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Freebasser 09-06-2009 06:38 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1695447)
No. We did the heavy petting, no p in v. (y)
Oh... You are rubbish at flirting :(

Bob 09-06-2009 06:39 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1695427)
So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them? :confused:
not necessarily that they are, but that they might be

DipDipDive 09-06-2009 06:40 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebasser (Post 1695450)
Oh... You are rubbish at flirting :(
I will punch the back of your knees.

...BUT WHAT WILL IT MEAN IF I DO?? :eek:

Freebasser 09-06-2009 06:40 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Are we doing it now? :(

DipDipDive 09-06-2009 06:41 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1695451)
not necessarily that they are, but that they might be
I see.

Being a guy must be annoying.

mickill 09-06-2009 06:42 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1695443)
I went out of town earlier this year with my brother and we stayed at his friend's house for the weekend. On the second day, I went into brother's friend's room while he was taking a nap and started kissing and groping him. Dude was totally taken by surprise because we had spent like 36 hours together at that point and he had no idea I was into him. That's how bad I am at flirting. :( but also :) because he went on to say that me laying it on thick like that was the sexiest thing that had ever happened to him.

I don't know why I told that story.
In all honesty, you kinda skipped the flirting and went straight for the sexual assault there. It in no way reflects poorly on your flirting skills.

DipDipDive 09-06-2009 06:43 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebasser (Post 1695453)
Are we doing it now? :(
*looks down*

Not that I know of?

DipDipDive 09-06-2009 06:44 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mickill (Post 1695455)
In all honesty, you kinda skipped the flirting and went straight for the sexual assault there. It in no way reflects poorly on your flirting skills.
I tried to flirt. :(

Freebasser 09-06-2009 06:47 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Are Mickill and I doing it? :(

DipDipDive 09-06-2009 06:49 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
You make the relationship the two of you have sound so cheap when you say it like that.

mickill 09-06-2009 07:21 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Yes, we're distant soul companions.

paul jones 09-06-2009 07:57 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food

camo 09-07-2009 12:04 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DipDipDive (Post 1695427)
So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them? :confused:
Well obviously not, I'm just saying that it's a key element in the process.

mickill 09-07-2009 02:08 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:

eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility
smile = she is DEFINITELY interested
hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis

You shouldn't have to try very hard.

Bob 09-07-2009 02:12 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis

mickill 09-07-2009 02:45 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Only 50% of the time. But the other half of the time does = DEFINITELY getting some creamer action.

adam_f 09-07-2009 04:32 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Life would be so much easier if sexual assault and flirting were the same thing.

RobMoney$ 09-07-2009 05:04 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mickill (Post 1695581)
Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:

eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility
smile = she is DEFINITELY interested
hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis

You shouldn't have to try very hard.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1695582)
physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis

You guys are totally giving away too many Man-Code secrets here.
Women aren't supposed to have this kind of knowledge or they might use it to their advantage!

Ty Webb 09-07-2009 11:08 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ???????????
3. profit

HEIRESS 09-08-2009 12:30 AM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
I have found letting loose some giggles during conversation seems to go over well.

other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie ;)

DipDipDive 09-08-2009 12:54 AM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by HEIRESS (Post 1695668)
other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie ;)
Maybe that's why I didn't get a ticket that night...

DandyFop 09-08-2009 05:02 AM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by paul jones (Post 1695478)
I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ty Webb (Post 1695650)
1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ???????????
3. profit

I will not let these two amazing posts go ignored.

monkey 09-10-2009 05:48 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
I JUST LEFT THE WORLD'S MOST RETARDED VOICEMAIL. i just effectively made myself sound like a brain dead dumb ass on a guy's voicemail, cause i was so nervous about calling him.

he has called me like 3 or 4 times, and i've missed it every time. and so, he called me earlier today, while i was in the train. he left a message. i called him back just now, and left a relatively incoherent message of stupid words strung together with barely any regard for any kind of sentence structure.

i said something about playing that game where no one picks up the phone, and then i tried to explain myself by saying that i never hear my phone ring, so i never know when i'm being called, but i said 1000000 times stupider. i think i said "anywaysssss" 3 times. suddenly i truly became the 16 year old long island girl that lives in my heart. oh boy.

hpdrifter 09-10-2009 05:59 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.

Bob 09-10-2009 06:05 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hpdrifter (Post 1696290)
Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.
yeah but if he does that it means he's gay

monkey 09-10-2009 06:14 PM
Re: I don't know how to flirt.
 
no it really is that bad. i said "anywaysss, bye" where the bye trails off and your voice gets really bass-y. the rest of the message was in a high pitched LI-girl voice. it was bad.

being a nun is an interesting consideration.


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