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beastiegirrl101 08-30-2006 09:46 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
thats a wax job if I ever saw one.

b i o n i c 08-30-2006 09:52 AM

Re: The Family Album
 
i gave in to female peer pressure. eh whadddayagonnado

beastiegirrl101 08-30-2006 09:59 AM

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I think it's great, men should clean up the stragglers...there should be two brows, not one.

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:02 AM

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yeah, there's not enough metro's in this world already :rolleyes:

synch 08-30-2006 10:03 AM

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My eyebrows were separated at birth.

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:06 AM

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true, a rare case in the italian male species

Nuzzolese 08-30-2006 10:06 AM

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I saw a news special a few days ago about companies advertising to the manly men in the market, or male shopper. They claim it's not metro, these are guys who watch sports and drink beer and wear designer clothes and get facials. This confused me because I thought that was metro. I didn't know beer and sports made you manly. When I think of "manly" men, I think of guys who build their own houses and hunt animals and work construction jobs and shop at Farming Supply stores, and would not be the target market for an expensive ad campagin unless the product was a pickup truck.

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:12 AM

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it's a strange world we live in.....

synch 08-30-2006 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icy manipulator
true, a rare case in the italian male species

Do NOT get me started about body hair.

Please.

:(

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:20 AM

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dont worry, you're not the only hairy man beast on this board :cool:

mickill 08-30-2006 10:21 AM

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I was going to say that it looks like you tweez, too. But I didn't want it to seem like I'd studied your photo that hard. Because I didn't. I just noticed right away. But I was also going to mention that you have nearly invisible pores.

mickill 08-30-2006 10:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icy manipulator
dont worry, you're not the only hairy man beast on this board :cool:

Whoa. Easy there. I'm sure kll is a very charming gal in real life.

beastiegirrl101 08-30-2006 10:23 AM

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why do we keep getting pieces of your face?

Nuzzolese 08-30-2006 10:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mickill
I was going to say that it looks like you tweez, too. But I didn't want it to seem like I'd studied your photo that hard. Because I didn't. I just noticed right away. But I was also going to mention that you have nearly invisible pores.

It's pretty obvious, it's a zoom of his eyes, you wouldn't have to study it. And yes, his skin is flawless, it could do Maybelline print work.

mickill 08-30-2006 10:24 AM

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If you put this picture together with that one of his mouth, you can see what he looks like, basically.

mickill 08-30-2006 10:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese
It's pretty obvious, it's a zoom of his eyes, you wouldn't have to study it. And yes, his skin is flawless, it could do Maybelline print work.

His skin is radiant.

synch 08-30-2006 10:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mickill
If you put this picture together with that one of his mouth, you can see what he looks like, basically.

In a picasso kind of way.

And yes, I too had noticed the far-too-tidy eyebrows.

Sue me.

Nuzzolese 08-30-2006 10:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mickill
His skin is radiant.

It's luminous.

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:29 AM

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pretty boy douche

mickill 08-30-2006 10:29 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by synch
And yes, I too had noticed the far-too-tidy eyebrows.

Sue me.

Yeah, but you're gay.



b i o n i c 08-30-2006 10:32 AM

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its all tweeze and it gets done everytime i get a haircut, which is often because im a hairy fucker and i only look human for after a haircut.

and you guys are goosestepping around it. after i leave the bathhouse every saturday morning, i power-walk to pick up some mochachailattevertesoyacinnajava and get my toenails done before i get the eyebrows done.


im relaly surpised at you guys

synch 08-30-2006 10:33 AM

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You are so homosexual that you used a stunt double for that picture.


edit: this was aimed at mickil, although it would be funnier if it was aimed at bionic.

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:36 AM

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he stands no chance against the crab people

b i o n i c 08-30-2006 10:36 AM

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im this close to sic'ing my poodle on you

mickill 08-30-2006 10:43 AM

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So, when you're at the salon, do they tweeze your face before or after you hair gets did? During? After applying your highlight mixture?

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:50 AM

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after the manicure but before the pedicure i've been told

b i o n i c 08-30-2006 10:54 AM

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only after the nipple hair trim

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 10:57 AM

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oh yes, i forgot about that dear

b i o n i c 08-30-2006 11:00 AM

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don't call me dear, faggot

icy manipulator 08-30-2006 11:05 AM

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the correct term poofter, poofter


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