01:08 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
stop talking about the beastie boys in here! captain obviouses!

taquitos 03-12-2009 01:09 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
i did also notice that as well dick tracy

Miho 03-12-2009 01:10 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Ok, just checking.

Yeah, females want to cuddle a lot, but cuddling is nice, so.

Lex Diamonds 03-12-2009 01:10 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood (Post 1654488)
stop talking about the beastie boys in here! captain obviouses!

lol

Captain Obvioii?

taquitos 03-12-2009 01:11 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
i saw that too philip marlowe

ericlee 03-12-2009 01:15 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
fucking A. I just noticed that nastee welded turd's anus shut.

Dorothy Wood 03-12-2009 01:22 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
what if poops had butts and anuses? what would a poop's poop look like?

Miho 03-12-2009 01:24 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
It would look like a butt.

taquitos 03-12-2009 01:27 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
yeah i noticed that too inspector clouseau

Dorothy Wood 03-12-2009 01:27 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miho (Post 1654506)
It would look like a butt.

lol, this is the best possible response.

TurdBerglar 03-12-2009 01:42 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
this thread is still going?

Miho 03-12-2009 01:56 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
We're going to make it go as long as my game thread.

Nuzzolese 03-12-2009 02:59 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
no doi it's still going, Miss Marple

hpdrifter 03-12-2009 03:02 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Shit yeah its still going Jessica Fletcher.

hpdrifter 03-12-2009 03:04 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Jim Qwilleran

hpdrifter 03-12-2009 03:06 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Gil Grissom

Miho 03-12-2009 03:15 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Who what.

I expect the "all males want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all." thread will be made soon.

A. Chimendez 03-12-2009 04:21 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar (Post 1654519)
this thread is still going?

Hey look guys, he's too cool for us now.

Miho 03-12-2009 04:27 PM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
This thread is bigger and better than Turd now. It's a Mega Turd.

Gareth 03-26-2009 04:57 AM

Re: all females want to do is cuddle. that's it. that's all.
 
E is funny
back rubs n shit
hahaha
i didnt do that though


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