I read the new today....
 

I saw the news today:

They told the story. I said good story

They told me what it meant: I said, oh I did not get that message from the story

They told me how I felt about it. I said, I did not feel that way, but I guess I do now

They monkey on the TV that reads the news is all knowing.

So, I turned off the news and watched Pele the movie and it was good.